A/N : Aaaannddd... This is the second chapter of Oretai (I decided to call it that because "Oretachi no Taiga ga Konna ni Kawaii Wake ga Nai!" is to bothersome to write)! So enjoy this~

Ah, I might not be able to write anything fast since I'm in the middle of my exams (college sucks) and I have another fanfiction to update, so yeah~ Busy busy busy~ XD Sorry for bad grammar.

Edited : by Haintrex

Oretachi no Taiga ga Konna ni Kawaii Wake ga Nai!

(Our Taiga Can't Be This Cute!)

Chapter 2

Our Taiga and His Ponytail

"Kagami-kun? It's morning already!" Kuroko knocked at the door to Kagami's dorm room to wake him up. The teal haired boy waited for a while until he heard the mechanical click of the lock. Kagami appeared with his messy bed head. If Kuroko's bed head was amazing, Kagami's was ridiculous. Kuroko chuckled and patted Kagami's head. "What is it, Kagami-kun? You couldn't sleep last night?"

Kagami mumbled something, but Kuroko couldn't get what he was saying.

"Kagami-kun, I don't understand if you don't speak clearly," said Kuroko.

"That Ahomine bastard sent me some weird pictures…"

"Huh?" Kuroko asked. "Can I see it, Kagami-kun?" there was a poisonous taste in his tone, and Kagami knew it was better to give Kuroko his cell phone. Kuroko flipped open the phone and browsed through Kagami's e-mail inbox when he saw Aomine's e-mail from last night. Kuroko frowned at the pictures that Aomine sent. Most of them were pictures of girls wearing almost nothing but bikinis that were two sizes too small for them, in provocative poses. Some wore nothing but their hands to cover a certain area.

"Kagami-kun, if you're bothered with it, why don't you just erase it?" asked Kuroko.

"B-Because if I want to erase it, I have to see it… And I don't want to see it! I mean… Girls are supposed to wear clothes right? My mom always told me that it's not good to look at these kind of pictures…" Kagami said hastily.

"Kagami-kun, are you saying you've never seen porn?"

"Hm? My mom told me you can't watch porn before you turn 21."

"And you followed her advice?"

Kagami nodded. His expression didn't change. Kuroko didn't know what to say about this. Even he himself had read a porn magazine he found laying around in his house (he didn't know who it belonged to though). And Kagami… Kagami never read any once in his life? He couldn't even delete the lewd pictures on his cell phone because he didn't want to see it when he pushed the delete button! Kuroko was wondering how Kagami's mother raised her son to be such a pure angel.

"Let me delete it for you," Kuroko said.

"Thanks, Kuroko," Kagami smiled as he patted Kuroko's back. Kuroko's usual pale face flushed pink at Kagami's smile. In his mind, Kuroko cursed Aomine for sending those pictures to Kagami. Just what kind of game was that ganguro playing with Kagami?

"Well, Aomine-kun?" Kuroko asked the question later as he found Aomine was sitting at their usual table for breakfast. Aomine turned his head to Kuroko with his not-so-innocent look, which seemed out of place on his face.

"Huh?"

"What kind of game are you playing with Kagami-kun?" Kuroko asked. From the corner of his eyes, he could see Kagami was still busy ordering his breakfast.

"I don't understand, Tetsu," Aomine said casually.

Kuroko sighed.

"Stop it, Aomine-kun. You're a grown man, stop pulling on Kagami-kun's ponytail like a seven year old!"

"Huh? He doesn't have a ponytail."

"And you're not seven anymore. You keep annoying him; he will never like you back. You pulled his ponytail too hard, you might hurt him and make him hate you."

"I DON'T LIKE HIM!" Aomine yelled.

"Like who, Ahomine?" Kagami suddenly appeared behind them. Aomine turned his head in Kagami's direction before he stood up and left the table. Kuroko only sighed. Maybe he was wrong about Aomine being seven years old. Maybe he was four or five. "What's got his panties in a twist?"

"Nothing, Kagami-kun," Kuroko said calmly. "Let's just enjoy the breakfast, okay?"

Kuroko showed Kagami's phone that he already deleted all the e-mails from Aomine. Kagami grunted about a perverted ganguro and his shitty attitude while Kuroko only listened to him. Five minutes later, Kise came and joined them, followed by Midorima and Murasakibara. Akashi didn't showed up, so they guessed he already got his breakfast in his room.

The bell chimed, indicating the first period would start. Hastily, they got up and went to their respective classes.

"Todays snack is Kagamicchi's homemade crab salad sandwich!" Kise said brightly. "And also, this fruit tart with cardamom cream-ssu~!" Kise showed the already sliced rectangular tart and bite sized crab salad sandwich to the ladies. The girls squealed in delight at the sight of the tart and complimented how beautiful it looked. Kagami was slightly blushing at the compliments.

