Dfab style smut but I added in a binder for my trans male/nonbinary homies. My first smut piece, so enjoy!
You and Saitama definitely had differing views on what was considered a nice date. Not to say that you didn't enjoy just lounging on your couch with him. He didn't even care that you are wearing the baggiest sweatpants and shirt you own. Saitama of course was not dressed to the nines himself. He was rocking his usual Opai sweatshirt and a pair of your sweatpants (you would have to remember to get those back from him).
You're couch has the stereotypical 'babies first apartment' couch that every poor college student got at Ikea. It was pretty comfortable and the fake leather managed to retain heat pretty well from the two bodies laying across it. On the television in front of you played some random shitty anime Saitama had convinced you to watch. You made a mental note to try and limit his time with King. Of course King was sweet and lonely… Nevermind you were willing to sit through a few terrible shows.
Glancing over at your current date he seemed completely immersed in the show. Er, well as immersed as the bald headed man could look with his goofy face. The two of you were currently sprawled across the piece of furniture with both of your feet touching in the middle. You admired the gorgeous, and a bit odd, man across from you. For being such a dorky man he sure was attractive and not to mention ripped. Suddenly, a brilliant idea graced you as to how you could get out of watching this Doki Doki show.
A small smirk took over your face as you crawled your way up the man like a damn tree. The bastard continued to look forward at the stupid show. You glared slightly at Saitama for paying more attention to the cute 2D girls instead of you. Although you knew how to get his attention as you straddled his lap. Grinding softly, you began to softly kiss and nip at his neck. That only got his attention slightly as he continued watching TV but placed his hands on your hips. Pure determination was now coursing through your veins. Kissing your way down his pale neck you reached his collarbone and bit down softly before kissing and sucking the area.
When you began to grind firmly is when you felt him harden beneath you. Saitama gripped your hips harder and finally turned to face you. His gooey brown eyes melted your soul a bit and you practically had to kiss him. Nipping his bottom lip you plunged your way into his mouth, it is honestly surprising to no one that Saitama is a bit of a submissive. While you were plundering the poor hero's mouth you were, for a lack of better words, dry humping the hell out of him. Once you managed to get a breathy moan out of him you pulled away. Grinning evilly at the panting man beneath you, "So I am finally good enough for you to pay me attention." While ignoring your own heat you stopped moving completely.
"I was just teasing you (Y/N)." Saitama whined like an absolute child. Yes, revenge was extremely sweet. "Hmm, how about we go back to watching this amazing show." While perched on top of the obviously aroused man you turned back to the two cute girls on TV who were figuring out their budding feelings for eachother. The bald hero groaned underneath you before finally taking control. Flipping you over on you back you stared excitedly up at the sexy man. While giving you more sweet passionate kisses he slid your shirt up before completely ripping it off your body.
Thankfully, you completely skipped wearing your (bra/binder) since you kind of planned for this to happen. Fuck, you loved when Saitama had his serious expression on. Kissing down your body he gave a few nips along the way before reaching your breasts. The bastard placed a few teasing kisses around your chest before finally taking your nipple into his mouth. Moaning softly you were practically begging for Saitama to fuck you at this point. It was such a turn on when he got a little desperate like this. The man could play you like a fiddle so honestly who would blame you for being just as desperate.
While he continues teasing and sucking on your chest you whimpered. "Please, just fuck me 'Tama I can't take much more." He grinned, a little satisfied with himself, before ripping off your sweatpants and taking off his own. The lazy hero didn't even bother to take off his hoodie before kissing his way down your body to your entrance. A high pitched, and slightly embarrassing, moan escaped you as Saitama placed gave a firm lick up your pussy and sucked gently on your clit. For not liking talking or long monologues much that man sure knew how to use his mouth.
Gripping the hood of his sweatshirt you arched your back and wriggled as Saitama set to work. He ate you out as if it was the last meal he would ever have. You felt a familiar heat rip through your body, "S-saitama, oh god, I'm about to cum!" You panted between moans. From between your legs, Saitama just smirked before placing his lips around your clit and sucking hard. That threw you over the edge as you wordlessly screamed out your release.
The bald man continued gently sucking and licking your lips as you fell from your orgasm. Before you could come back to your senses though Saitama was already inside of you. Being very sensitive after your first orgasm practically had your eyes rolling in the back of your head. "Holy shit Saitama." you whimpered as he set off on a slow but hard pace. Reaching underneath his hoodie you stroked his hard abdomen as he fucked you. Burying his face in your neck, Saitama gave soft breathy moans while kissing your neck. Feeling your second orgasm approaching you desperately began meeting his hips as he sped up. "Fuck, please Saitama!" you begged the absolute sex god before you. He gave a loud groan in return before reaching down and rubbed your clit. "Saitama, oh god!" you screamed as another powerful orgasm slammed into you.
The man above you moaned "I'm coming (Y/N)." Saitama released himself inside of you. Taking a few more soft thrusts the bald man panted above you before pulling out. Laying there, practically boneless, Saitama went to get a damp rag before gently cleaning you up and sliding his hoodie over your head while he wore your sweatpants. You briefly admired his shirtless form before the hero pulled you into his chest while focusing on the anime once more. Exhausting took over your mind as well as satisfaction from being fucked so well. The last thing you heard in your conscious mind was the high pitched annoying laughter of the main character. Maybe shitty animes like this one weren't so bad.