A/N : This is the third chapter of Oretai! I'd like to say thank you for those who had been put this story on their favorite list and follow this story... And for those who had review, thank you very much~ I'm sorry if I messed up in this chapter since it's hard to write a humor while also writing for my drama/angst fic "Of Fate and Miracle" (if you have time, please check it out~)... Both of these stories were too different, I wonder how can I write them both at the same time~ But, don't worry! I'll do my best.

Sorry for my grammar. it's bad, I know.

Edited by Haintrex

Oretachi no Taiga ga Konna ni Kawaii Wake ga Nai!

(Our Taiga Can't Be This Cute!)

Chapter 3

Our Taiga and a Weird Senpai

"Kagami, it's time for your next client," Midorima came up to Kagami's spot with a clipboard in his hand. The girls sighed in disappointment. Lately, Kagami started to get popular, especially among the third-year girls and second-year students. Kagami too, started to enjoy this, since he could cook different snacks almost every day and had people who would gladly comment on his cooking.

"Oh… Yeah… Just let me clean the plates up first," said Kagami as he gathered the plates and teacups.

From the other side of the room, Akashi supervised everything. He had finished for today, so he had nothing better to do than revise the student council's budget. Midorima's lucky items selling had skyrocketed for these past few days and the girls really loved "Rolling-pencil: Special Edition for Girls". Not bad. Murasakibara also didn't have any problems, though the way he was tending to his clients was always a bit weird and almost absurd. Kise's charms never failed him, since he always got the highest booking number because of his approachable and friendly nature. Kuroko was always steady, and it seemed like he had a few regular costumers. Aomine ranked second with his 'I'm-sexy-and-I-know-it' attitude and bad-boy vibe. Girls always loved a sexy arrogant bastard with exotic skin. Especially when Aomine would always approach Kagami and tease him (almost to the point of sexual harassment) and the girls would go wild.

He was satisfied though. Today wasn't that bad.

"Kagami-kun always cooks for the snack, doesn't he?" one of Kise's clients asked the blond man. "It was always tastes so good."

"Doesn't it~?" Kise said proudly, as if he was the one who got the compliment. He turned his head to Kagami's seat and was surprised to see Kagami's new client.

Actually, there was nothing weird about a guy being a client in their host club, and this guy definitely wasn't the first guy costumer. But, it was definitely Kagami's first guy client. Kise chuckled as he saw a surprised look on Kagami's face as he now came face to face with the client. Kagami's face was slightly flustered at something the other male said. The guy spread his arms, and to Kise's surprise, Kagami gave him a hug.

"EEEEEH?!"

All eyes turned to Kise now, including Kagami and the mysterious client who still had his arm around Kagami's waist.

"Something wrong, Kise-kun?" Kuroko asked.

"T-that guy… He hugged Kagamicchi…!" Kise said as he pointed at the taller guy.

"And what's wrong with that?" Kuroko asked. "It's Kiyoshi-senpai," Kuroko mumbled. He glared at the hand that was still around Kagami's middle.

"He should've kept his hand to himself," Aomine had joined them as they threw death glares towards the one and only Kiyoshi Teppei. They watched after Kagami returned his attention to the tall, sandy haired second-year student. Angrily, Aomine bit into his tiramisu.

"You shouldn't eat it like that," Kuroko remarked as he looked at Aomine who still ate his tiramisu cake messily. "You're going to stain the couch."

"I don't care," Aomine said as he ate another spoonful of tiramisu.

"And just what on earth are you guys doing?" the cold tone of Midorima made the three hosts turn and face the fury of the green haired male. Kise looked up at Midorima with a guilty smile on his face.

"Uhm… N-nothing?" he offered an answer.

"Well, then stop doing nothing, and do your job!" Midorima grumbled.

Kuroko and Aomine quickly left to their designated side while Kise turned to his clients. The girls were chatting happily with him, even though Kise kept throwing a suspicious look at Kagami's table while the red head was still talking and talking animatedly with the tall second-year student. Kise didn't like it. Not even a little bit.

"I never knew I'd see Kiyoshi-san around here," one of the girls said when she noticed where Kise's mind actually was.

"You know him?" Kise asked.

"Well, of course. He was quite popular between the second years, but not really since he took a leave for a few months. It was the first time I've seen him, though. Seems like he's back," the girl said. "Awww… He looks cute with Kagami-kun, doesn't he?"

Kise only mumbled his answer.

"Do they know each other?" Kise asked.

"Hm? Not sure… Maybe, maybe not. I'm not that close to Kiyoshi-san," the girl said. "Why the sudden interest, Kise-kun?"

