A/N: Here is! Carmenshipping for Ruby of Raven! YAY. I personally like this pairing, a lot. It seems exactly how you've described it. Both Mariku and Bakura are incredibly possessive, Seto is greedy... Anyways, the line used is a song by Goodnight Nurse called Loner. I though it suited my position on this story well. That line, anyways. Also, It's from Seto's POV. I'm sorry. I couldn't work with the others. Forgive me? Enjoy~

Chapter.. Meh: Carmenshipping

I don't want to be loner all my life, and I shit myself whenever I see you, I really don't know what I'm gonna do... I don't know what to do.

I hated lockers with a burning passion. I kicked mine shut, grumbling at it. I turned away from it as I tried to wrestle a book into my bag. Of course, it wasn't having it. It fell to the floor with a hollow thump. I sighed and bent to get it, though my efforts were in vain as a pale hand shot out before I could grasp the worn spine of the book.

"Dropped something." the man purred. I scowled and snatched my book away.

"I could have gotten it, Bakura." I snapped, trying to push past the odd boy. He moved in my path again, invading my personal space. I stopped and glared down at him. "Move." I snarled. He shook his head and grinned.

"You're going to make me late." I hissed. These daily annoyances were beginning to grate on my nerves. He frowned as I pinched the bridge of my nose. "Move." I said again, a hint of warning in my voice. Surprisingly enough he stepped aside and let me pass.

After he slapped my ass of course.

I ducked my head, a blush staining my cheeks. I heard him laughing behind me but chose to ignore it. I didn't have time for him and his foolishness. I had classes to attend. I flung myself through the doorway just as the bell rang.

"Ohhh, you're cutting it close."

I sighed and slammed my face on the biology table as the stool beside me was pulled back so my second annoyance could have a seat. I cracked an eye open to glare at the familiar tanned face.

"I wouldn't be if people would leave me alone." I hinted. Mariku just grinned. My heart fluttered and I wanted to punch myself. I could practically hear every girl in the class sigh. Of course Mariku was attractive. Even Bakura. But it didn't matter that every girl wanted them, or that they could have anyone they wanted...

Because they both wanted me.

"Shit head, stop talking to my man." Bakura snarled as he walked past our table. He batted the Egyptian over the head before strolling to his seat in front of us, as though he owned the place.

"I don't belong to either of you." I argued. They both scoffed.

"You belong to me." they snapped in unison. Bakura turned to Mariku, eyes narrowed.

"Fuck off." Bakura snarled. Mariku grinned wider.

"Make me." Mariku whispered, leaning forward at the same time his hand landed in an extremely inappropriate place. I yelped and jumped back from the table just as Bakura launched himself over it. The two landed with a thump on the floor. I sighed and snatched Bakura by his hair while planting a foot in Mariku's face. They both cried out but separated.

"Seto! Stop!" Bakura whined. Mariku whimpered and held his nose.

"You two," I hissed. "Are making my life a living hell. You harass me and fight each other every fucking day!"

They both grinned. Mariku's looked crazier than normal, due to the blood running from his nose. "Uh huh."

I glared. "So... Stop." I grumbled. I took my seat once more as they both returned to theirs.

I kept my head down. Neither would get me...

Because I wanted both. Greedy? Maybe. But polygamy was usually frowned on, so I kept my mouth shut, covering lust with annoyance. Honestly, though, they were kind of annoying. They didn't have to be so pushy.

"What are you thinking about?" Mariku whispered. I looked at him. He looked genuinely curious. I smirked.

"Nothing."

Certainly not the three of us, fucking like animals. Mariku pursed his lips before looking at Bakura. "Uh huh..."

The two passed some look between them, and I thought they might be about to fight again. However, both gave a small smile and turned back to the board, where the teacher droned on about sexual attraction and why humans chose mates, blah, blah, blah...

How ironic.

~l~l~l~

I strolled down the hallway after class, a small smile on my lips (+1 dead puppy.) caused by the fact that the day was over. It was Friday. No Mariku and Bakura causing my sexual frustration to skyrocket for two whole days. I'd go home, take a shower, catch up on some work-

"What the fuck!" I exclaimed as I was blindfolded from behind. I twisted in my captor's grasp, adrenaline beginning to pump through my veins. My captor gave a low laugh I recognized immediately.

"Mariku! Let me go!" I gasped as another pair of warm hands landed on my arm. A door slammed and I felt more than saw the absolute darkness surrounding me, Mariku, and the second captor. My arms were tugged behind my back, my wrists secured with handcuffs. I twisted and snarled as the blindfold was removed. A pale face hovered in my line of vision. "Bakura...?"

He grinned and looked over my head where Mariku sat, cradling my head in his lap. "Let me go." I snarled. I felt a weight on my waist. I gasped as Bakura's hands landed on my chest, fingers resting just above my shirt collar. I shivered.

"We don't frown on polygamy." Mariku whispered, licking my temple. I gasped and arched, inadvertently grinding up into Bakura who groaned and threw his head back. I felt my member twitch in response and gasped again.

"H-how..." I groaned as Bakura leaned down and began to suckle my neck. The Eye of Wdjat began to glow on Mariku's forehead.

"I would think that would be obvious..." he murmured as he licked the shell of my ear. I sighed and let my head fall to the right. Bakura began moving again, grinding himself against me. Each gasp he gave sounded in my ear. I wanted to reach out and grab his hips, but my restraints kept me from doing so. I growled at him.

"Patience is a virtue, Seto." he mumbled before swooping down to kiss me. I reciprocated with force, whining as his hand rubbed me through my tight clothing. Mariku laughed and inched my shirt up.

