A/N: Cuckoos aren't cooperating, so I whipped this up instead. This chapter is more of an experiment and is written in an entirely different style than what I'm used to, so don't be afraid to tell me if it's bad.
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(5:19 pm) Oracle359 posted on her feed: At work. So bored. Nobody reads real books anymore apparently. Sigh, what has happened to humanity? :'(
(5:31 pm) Drakeboy posted on Oracle359's feed: I still like to read! I go 2 the library like everyday!
(5:47 pm) Oracle359 replied to Drakeboy on her feed: School libraries don't count, Tim. And neither do textbooks. And you know I hate short-form posts.
(6:01 pm) Drakeboy replied to Oracle359 on her feed: srsly? LOL JK. :P
(6:07 pm) Oracle359 replied to Drakeboy on her feed: Do you want all your passwords changed?
(6:15 pm) FlyingGrayson replied to a post on Oracle359's feed: Tim, QUIT WHILE U R AHEAD! #runforyourlife.
(6:17 pm) Oracle359 replied to FlyingGreyson on her feed: I just got after him for that! Don't encourage him, Dick!
(6:21 pm) FlyingGrayson replied to Oracle359 on her feed: Hey I didn't do nothin'! I speaks good English!
(6:31 pm) FlyingGrayson replied to Oracle359 on her feed: I can't keep this in any longer. I just can't. I'm madly in love with Bette Kaine #neverpissoffahacker
(6:32 pm) FlyingGrayson replied to Oracle359 on her feed: Notvery funny Barbara
(6:42 pm) Parkerproblem posted on Oracle359's feed: I think it's hilarious.
(6:46 pm) FlyingGrayson replied to a post on Oracle359's feed: Just wait until it happens to you.
(6:47 pm) FlyingGrayson replied to a post on Oracle359's feed: And who the hell are you BTW?
(6:50 pm) Oracle359 replied to FlyingGreyson on her feed: Dick! Be nice!
(6:51 pm) Drakeboy posted on Oracle359's feed: its a legit question I 2 wanna make sure he's good
(6:55 pm) Parkerproblem replied to a post on Oracle359's feed: I'm just as good as your spelling and grammar.
(7:03 pm) FlyingGrayson replied to a post on Oracle359's feed: I like this guy already. #barbara'sgotaBF!
(7:04 pm) Drakeboy replied to a post on Oracle359's feed: Me 2! #barbra'sgotaBF!
(7:06 pm) Parkerproblem replied to a post on Oracle359's feed: Me three. #peter'sgotaGF
(7:10 pm) Drakeboy replied to a post on Oracle359's feed: ROTFL!
(7:15 pm) JGordon posted on Oracle359's feed: Why didn't you tell me you'd met someone?
(7:17 pm) Oracle359 replied to a post on her feed: He's just a friend dad.
(7:20 pm) FlyingGrayson replied to a post on Oracle359's feed: She's afraid you'll throw him in the lake with cement shoes & use the body as evidence against the mob.
(7:21 pm) Oracle359 replied to a post on her feed: Get off my feed, Dick! Now!
(7:25 pm) JGordon posted on Oracle359's feed: Answer the question, Barbara.
(7:30 pm) Parkerproblem replied to a post on Oracle359's feed: I take it you're her father?
(7:32 pm) JGordon replied to a post on Oracle359's feed: I am, son. Who are you?
(7:40 pm) Drakeboy replied to a post on Oracle359's feed: he's a registered sex offender in seven states & on the run from the law, commissioner.
(7:41 pm) Oracle359 replied to a post on her feed: Tim: Can it! Dad: He's just a guy I met a couple months back.
(7:43 pm) JGordon replied to Oracle359 on her feed: I'm just looking out for you, Barbara. Libraries get a lot of strange people coming in these days.
(7:45 pm) Parkerproblem replied to a post on Oracle359's feed: Coincidentally, we met in the library. I was looking to get stoned & look up pictures of little boys.
(7:47 pm) Oracle359 replied to a post on her feed: Not funny, Peter! He's joking dad.
(7:48 pm) JGordon replied to a post on Oracle359's feed: JGordon is running a police database search...
(7:49 pm) Oracle359 replied to a post n her feed: DAD!
(7:50 pm) FlyingGrayson replied to a post on Oracle359's feed: You'll scare him off, Commissioner.
(7:52 pm) Parkerproblem replied to a post on Oracle359's feed: It'l take more than that to scare me.
(7:53 pm) JGordon replied to a post on Oracle359's feed: Will a 12-gauge shotgun do the job? Not joking
(7:53 pm) JGordon replied to a post on Oracle359's feed: ;)
(7:54 pm) Parkerproblem replied to a post on Oracle359's feed: You sure, sir? Because that's one killer of a joke! #thekillingjoke.
(7:56 pm) Parkerproblem posted on Oracle359's feed: Shouldn't you be focusing on your job, Barbara? You did say you where at work.
(7:57 pm) Oracle359 replied to a post on her feed: Just got off an hour ago.
(7:58 pm) Parkerproblem replied to a post on Oracle359's feed: Damn. Was gonna swing by and say hello.
(7:59 pm) Oracle359 replied to a post on her feed: You live in New York! It's over an hour by train ride!
(8:00 pm) Parkerproblem replied to a post on Oracle359's feed: I'm half an hour out. Got myself an interview at Wayne Enterprises early in the morning. Wanna get something to eat?
(8:01 pm) FlyingGrayson posted on Oracle359's feed: #Barbara'sgotadate!
(8:03 pm) Oracle359 replied to a post on her feed: Sure Peter! I'll meet you at the train station and we'll drive. #punchesDick'sface
(8:04 pm) JGordon is now subscribed to Parkerproblem's feed.
(8:10) FlyingGrayson is now subscribed to Parkerproblem's feed.
(10:10) BWayne is now following Parkerproblem.