"MXC: Monster High vs. Ever After High"

Rated T for Mild Language

Disclaimer: I do not own either Monster High or Ever After High, nor do I own MXC a.k.a. Most Extreme Elimination Challenge. Both Monster High and Ever After High are owned by Mattel, and MXC is owned by Spike. If you don't know what MXC is, I'll give you a short run-down. 'MXC' is short for Most Extreme Elimination Challenge, which lasted a good run on Spike TV from 2003 to 2007. Most of the footage was taken from a Japanese game show called "Takeshi's Castle" which ran from 1986 to 1990. I suggest checking out some episodes on YouTube. It's that awesome.

Disclaimer: The words in black and italic are coming from the announcer of the show. Just so we're on the dot.

Chapter 2: Sinkers and Floaters

As the rest of the contestants were running down the nearly burning forest, the first footage of the first event was shown while Vic did the run-down.

"And as our local firemen are taking care of the blaze," Vic replied, "We're off to 'Sinkers and Floaters', where contestants skip across the slippery stones, without getting a mouth full of septic fluid!"

The footage then transitioned to the Captain standing on top of a hill with a whistle in hand.

After a blow of the whistle, the Captain shouted, "Get it on!"

From there, the first contestant from Monster High appeared.

"Okay, first up for Monster High..." Vic replied.

"I'm Voltageous!" Frankie exclaimed.

"It's Frankie Stein," Vic introduced, "Daughter of Frankenstein!"

"She actually looks hot for a Frankenstein chick..." Kenny snickered.

"And actually athletic!" Vic nodded, "Look at her tearing up the course so far!"

Frankie went down the hill and managed to skip around 8 eight huge rocks, before slipping on the ninth rock and crushing her chest on the 10th!

"OH!" Kenny yelped, "And she's actually broken!"

"Talk about a painful landing for Frankie," Vic nodded, "Let's take a look at the replay!"

Suddenly, a replay was shown displaying Frankie's run.

"You can see here," Vic commented, "Frankie teared it up for the first half..."

"And now she's torn apart. Somebody stitch her up!" Kenny snickered, referring to the impact.

"Indeed," Vic nodded, "And now next up from Ever After High..."

After Frankie got off the course, the next contestant appeared.

"I originally came from Monster High!" C.A. Cupid shouted out.

"It's former Monster High Student and the daughter of Eros, C.A. Cupid!" Vic replied.

"Looks like a hooker from heaven." Kenny nodded.

"Well, apparel's always surprising, Ken." Vic nodded as well.

C.A. Cupid managed to skip only two rocks before slipping onto the third rock and sinking immediately.

"Oh, and Cupid gets a little love from our septic fluid!" Vic exclaimed.

"Which today is made out of sponge squeezings and actual wood shavings made from encrusted toes," Kenny replied, "She's gonna be soapy and smelly in the morning!"

"I agree with you on that, Ken." Vic nodded.

After Cupid's run, another Monster High contestant appeared next to the captain.

"UHHHHHHHHH!" Ghoulia groaned.

"And from Monster High, it's Ghoulia Yelps!" Vic exclaimed.

While the commentary went on, Ghoulia managed to skip to the tenth rock.

"Her moaning's actually hot," Kenny smirked, "Who knew there was a cartoon where a hot blue-haired chick can just moan all the time."

"Don't get any ideas, Ken," Vic sternly stated, "She's the daughter of a zombie-"

But Vic was cut off when Ghoulia slipped on the tenth rock, landing right on her back from that nasty stone!

"Oh, goodness!" Vic cringed.

"Good thing she's a zombie," Kenny nodded, "Because she's totally dead on that run."

"You're definitely right, Ken!" Vic nodded as well.

After Ghoulia slowly managed to walk away from her run, another Ever After High character made her appearance.

"I'm sleeping alive!" Briar shouted out.

"Up next for Ever After High, Briar Beauty!" Vic exclaimed.

Before she went down the hill though, Briar suddenly fell asleep on impact!

"Oh, and she's down immediately!" Vic yelped in surprise.

"That's something she can get used to..." Kenny snickered.

"Kenny, don't get any ideas," Vic muttered, "Anyway, Briar Beauty is the daughter of Sleeping Beauty and a hard narcoleptic!"

"She tends to fall asleep?" Kenny raised an eyebrow.

"That's what the point is, Ken!" Vic nodded again.

After Briar Beauty got up from her painful nap, she approached the course and managed to skip over three stones before falling asleep on the fourth stone, therefore crashlanding onto her ribs!

"Oh, and Briar's down for the count!" Vic cringed.

"Maybe she forgot her coffee."

"Could be, Ken," Vic nodded, "Let's take another look at her run."

Meanwhile, a replay of Briar's entire run started when she fell from the hill and landed on the floor, falling asleep.

"You see right here," Vic replied, "Briar fell out of the starting gate..."

And then, footage of her falling on the fourth stone appeared.

"And right here," Kenny paused for a bit, "She totally dozes off. Somebody get her a blanket and teddy."

"Right you are, and next up for Monster High..." Vic paused.

After the replay of Briar's run was over, another Monster High contestant appeared.

"Now you see me..." Invisi Billy replied, disappearing right before the captain's eyes.

"And now I don't!" Captain exclaimed, feeling surprised.

"It's the son of the Invisible Man, Invisi Billy!" Vic exclaimed.

And then, Invisi Billy re-appeared like magic, ready to take on the course. From there, Invisi Billy managed to skip over ten stones perfectly.

"Look at him go, Ken!" Vic cried out, "He's tearing it up!"

"He's like some sort of invisible short jumper!" Kenny cried out as well.

