Make Me a Sandwich
Vanitas was quietly eating his peanut butter and jelly sandwich in the Castle kitchen. But then little Sora walked into the room cheerful as always.
"Hi Vanny! What are you eating?" Sora innocently inquired.
"What does it look like? And don't call me Vanny!" Vanitas responded.
"A sandwich." He answered.
"Gold star for you kid." He stated as he took another bite.
"...I'm hungry, can you make me one Vanny?" Sora requested.
"Get it yourself." Vanitas meanly retorted.
Sora was slightly saddened by this response, but he already realized that Vanny was a grumpy-pants. So the little kid went to work to make himself a snack. First thing he's going to need is the bread. One problem: he couldn't reach it...
Aqua then walked by the kichen door but she stopped in her tracks, appalled at what she was witnessing. Sora on his tip-toes reaching for the loaf of bread while Vanitas was ignoring him and eating his own sandwich!
"VANITAS!" She shouted at the raven-haired boy who nearly choked from the jolt.
"What do you want?" He recovering his breath.
"Make Sora a sandwich." She pointed at the still struggling boy reaching for the bread.
"I'm eating." He simply stated.
"Now... Help him." She growled.
Vanitas groaned as he got up from his chair and picked up the loaf of bread and opened the fridge.
"What do you want?" He addressed the child.
"Peanut Butter and Jelly." He smiled.
Vanitas then got out the jelly and grabbed the peanut butter out of the cupboard when little Riku and Kairi walked into the kitchen.
"Are you two hungry also?" Aqua asked and the two nodded. "Vanitas is making sandwiches."
"What? No I'm not!" Vanitas denied.
"But I thought you were going to make me my sandwich?" Sora stated.
"He is. And Riku's and Kairi's as well." Aqua assured the children.
"Can I have a grilled cheese?" Riku asked.
"Oh I want one too, maybe a BLT but no bacon?" Kairi requested.
"...Sure why not?" Vanitas groaned.
Before Vanitas could get to work on the children's sandwiches, Terra, Ventus, and Lea walked into the kitchen as well.
"Wow, Vanitas is making food for everyone? That's a first!" Terra stated.
"Alright. I'll have a double cheeseburger with a large fry." Lea joked.
"I can't make that." Vanitas hissed.
"Just a ham and cheese will be fine then." Lea smirked.
"Make that two, but with turkey." Ven added.
"If you could rustle up some roast beef that'd be good enough for me." Terra ordered.
"And I'll have what Kairi's having." Aqua added to the queue of sandwiches.
Vanitas sighed then he took in a big breath. "...ANYONE ELSE WANT A SANDWICH!?"
Master Eraqus entered the kitchen hearing Vanitas words and he gladly took the boy's offer.
"Well if you don't mind, I'll have some of that turkey. Please cut off the crusts." Eraqus requested.
"Vanitas made another loud groan and then he counted all of the bread slices he was going to need. Also he got all of the necessary ingredients he would need and got to work.
Two hours later...
"I got your sandwiches! Now you better eat them and..." He trailed off as he entered the dining room.
He nearly lost it as all of the other residents of the Castle were already eating something else...
"You ordered take-out?!" Vanitas shouted.
"Well yeah." Ven responded.
"You were taking way too long with those sandwiches... we were starving!" Lea complained.
And then Vanitas dropped the tray of delicate sandwiches on the ground, and he just stormed off grumbling back to the kitchen to finish his own stale sandwich...
A/N- Oh well. For once Vanitas or Vanny was too slow. All of that food gone to waste. Maybe next time he'll make cookies! (::)