You Don't Know Jack: Steven Universe Edition (Custom 6-Player Mode)

*Question 2wo cue*

CM: Say hello to: "Teace is found in the Dalance."

CM: I've decided that this is going to to be a Wizard101 special, because you all correspond to the gems of the schools of magic. And what better way to continue the special by breaking out Billy O' Brien?!

BOB: Hello everyone! It's ne! Dilly O' Drien!

*Who's the Dummy cue plays*

CM: So Billy, see anything different?

BOB: As a natter of fact, I do, dunny, there are six tlayers tlaying the gane! And… Ooh lah lah! Helloooo, ladies!

*All of the gems scoff except for Sapphire and Onyx, who are awestruck by how cute he is*

Sapphire: *Lets out a light giggle as Billy approaches* I have to admit you are adorable! *scratches Billy's chin*

BOB: Stot it! You're naking ne dlush!

*Ruby starts to get jealous of Billy*

*Onyx giggles and waves to Billy one finger at a time*

*Jade also starts to get jealous of Billy*

CM: Enough with the lady's man, Billy, get to the question!

BOB: Oh, I'n sorry! Without further ado…

Question 2wo: BOB: The last quest I need to contlete is to defeat Nalistaire. Where exactly in the Stiral will I be facing hin?

1. Nooshu

2. Narleydone

3. Dragonstyre

4. Arcanun

Peridot: How am I supposed to know this!?

*Ruby gets a sinister grin on her face and smashes the screw button with her fist before Billy finishes saying Narleydone*

CM: Player 1, who do you want to screw?

*Ruby's grin turns into an evil smile as she points to Peridot*

*Ruby's screw is directed towards Peridot, right at the forehead where her gem is*

CM: Player 4! You are so screwed! You've got 5 seconds!

*Peridot in panic, chooses Nooshu*

*SFX of a cow mooing plays, then a fart SFX*

Peridot: You're such a clod, you know that? I hate you so much.

*Peridot's gem is punctured and shattered by the screw, but just for the round because they have the technology to bring them back. Peridot is deprived of $1535*

CM: Way to screw, Player 1!

*Ruby earns $1535 for the screw*

CM: Time to twist the knife!

*The rest of the gems answer*

CM: Players 1, 2, 3, 5 and 6?

*The numbers 1, 2, 3, 5 and 6 appear next to the answer on the left*

BOB: Your drains are starting to snell like dog, tea and cruntets.

*They all lose $2357, $2221, $1523, $2143, and $2142 respectively*

Onyx: Are you kidding me?

*Onyx starts to slowly kill a plant with her life draining powers*

CM: Honestly, you should've picked this.

*A green round square appears behind Dragonstyre*

BOB: Dragonstyre is the world where you fight Nalistaire, right on tot of the Great Styre.

BOB: Now if you'll excuse ne, I have sone unfinished dusiness to attend to.

*Sapphire and Onyx get out of their seats and simultaneously kiss Billy on each cheek, Sapphire on the left, and Onyx on the right, then simultaneously give him a hug*

BOB: I don't think I can take anynore of this!

CM: I wish I had that much luck getting ladies.

BOB: Drean on, dunny, you need a certain charn that I have.