"Could be Ken!" Vic nodded.

When he got to the eleventh stone, Invisi Billy managed to make a huge leap over the twelfth stone and onto the grass, making it for his team!

"And right there," Vic replied, "Invisi Billy scores one for the Monster High folk!"

"So if he's invisible," Kenny replied. "Does that mean he's actually naked?"

"I wouldn't know to be sure..." Vic shrugged.

After Invisi Billy celebrated their little victory, another Ever After High student appeared before the Captain, ready to compete.

"I forgot my guitar at home!" Sparrow shouted out.

"Yeah, get over it..." Captain muttered.

"And next up for Ever After High," Vic stated out, "It's Sparrow Hood, son of Robin Hood!"

"What's up with his outfit?" Kenny raised an eyebrow, "Looks like he stole something from Hot Topic."

"Could be, Ken. After all he's the son of Robin Hood." Vic replied.

While the commentary went on between the two announcers, Sparrow managed to skip around three stones, leaped over the fourth, skipped through the sixth, leapt over the seventh, and skipped over the remaining rocks to claim victory!

"And right there, Sparrow Hood scores it up for the Ever After High people," Vic exclaimed. "Lets take another look at that picture-perfect run!"

While Sparrow raised his hands in victory, the footage of his run was shown via replay.

"Right there," Kenny said, following Sparrow's every move, "He flies into a Leaping Eddie Van Halen, and then a Hopping Angus Young, and he ends up Slashing the rest!"

"True moves from a guitar god, indeed." Vic nodded.

After Sparrow's replay ended, another Monster High student appeared, looking ready for battle.

"Clawd, call me!" Draculaura shouted out.

"And up next for Monster High, it's the daughter of Dracula, Draculaura!" Vic exclaimed

"She doesn't look anything like a hot chick," Kenny snarled, "Looks like she could be in sixth grade."

"Looks can be quite deceiving, Ken." Vic sighed.

As both Kenny and Vic were talking, Draculaura managed to skip seven stones before sinking on the eighth stone!

"Yeah, I bet that septic fluid's deceiving too." Kenny chuckled.

"Tough shame for Draculaura," Vic replied, "Let's go down to Guy LeDouche to see what she thought of this little experience.

After Draculaura dried herself off from that septic fluid, Guy LeDouche went to go check up on her.

"Ohhhh, you lost," Guy said, having sympathy for her, "How did that fluid feel."

"It sucks butt!" Draculaura cried out, "It almost tastes like rotten garlic and old crusty feet!"

"That's because it is rotten garlic and old crusty feet!" Guy laughed in her face.

"Ewwwwww!" Draculaura cringed, "Now I'm gonna have to wash my mouth off for a year!"

Suddenly, Guy had an idea for an occasion like this, "Let Guy wash that off for you!"

That's when Guy tried to french-kiss Draculaura in the mouth. Bothered, Draculaura tried to back him off.

"Hey, get off, I don't need your help!" Draculaura shouted to him.

While Draculaura was trying to get Guy off of her, the last contestant appeared before the captain, flashing his white pearly smile to Captain Tenneal.

"You like these babies?" Daring said, pointing at his teeth.

"Augggh!" Captain yelled in pain, "It's blinding my eyes!"

"And last up from Ever After High, it's Daring Charming, son of King Charming and big brother to Dexter!" Vic exclaimed.

"I think he made the Captain blind!" Kenny cried out.

"Right you are, Ken!" Vic exclaimed.

Daring soon stepped on the course, passing through ten stones while the commentary went on.

"Look at this performance, Ken!" Vic exclaimed.

"He's crushing them instantly, Vic," Kenny replied, "He could go all the way, Vic!"

"You may be right on the do-"

However, Vic was cut off instantly when Daring slipped on the 12th stone which forced his face to painfully collide with the ground!

"OHHHHH!" Vic and Kenny cringed.

"Good god, he might have crushed his smile to pieces!" Kenny groaned in agony.

"Truer words never spoken in stone," Vic nodded, "And I'm afraid that's our MXC Impact Replay!"

As Daring was tending to his broken teeth, the MXC Impact Replay started playing Daring's painful run from scratch.

"You see right here, Vic," Kenny replied, "Daring started strong and quick, but his face ends up taking a huge dump on the ground. I'll be lucky if his teeth lives long enough to see this."

"I highly doubt it, Ken," Vic groaned, "So thanks to both Invisi Billy and Sparrow Hood, Monster High and Ever After High tie it up 1-1!"

As the first event came to an end, Vic and Kenny continued their conversation inside their throne room.

"Hey, Vic," Kenny replied, "I was thinking about fairy tales. You know, if any loser in the 18th century can come up with a lame fairy tail, I can come up with a better one!"

"It doesn't sound so easy, Ken," Vic muttered, "You have to feed imagination to your brain. You have to see the feeling that these characters can take. There's gotta be a mixture of light-hearted humor, storybook romance, and of course, tragedy. But always make room for an happy ending, Ken. That what makes an incredible fairy tale come true."

"So it ends with the hero getting laid? I'd read that!" Ken chuckled.

"I'm not talking about that kind of happy ending!" Vic said, smacking Kenny with the fan.

"Have a knight get laid by a bunch of babes while stabbing a dragon to death with his junk? Now that's a story!" Kenny chuckled again as the show went to break.

When we come back to MXC, we howl at the moon with Wall Bangers, so be careful to watch your back, lardass!

You tell it like it is, MXC announcer! Although I'm certain that Kenny's got such a sexual mind somewhere in that brain of his.

Anyway, Dash to Death's coming up next chapter, so R&R if you can!