"How do I get Kaneki's attention!?" thought Touka Kirishima, pacing her room.

"What's up sisbro?" asked Ayato Kirishima, appearing at the door. "Something bothering you?"

"Ayato, how do you get a guy's attention?" said Touka.

"Kaneki's gay and Shuu told me he said he loved Hide." said Ayato.

"Get outta my 'ouse!" yelled Touka.

"So Hide, do you want to go see a movie?" asked Kaneki Ken, holding hand's with Hide as they walked down the street.

"I don't want to watch the movie, if you know what I mean..." replied Hide.

"Sounds good to me." said Kaneki, heading toward the movie theater.

"You're a great kisser." said Hide.

"You are too." replied Kaneki. "We're already halfway through the movie!"

"How's it going?" whispered a voice behind them.

"Touka!" yelled Kaneki, various people in the crowd shhhed him.

"Whoa is me!" replied Touka Kirishima.

"Are you following me? Are you after me like Shuu?" asked Kaneki.

"How unladylike that would be- Of course I am, dumb ass!" yelled Touka. "Wait, Shuu is after you?"

"Yes."

"That weasel!" yelled Touka, people now shhhing her."Is it true... Is it true you're gay?"

"Yes. I love Hide." said Kaneki.

"Kaneki is mine." added Hide, pointing to his shirt.

"Not Touka's! How did you make that?!" cried Touka, bursting into tears. "Whatever!"

She then ran out of the theater, straight home.

"Too bad there's more drama in the back seats then in the movie!" yelled some random guy in the crowd. Everyone laughed at his joke.

"AHHH! Some random guy in the crowd!" screamed Juuzou, jumping out of his seat and running out the door.

Kaneki and Hide shrugged and started making out again.

"What should we do for dinner?" asked Hide, walking down the street with Kaneki.

"We could go out for dinner!" said Kaneki.

"Alright! How about Good Burger?" said Hide.

"Good Burger it is!" said Kaneki.

"Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger, may I take your order?" yelled the guy at the desk, who, for some strange reason, looked exactly like Kel from Keenan and Kel.

"One large Good Burger, one large pack of fries, and a fountain drink." said Hide.

"Okay. That will be 1,000 yen." said Kel. I mean the guy at the desk.

Kaneki handed him 1,000 yen.

"Here's your order." he said, handing them a burger, fries, and a large cup.

"AHHHH! Kel! I mean some random guy at the desk!" screamed Juuzou, running out of the shadows and out the door.

"He's following us." said Kaneki.

"I'll get my drink while you find us a seat." said Hide, walking away.

"Okay." said Kaneki.

"Here are some good seats." thought Kaneki, sitting down.

"Hello Kaneki." said Shuu, coming out of the darkness.

"Why are you following me! You're just like that creep Juuzou!" yelled Kaneki, everyone looking at him.

"No! It's not what you think!" cried Shuu.

"I don't care what you think I think! You're such a creep!" screamed Kaneki.

"Looks like Shuu is blasting off again!"

"Stop saying that!" yelled Kaneki.

"What's up?" asked Hide. "I got you a coffee."

"Thanks. It was just that creep Shuu.." answered Kaneki.

"Him again? You should get a restraining order!" said Hide.

"You hear the voices of the far shore?" said Touka Kirishima, coming out from under the table. "And Hide, you got some nice legs!"

"Why you!" said Kaneki. You're no better then Shuu or Juuzou!"

"How rude!" screamed Touka, starting to cry.

"Well, that's over with." said Hide, eating his food.

"Let's hope they don't bother us again." said Kaneki.

"Well, I'm done with my food." said Hide, eating his last fry.

"Good Hide. Let's go home." said Kaneki.

"I'm tired. Hurry and open the door." said Hide.

"I'll pick you up then." said Kaneki, picking up Hide and coming in the door.