Annoying Oaf

Summary: Loki should have figure Thor has something up his sleeve when he pulls him against him licking his chin eyes glittering mischievously. Especially insulting the blond only gives a laugh please to have gotten back at Loki. It will mean war for sure later on.

Warnings: AU, Teen Thor, Teen Loki, Pranks, Fluff, mild crossdressing

Creeping in the golden halls of the palace far from Thor's room, Loki smiles a mischief and cheeky smile. His green eyes alight with glee. How Thor will wake up be worth the punishment from Father for disrupting the peace. He glance over his shoulder seeing it's still empty behind him. He moves quickly jumping to the alcove hidden near the balcony that's his favorite spot as it overlooks his mother's favorite gardens.

He settles in taking an apple munching on it while soft giggles slips his lips. He mentally starts to count down when sudden heard throughout the whole palace.

"LOKI! YOU ARE DEAD! DO YOU HEAR ME YOU DARN TRICKSTER, DEAD!"

Loki bites his bottom lip shoulders shaking as Thor stomps through the halls wearing a very pink dress with makeup and the words of a sign saying, 'Will marry the first prince to ask my father's hand! XOXO-Thora!'

"LOKI!" Thor shouts again getting their parents to appear.

"Th…Son change out of that outfit," Odin groans shaking his head as the teen flushes in embarrassment while Loki has to cover his mouth shoulders shaking.

This is rich! He wasn't expecting this but could work in his favor. He grabs his book reading it so looks like he's doing something when his parents call for him.

"But Father Loki is at fault!" Thor cries looking around for his brother ready to get his revenge somehow.

"Loki," Frigga calls looking to the balcony sometimes knowing her youngest son would be there.

"Yes mother?" Loki calls back poking his head out of the alcove looking really confuse to fake the fact he's resisting the urge to laugh.

"Do you know what happen to Thor?"

Loki furrow his brows looking at Thor than their parents. "No I don't Mother. Are you sure that's my dear big brother? I didn't know I had a secret sister."

The words were said with such innocent making Frigga's mouth curl up fighting a laugh while Odin grabs Thor by back of the dress before lunging at Loki growling and snarling.

"BOYS," Odin shouts getting the two to glare at each other between them looking chaste and wide eye at him. "Thor change now. Loki behave."

"Yes Sir," Both grumble heading to their individual rooms though Thor is plotting to get his revenge.

He knows for a fact somehow Loki as a part of this stupid prank. He keeps his head held high as many stop to look at Thor unable to hold back their laughter. With each laugh it gets to Thor's temper to rise and burn hotter. Blue eyes narrows into slits. Yes he would get his revenge in the end that's for sure.

Once Thor change into his normal clothes he goes off searching for Loki. His blue eyes glittering with mischief. He soon finds Loki reading his book. He can see Loki's look of suspicion upon seeing him. Yes he has something up his sleeve. He will get back at Loki for his embarrassing prank.

Loki eyes Thor seeing those blue eyes having the mischief look that normally doesn't bode well for him. Turns out he's right when his chin is tilt up and Thor licks his neck up to his cheek than kiss his nose saying babyishly, "Aw my wittle Loki needs a bath!"

"THOR! You annoying oaf!" Loki spits out wiping the slobber and drool left behind as the blond leans back on his heels with his now missing book in hand. "That's mine!"

"Later little brother," Thor cackles running off as Loki follows behind.

This means war on both ends which leaves the people to stare at the two princes as they get back at one another while Odin learns each prank and action groaning to finally pinching the bridge of his nose.

His voice echoes throughout the realm, "THOR ODINSON, LOKI ODINSON TO A CORNER NOW! WIFE THIS ISN'T A LAUGHING MATTER!"