"This is so good, Kagami-kun!" One of the girls that sat across Kagami said as she took a bite of the sandwich. Kagami mumbled his thanks and sipped his Earl Grey to hide his blushing face.

"Nee, where'd you learn to cook, Kagami-kun?" Asked the other girl who took a small bite of the tart.

"Hm? I learned from my mother. She loved cooking, and I always watched her cook and helped her a lot," Kagami said as he smiled softly. "That was when I found out that cooking is fun!"

"But don't you have a chef for cooking the meals?" Kagami raised his eyebrows at this question. Ah, yes, these rich girls probably had different life-styles from his before his mother's death. He was never used to those with lavished lifestyles.

"Well, before my father came around, I used to live modestly with my mother. After she died, my father took care of me and that's the first time I tasted a meal made by a professional chef. It was so good!" Kagami explained. "But then again, I love cooking and I think it's a part of my mothers legacy. I'm glad that you like the tart and sandwich. I made it with my mother's recipe…"

At Kagami's smile, the girls were flushed hearing those sincere words and Kagami's bright smile. Without Kagami's knowing, Kuroko, Aomine, and Kise were eavesdropping on Kagami's explanation, while their clients only stared, confused. So… That was the story behind Kagami's cooking! Surely Kagami really loved his mother.

"Ah… So our dear Taiga is actually a mama's boy~" Aomine said with an evil smirk on his face.

"Stop it, Aomine-kun. There's nothing wrong about being mama's boy. Besides, don't you dare go tainting Kagami-kun's pure mind with your devil wisdom," Kuroko said sharply. "Kagami-kun was traumatized enough with those inappropriate pictures you sent him."

"Huh? What inappropriate pictures, Kurokocchi?" Kise asked, munching on the sandwich.

"Aomine-kun sent some lewd pictures from his porn collections to Kagami-kun. The boy was too afraid to delete it because he had to see the pictures before he pressed the delete button."

"Huh~?"

"Kagami-kun has never touched porn before," said Kuroko calmly.

"Never?"

"Never."

"Like never ever?"

"Never ever. Remembered how he kept blushing during P.E when he saw the girls wearing shorts?"

"Ah… Now that you mention it…" Kise had come to an understanding. "But that means… Aominecchi! How dare you taint our angel's pure soul with your evil way of life! You should be punished for that-ssu!"

"O-oi! It was just a joke—!" Aomine tried to defend himself.

"You're evil, Aominecchi!" Kise yelled. "Apologize!"

Kuroko only watched with an amused look on his face as Kise started to hit Aomine, and Aomine tried to protect himself while yelling at Kise to stop. Kagami turned from his seat to see what the commotion was. He was puzzled because usually Kise and Aomine always got along just fine. Before he stood up, Midorima had come to stop them.

"Is something happening between them?" Kagami asked worriedly at Murasakibara who just showed up and trapped him in his usual bear hug.

"Probably just Mine-chin being stupid~" Murasakibara said. "Nee, Kaga-chin~ You smell good today…"

"Huh? W-well… I did change my shampoo to the one with a strawberry scent…" Said Kagami.

"Smells sweet… Want to eat Kaga-chin~"

The girls were already squealing at the sight of fan service in front of them. Murasakibara started to lick Kagami's ear, which made him shiver. Seriously, what the hell was wrong with this damned club and their licking habit? Was this some kind of disease? Germs? Had Aomine's licking germs transmitted to Murasakibara through air or something?!

"Atsushi, stop it," Akashi said. "Daiki, Ryouta, cut it out! The ladies are here for relaxation. If you want to fight do it outside."

Kagami sighed as Murasakibara stopped his licking, but he was still hugging Kagami. Aomine and Kise quickly composed themselves as Midorima lectured them about respect or something. Kagami diverted his attention from the scene and started to entertain the girls with the simple way to prepare a crab salad sandwich.

"Oi, Bakagami, come over here for a second!" Aomine called when the girls had already left. Kagami put away the last plate before he came over to Aomine. The tanned boy was doing something behind his table in student council room.

"What is it Ahomine? You dropped something?" Kagami asked.

Suddenly, a glossy paper magazine was shoved in front of his face. It took Kagami a moment before he realized what kind of magazine it was. Kagami's face turned a nice shade of red, almost as red as his hair. Kagami tried to push the magazine away and turned his gaze, but Aomine smirked at Kagami's expression and forced him.

"Stop it, Ahomine!" Kagami yelled.

"No way! I think it's time to educate you about these kinds of things!" Aomine was laughing maniacally.

"No!" Kagami tried to push Aomine away, and yet, the navy blue haired boy didn't budge, with a still open gravure idol photo book in his hands. "I SAID STOP!" Kagami pushed harder until Aomine stumbled back down. "What the hell is wrong with you?! I hate you, y-you… you horrible demon, idiot AHOmine!"