"Oh, nothing… Just wondering though…" Kise quickly masked up his awkwardness by talking about things, flirted a bit to distract the girls from their curious look. From the corner of his eyes though, he kept watching Kagami and Kiyoshi Teppei.

"And so, who's Kiyoshi Teppei actually?" Kise asked when the club members (minus Kagami) were gathered after all the clients went out. Kagami had left with Kiyoshi, and that was the gesture, which piqued Kise's interest. Was this guy someone special?

"He's the heir of a famous candy company in Asia, and his grandfather was the Deputy Prime Minister of Japan before he retired about five years ago and is focusing on developing their candy company," Midorima explained. "And Kiyoshi-senpai is the vice-captain of our basketball team."

"Midorimacchi sure knows a lot-ssu~" Kise said happily. "Then, what's his relation to Kagamicchi?"

"That's what you want to know?!" Midorima asked. He sighed as he adjusted his glasses. "As far as I know? Nothing. Their families hardly came into contact, since Kagami's father's company has vast influences in America and Europe, it isn't that well-known in Asia or Japan for some reason."

Kise thought about it for a while. But then again, why did they seem so close? The girls said Kiyoshi had to take a leave from school for a few months… At that time, Kiyoshi would probably still be a first-year and Kagami hadn't come to this school yet (and so was Kise and the rest). Maybe they met up somewhere and became… lovers?

"Noooo~!" Kise suddenly yelled. His Kagamicchi! His cute Kagamicchi~!

"Oi, oi, Kise, what the hell made you so worked up?" Aomine asked.

"Aren't you feeling jealous, Aominecchi? What if… What if Kagamicchi is Kiyoshi-senpai's boyfriend?!" Kise bawled his eyes out.

Akashi and Midorima sighed. Why could the club members be this idiotic? Akashi rubbed his forehead at Kise's rambling and Aomine's shout while he turned to Midorima, ignoring the rest of the noisy people.

"Shintarou, I want you to find anything about them. I don't care if it is rumors, gossip, find out what's going on between Taiga and Kiyoshi," Akashi said calmly. "And tell them to get out of here right now. Ask Momoi to help you gather the information."

"Sure," Midorima said.

Akashi made a move. It was so rare really, to see the great Akashi join in to meddle with such an insignificant problem, but everyone in the club had agreed; that everything that was Kagami Taiga-related, it was never a petty thing.

Even if it just the matter of what color of socks Kagami wore today.

"Hey, Taiga, I've been wondering…" Kiyoshi Teppei mumbled as they reached the end of the corridor. "Why do I have a bad feeling suddenly?"

"Hm?" Kagami looked up at the slightly taller man.

Kiyoshi shook his head.

"I'll see you tomorrow," he leaned down and gave a small peck on Kagami's cheek, which made the redhead boy blush madly.

"S-S-Stop doing that! People might see…!"

"Ahaha… you really haven't changed."

Kiyoshi waved at Kagami as he headed down to the dorm. He felt the cold run down his spine.

Indeed, he had a bad feeling!

"He came again…" Kise whispered to Aomine and Kuroko who were also peeking beside him. "Why does he have to come every day?" Kise asked. "I won't let him go monopolizing Kagamicchi by himself-ssu!"

It was the third day already, and Kiyoshi kept coming to the host club. Kise kept getting restless, and so were Aomine and Kuroko. Akashi, Midorima, and Murasakibara still acted as if Kiyoshi was just a normal client, though they still kept an eye on Kiyoshi in case he crossed the line between host and client. So far, everything had been going well. Murasakibara kept pacing around Kagami's seat until the red head felt uncomfortable and gave him snack to distract him.

"Quite strange people you have here," Kiyoshi said as he laughed when Murasakibara came back and asked for more sweets.

"I guess… Well, I got pretty used to it after a while," Kagami said as he pulled out another pack of Murasakibara's favorite snack. "No, I told you don't open it like that!" Kagami scolded Murasakibara. He sighed as he opened the snack properly and handed it to the big guy.

"You look like a mother," Kiyoshi mused. "I can't help but think how cute it is…" He took a sip from his teacup. "I always knew you were going to be a perfect bride, Taiga."

Kagami's face was blushing at the… compliment? Well, he wasn't sure. First things first, he wasn't a girl! Hell, he was a 190cm guy, well built and all that. He frowned while trying to hide his blush from Kiyoshi who was still watching him with his usual innocent smile.

"I'm not a girl!" Kagami said.

"I know, I know… But still—"

"I'm not a girl!"