"I don't know Bakura. Just look at how hard he is!" he cooed. I blushed furiously, of course.

"Shut up!" I cried, trying to maintain some dignity. Mariku and Bakura laughed together, both working my shirt up as far as they could with my arms bound. Mariku eventually grew impatient and just ripped the offending material away.

"Your skin is so smooth..." Bakura cooed. He eyed my neck before leaning forward and ravishing it with kisses and nips. I whimpered and began to writhe, eyelids fluttering.

"Ah, so this is why you always wear such high-necked things. So sensitive." Mariku purred. The way they were just experimenting with my body, touching here sucking there, was driving me insane. It's as though they were children, playing with a new toy. Neither one's hands left my skin, always rubbing, caressing, never letting the other gain more ground.

Even now they were competing.

Bakura slid lower and eyed the obvious bulge in my pants. I swallowed. He looked up at me as Mariku's hands began caressing my nipples and sensitive sides.

"Seto..." he breathed wantonly against my cock. "Would you like me to do something about this?"

I nodded quickly. I would not beg.

He lightly palmed me once more, licking at me through fabric. "What was that?"

I would beg.

"Please, please." I whined. Mariku had taken to sucking on my shoulders and lightly scratching my arms. Bakura grinned and undid my jeans, quickly slipping them off my obscenely long legs before throwing them to the side. My boxers were doing quite the impersonation of a tent, which seemed to amuse them both greatly. Bakura leaned forward and nuzzled my need, pulling a groan from me. I thew my head back and immediately wished I hadn't. Mariku stared down at me, eyes filled with incredible lust.

"Ah..."

Bakura pulled my boxers down quickly, barely giving me time to register the air hitting my nether regions before his mouth was covering them, working his tongue like a pro. I wiggled and arched, trying not to buck my hips. But his mouth suckled all the right places, while his tongue lapped at others. His hand moved to massage my balls lightly, pulling a small moan from me.

"You're not being very vocal." Mariku complained. I could feel his need pressing against my neck. I tried to shrug but it ended in a shrill cry when I felt a finger push past my entrance.

"Holy-" I gasped.

So maybe I hadn't had sex in a while. Fuck you.

Bakura pumped his finger slowly while his mouth worked me over. Mariku moved suddenly and my head thumped painfully against the floor. I watched as he stood and shimmied out of his shirt, skin pulling tight over muscles and bone. I shivered and gasped as another finger was forced in. Bakura wasn't happy that my attention had drifted. He scissored the two, though I still kept my eyes on Mariku.

He gazed back at me evenly as he slid his pants off. His eyes were bright with amusement as I began to squirm. He wasn't wearing anything beneath. I swallowed at his size. He sank gracefully to the floor and kissed all over my chest as another finger was inserted. I moaned when Bakura brushed something deep within me that had me arching. Bakura's head bobbed faster and his fingers pumped quicker, always hitting that spot within me.

I was bowing up, ready to release. My eyes rolled into the back of my head-

"Haha, nope." Bakura giggled, backing away. I snarled and groaned, thrusting my hips impatiently. Bakura flipped me by my ankles and my face smushed against the floor.

"Fucking- Bakura! What the hell!" I growled. He snickered behind me, forcing my legs up and out. I felt something much larger than fingers prod my entrance and a groan left my lips. I heard Mariku move away, somewhere behind me, as Bakura slowly began pushing in. I hissed and writhed, face still against the floor, while he just groaned, hands on my bum.

"Jesus... Seto... How long has it been?"
I didn't think he deserved an answer.

Bakura hissed and laid over my back, and I felt another force rock him into me.

"Mariku, you asshole, some warning would have been nice!" he snapped. He sounded breathless. I moaned helplessly as Bakura pulled out. Mariku moved with him and when Bakura slammed into me, he slammed into him. I cried out at the doubled force, eyes closing and mouth opening.

Bakura rammed in quite a few times before he found my prostate and had me in a moaning, writhing mess. With the added force of Mariku, I felt myself loosing control too quickly.

"Ah.. ah... Hah... Bakura..." I moaned. I felt someone slap my ass and winced. "And Mariku." I added. I heard a satisfied grunt before I heard Bakura moan loudly. I wished I could turn to see what Mariku was doing to the other. Fingers scratched my back, I wasn't sure whose hands belonged to who anymore. I felt a larger hand wrap around my need and figured it was Mariku. I whimpered and bucked helplessly.

Bakura sank his teeth into my shoulder as they both began to move faster. I cried out with each thrust, glad the floor below me was cooler than my heated skin. I felt Mariku tug harshly at my cock and I screamed my release. Bakura groaned above me and came, and I assume Mariku did as well since movement stopped, though the large Egyptian never made any noise.

I slumped forward, completely spent. My arms were released and they fell limply to my sides. The two males moved on either side of me, gently kissing my neck and shoulders as they rolled me onto my back.

"Tired, Seto?" Bakura murmured. I nodded weakly.

"Get used to it. Because we don't frown on polygamy." Mariku replied.

And I was just fine with that.

A/N: SHIT SHIT SHIT. That's done. It's am, I'm up writing man porn. What am I even doing with my life anymore? Working on FAW begins tomorrow, final chapter. I'm sad to see it go. BUT I HAVE GOOD NEWS: My next chapter fic will go along with that Citronshipping. It'll start before Marik was ever a priest and end with... Well, I can't tell you that, now can I? So please, invest in that once I begin it. It'll be fucking fantastic.

Reviews are my breath! I didn't just have Seto brutally fucked for 'nunnnn.

I love you ALLL *hugs tightly*

~Nightingale.