With those words, Kagami stormed out of the room and slammed the door. Aomine hadn't moved. He was still a bit shocked, really. Usually he teased Kagami, but the boy was never got this violent with him before. Kagami really did push him sometimes when Aomine started doing something inappropriate (but it never got too far though), but it never made him fall down like this before. And remembering Kagami's expression when he said the last sentence… Aomine could see disappointment, anger... tears…

And suddenly he felt guilty.

He threw the photo book across the room until it slammed against the wall. It seemed like he went too far this time. Kuroko and Kise had warned him about pushing Kagami's buttons. He knew the boy had never read porn before, and he respected his mother's advice (like Kuroko explained). Aomine knew it was ridiculous, but Kagami respected his mother so much. It was only a joke at first, but Aomine really liked it when Kagami became flustered.

Aomine sighed.

Maybe Kuroko was right. This time, he pulled Kagami's ponytail too hard.

"What's your problem, Daiki?" Akashi asked calmly when he found Aomine was sitting in the dormitory's lobby. The tanned boy seemed depressed, with his head bowed down as he sat on the couch in the corner of the room. Aomine looked up at the red-haired student council president, considering if he should just tell him what he had done. But apparently Akashi would kill him on the spot with the most painful method known to human beings.

"Nothing," Aomine mumbled.

"Well, we all know that's a lie, Daiki," Akashi stated calmly. "And I know what you mean anyway. Tomorrow, I want you to be in the student council office before the club."

"Huh?"

"They need to know what you've done."

That night, Aomine couldn't sleep.

It was afternoon after school. Kagami told the rest of the club to go ahead while he went to the Home Economics kitchen to make a new snack for today. Kise, Kuroko, Akashi, Midorima, and Murasakibara now sat in front of Aomine who suddenly felt like the culprit of a horrendous crime. "So, you forced porn onto Taiga even though he told you to stop?" the calm in Akashi's voice made Aomine's shiver go through to the bone.

"It was just a joke, okay? I never knew he would be this upset!" Aomine said, defending himself. "It was just a stupid joke. It's that baka's fault for crying over something like that."

"He was crying?" Akashi asked with raised eyebrows.

Crap! Now he only poured oil onto the fire. Akashi will kill him slowly and painfully!

"Akashi-kun, please let me kill Aomine-kun very slowly…" Kuroko had stood from his seat with a crazy murderous aura around him. Aomine gulped. Sure, Kuroko could be scarier than Akashi when he snapped!

"Aominecchi! How dare you…!"

"Mine-chin is mean~"

"Oha-Asa said, today's the worst day for Virgo, Aomine."

"No one's allowed to make Taiga cry… Not even you, Daiki…" Akashi stood from his seat. "Prepare yourself."

Later that night, Aomine showed up to Kagami's room with almost no life force remaining. Kagami was surprised though and ready to throw Aomine out of his room, but he changed his mind when Aomine suddenly bowed his head.

"I'm sorry," Aomine said. Kagami was lost at his words. It was really a rare sight to see Aomine bowing his head and apologizing, and to tell the truth, Kagami was still slightly angry at the tanned navy blue haired boy in front him. But he couldn't help it.

"Wait… Can you repeat that? I need to get my cell phone to record this rare sight…" Kagami said while rummaging through his pocket.

"Don't be so full of yourself, Bakagami!" Aomine yelled. His face was slightly flushed, but he was glad it was almost invisible with his dark complexion. He looked up at Kagami and was relieved as the red head boy smiled at him brightly.

"I… I want to say sorry to… what I said yesterday…" Kagami said. He tried to avoid Aomine's gaze when his face was red in embarrassment. "I-I mean… you are indeed an aho and all that… but… I don't hate you…" Kagami mumbled and his face became redder. "B-But that doesn't mean I like you either!" Kagami added quickly.

Aomine was struck dumb at the display of adorableness in front of him. He just looked at Kagami's face; waiting for the slightly shorter boy to turn his gaze towards Aomine's navy blue orbs and let dark-red orbs meet the navy ones. Kagami blushed harder (if it was possible considering his redness right now would put Akashi's hair to shame). Aomine smirked at this.

"Damn, Bakagami… If you keep looking adorable like this, I can't help but want to ravish you~" Aomine said as he cupped Kagami's face and brought it closer and closer until Kagami's embarrassment-meter hit the highest point.

"GO DIE YOU FUCKING STUPID HORRIBLE GANGURO-DEMON!"

With that, Aomine was sent flying out of Kagami's room. Aomine chuckled as he stood up. Ah~ Really… there was nothing more fun than pulling Kagami's ponytail around!

A/N : Aaah~ Done! Please tell me what do you think?