Kiyoshi chuckled when he watched Kagami's reaction. The red head was sure amusing, as always. He smiled. Suddenly, he felt at least six murderous auras surrounding him. Kiyoshi gulped as he looked around. The clubroom was already empty and he was the last client, and now, he was surrounded by six multiple colored heads and six pairs of different eye colors. Murasakibara was still munching on his snack and threw a hateful glare at Kiyoshi.

Kiyoshi gulped again, but he still maintained his innocent smile.

"Kiyoshi Teppei. Who are you?" Akashi walked forward and bent down until his chin rested on Kagami's shoulder and looked straight into Kiyoshi's eyes. "I know everything about you, and yet, I still don't know your relationship with Taiga."

"You seem very friendly with him," Aomine stepped forward and put his hand on Kagami's other shoulder.

"You keep coming here-ssu…" Kise added as he sat beside Kagami on the armrest of Kagami's chair.

"My network information and Momoi combined has never failed before," Midorima came forward and stood behind Kagami with his hand on the redhead's hair.

"So who are you?" Kuroko asked as he positioned himself on the other armrest of Kagami's chair.

Murasakibara didn't say anything, but he had attached himself by hugging Kagami's waist while he sat on the floor munching his snack. Kagami blushed as the members of the host club started getting closer to him and invaded his personal space, especially since he could feel Akashi's soft breathing on his neck. What's with this position?! Kagami looked up at Kiyoshi who was laughing heartily at the display in front of him.

"Taiga sure has found some nice friends here," Kiyoshi said.

Aomine turned to Kagami.

"Seriously, Bakagami, who is this guy? What's his relationship to you?" The tanned boy asked.

"Well, he's my—"

"I'm Taiga's fiancé! Nice to meet you!" Kiyoshi said with a bright smile.

…

…

…

…

"EEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHH?!" All the host club members (including Akashi) exclaimed.

"D-DON'T GIVE PEOPLE THE WRONG IDEA, IDIOT!" Kagami was blushing as he smacked Kiyoshi's head.

"Eh? Isn't that true? You told me you wanted to be my bride when you grow up…" Kiyoshi said as he rubbed his head. "You're still cute… Just like that time!"

"That was eleven years ago, Idiot! I was five!" Kagami said. Somehow his clarification brought the host club members back from their half-dead state.

Kagami took a deep breath before he explained that Kiyoshi Teppei was his childhood friend before he moved to United States with his mother. People couldn't see the relation between the Kagami family and Kiyoshi family because when they were friends, Kagami didn't even know his father was rich.

"I'm back after my rehabilitation because of injury, and I found out that Taiga attends this school and I wanted to see him. It's been a long time since the last time I saw Taiga, and I can't believe he joined this club. So I came to check it out," Kiyoshi said. "But it seems like he has found some good friends here…" Kiyoshi said as he smiled. "Isn't that great, Taiga? Though I'm slightly jealous since I'm your fiancé…"

"You are not! Shut up about that!" Kagami yelled. He stood up (and successfully freed himself from the host club members who were still attached to him) and cleaned up all the teacups and plates that had been used. "Let me remind you, I am NOT your fiancé, okay? That was just a stupid talk, okay? Just because we saw a wedding in a church, and you always looked so cool back then… Not that I'm saying you're not cool now… I-I mean…" Kagami couldn't continue when he realized what he was saying. The tall redhead blushed madly before he made a hasty retreat to the back room.

They watched Kagami in amusement. They couldn't help but think how cute Kagami Taiga was with that blushing face and his sudden awkward movements. They cleared things out, settling things after they knew that Kiyoshi Teppei was only Kagami's childhood friend, NOT his fiancé. The host club members started to warm up to Kiyoshi when they started to exchange stories about Kagami. Kiyoshi even showed them Kagami's childhood photos from his cell phone, and all the members were cooing at how cute he was back then.

Kagami yelled at them and told Kiyoshi to shut up, but they still continued their story time, ignoring Kagami's rant in the background. After they finished, Kiyoshi got up and prepared to go to the gym since he still had basketball practice. Kise, Kuroko, and Aomine kindly followed him to the door.

"That was a lot of fun, Kiyoshi-senpai," Kuroko said.

"You can come anytime you want-ssu!" Kise said as he patted the taller boy's shoulder in a friendly manner.

"Before you go, I have one question," Aomine said. "Kagami said he only considered you as his childhood friend. But do you think he was more than that to you?"

"Hm? I don't get it, Aomine-kun. What do you mean?" Kiyoshi asked casually.

"Do you think of him as more than a childhood friend?" Aomine asked boldly.

Kiyoshi was musing for a while before he threw his signature innocent smile.

"Hm… Who knows?"

A/N : Done! So, tell me what do you think~ Please review~