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hey blondie

is Naruto

oh yeah Naruto

yeah THE ONE AND ONLY so what do u want, um..Saso

is Sasori, but nice try

u huh, yeah what do u want?

i wanted to give you my phone number, and i know the emo guy isn't your boyfriend i seen him chatting with the pinkie quite happily

you were stalking us after i left?

yep :)

you most really be desperate to get to me

as i said before your ass makes my dick go on hard

well, that's nice to know, i see that you are really persistent so what do you want?

I want your phone number & maybe a date

i'll give you my number but the date depends on when it takes place

here

what?

take my phone and put your phone number in it

okay there its done

so how about Friday 8:00, we meet at Phoenix Bar& Nightclub

sure come to 125wd 6nu

okay well

mmm

DOBE!...

Sasori why the hell will you kiss Me

sorry i couldn't help myself well, bye i guess your "boyfriends" here see you later naruto

u-huh (n/./n)

So what was that about dobe i thought you said you weren't interested

well.. you see.. i'ts none of your damn business so drop it

well i thought it was, didn't you think about what i said i though a dobe like you could at least understand what i meant

Flashback

yeah you right thanks teme for a bastard your being very nice today or is it that you got the hot for me huh huh

Naruto don't start something you cant finish

what? you were serious

i dont play around dobe

well teme for a guys thats trying to go out with me you shouldnt call me a dobe

its a pet name naruto

Teme

yeah like that you see

augh.. your such a prick

so what do you say dobe

i said i'll tell you next saturday

what, you can't be serious, you are planing to go on a date with that red head

His not read head he is sasori

brrr!brr! one text message form Sasori

Sasori: what are you doing blondie

Naruto: in the car with sasuke

Sasori: wanna play a game

Naruto: depends is it gonna be fun?

Sasori: of course hun

Naruto: okay so what we playing

Sasori: sexting just without the images

Naruto: fine you start

Sasori: If I were with you right now, where would you want me to touch you?

Naruto: my crotch

Sasori: use my mouth or hands

Naruto: mouth

Sasori: im putting your boxers down im nipping on your balls i lick your shaft up and down as it were to be a lollipop im swirling my tongue around your cock sliding my tongue in and out of your tip moving my hands around your balls squeezing in it tightly and softly put my hand on the base and squeeze it a little harder

Naruto: damn i think im getting hard, my erection is gonna show and sasuke is looking at me trying to figure out what im doing

Sasori: take of your jacket and place it in your lap

Naruto: good idea, okay i put it in my lap

Sasori: want me to continue?

Naruto: Hell yeah

Sasori: im thumb fucking your tip while im sucking your balls, i let your balls go and im sliding my tongue between your foreskin all i hear are your wanton moans sreaming for more i flip you over

Naruto: tounge fucking me now?

Sasori: you know it, so how would you like me to eat your ass out?

Dobe what the hell are you doing you look like your about to have a heart attack

what are you talking about

u-huh so why are you all up in your phone looking so flush?

Teme i dont look flush and im just checking my instagram

yeah sure so why is your jacket on your lap, anything you trying to hide

No i just felt like it, it was too hot and so i took out my jacket and place it on my lap what are you trying to insinuate?

Maybe a dobe is sexting next to me and got a hard on so he took out his jacket and place it on his lap

ha ha funny as ever bastard, why would i be phone texting next to you i do have some decensy

Ain't a party without me, a party without me
A party without me, I make the beats and make you dance
A party without me
A party without me
A party without me
I pump the base that makes you bounce

Dobe your phone is ringing answer it that song is annoying

tch wathever teme

Hello

so blondie did you get caught

Nope just got bored

u-huh, his next to you isn't it and you almost got caught his quite a sharp tool

yep and how did you know

just know things like that

You suck ass

only yours

Pervert

says the person that was having a hard on in a car

shut up

(Dobe Stop Shouting)

Shut it Teme

so that boyfrien of yours hate loud noises

yeah and his not my boyfriend

(who are you talking to dobe)

none of your damn business

(i make it my business if your in my car)

Fine wanna know im talking to sasori now shut it

(why are you talking to him? and why the hell does he have your phone number?)

His a friend that was with me while you and Sakura were talking and ignoring me

(dobe you left and no one was ignoring you)

yeah what ever

So his jealous quiet a possessive guy you have as a friend

yeah his a bastard

Hey you read head guy stop calling naruto beep

Why the hell did you do that for sasuke

he was annoying me

well you have no right to hang up now give me back my phone

why so you can talk to him and have dirty texting with him

and what if i do is not like we are on a relationship and you have no right to tell me who i can talk to

mmm

there if only i knew before that all it takes you to get quite i would have kiss you before

Naruto you are MINE wether you like it or not i dont like that sasori guy so stay away from him and if he ever tries to kiss you ill beat the living day lights out of him NO ONE MESSES WITH A UCHIHA AND ITS PROPERTY

property? the hell

yeah dobe, your Mines i already told you that