Dear Princess Luna,

I have some things to discuss with you which cannot reach my mentor's ears. I promised my friend not to talk about them with her, or even let her hear about them. He's a really interesting stallion, with a lot of knowledge that no one else seems to know- especially legends about the time before your… incident. I realized, though, he never told me not to talk to you. I have so many questions!

Firstly, he mentioned a legend of Celestia dying in the battle of Nightmare Moon? What was that battle, exactly? If you're all right with telling me, that is… Did she really die? How?

Next, he talked about your "elite guards"? He even mentioned one by name- Skytear Cascade. Said he was his hero. What was SkyTear like? What about the others? Did Celestia have guards too? Why did you?

Most importantly, who was Corozone Sparkle? Lantra has mentioned him several times, (That's my stallion friend) and now I've found an old book of his that Lantra was willing to steal and run away for his life to "protect from Celestia". Is it really that bad of an idea to let her near it? Lantra also said Celestia murdered Corozone… no matter how good he seems, I can't bring myself to believe that. What is the truth?

As with your letter to me, if answering this is a problem, please simply do not answer. And whatever you do, please, please, please do not mention this letter or any contents to Celestia… I don't want to lose my friend. …especially this one for some reason.

Dearest BBBFF,

Right, you saw a flaming pony? Are you sure you weren't just drinking too much cider while Cadence was busy with royal duties? Maybe it was just a dark pony with red hair- they're not that uncommon.

So, speaking of Cadence, how are you two doing? I haven't heard much from you since you two left for the Crystal Kingdom… Cadence was right, we all really do have to hang out.

Thinking of mares and stallions- why doesn't Celestia want me talking to stallions? She seems to think they'll distract me from my studies. Also, how do the babies work? Celestia says they come just from hanging out with a stallion… but then, why don't you and Cadence have a foal yet? Will I get one? I've been hanging out with a new stallion in town. His name is Lantra. It's weird to be around him… Like, I feel strange.

Anyways, I hope everything is going well in the Empire. We just had a Pinkie storm here in Ponyville… But, it's all cleaned up.

Hoping to hear from you soon!

"Excuse me, can you please tell me where Miss Ditzy Doo lives?"

"Who?"

"Ditzy Doo. I believe she is the local… mail pony… yes?"

"Ym… Do you mean Derpy?"

"Her name is Ditzy Doo."

"No, it's Derpy Hooves."

"Just, where does she live?"

"Down at the spring pool by the edge of town, with Lantra. Look, who are you?"

"Her mother. Have a good day."

"…Jeez, rude mu-" *gasp*

"I, Photo Finish, require directions to Derpy Hooves."

"Well, I just, I mean-"

"Hey, you talking about Derpy, Finish? Where's she at?"

"Da-da-daoohhhhh."

"…She fainted? Ach, some ponies cannot handle… Da Magicks."

"Yep, guess so. You get where Derpy is?"

"Alas, no."

"Well, come on- it's not a big town. Let's go find her!"

So, what do you think? Is Luna going to answer? Well, you'll have to wait until I write more letters.

I do not own MLPFIM. I don't need a letter from their lawyers.