"This is the best breakfast ever!" yelled Hide. "How do you cook so well, Kaneki?"
"I don't know..." said Kaneki. "I guess it's just a trait..."
"Anyway, Kaneki, I have to got to work." said Hide.
"Alright..." sighed Kaneki. "What will I do when your gone? I'll be extremely bored..."
"You could do the laundry..." answered Hide.
"Oh, fine." said Kaneki. "But what will I do when I'm done?"
"How about plan our wedding?" said Hide.
"Good idea!" beamed Kaneki. "That will take me hours and I won't get bored! Hide, you have the best ideas!"
"I know!" said Hide.
^^.
"How disgusting!" said Shuu, watching from outside Hide's window, on the fire escape. "That should Be me instead of Hide!"
"Or me." said Touka, suddenly appearing beside him.
"Ahhhhh! Oh, Touka, you frightened me so!" screamed Shuu.
"Yeah, she does that sometimes." yelled Ayato, appearing beside Touka.
"Ahhhh! Oh, Ayato, you frightened me so!" screamed Touka, mockingly.
"What are you two doing?"asked Ayato.
"What does it look like, dumb ass?!" yelled Touka. "We're creepily watching Kaneki wedding plan!"
"You mean there-?" said Ayato, interrupted by Shuu and Touka bursting into tears.
"Y-Yes! It-It's t-tr-true!" cried Shuu, sobbing uncontrollably. "Looks like Shuu is blasting off again!"
Shuu and Touka then ran away as fast as they could.
"Would you guys keep it down a little! I'm trying to wedding plan!" yelled Kaneki, opening the window to the fire escape. "So it was you distracting me from wedding planing! Ayato, prepare to half die again!"
^^.
"Hello, Kaneki! I'm ho- WHAT'S GOING ON!" yelled Hide, coming in the door.
"Ayato was screaming on the fire escape, so I broke half his bones." replied Kaneki.
"Oh! Okay!" said Hide.
"Hide, you look adorable in that uniform!" said Kaneki.
"Thank you! You look adorable too!" replied Hide.
"Oh my God! Get me out of here!" screamed Ayato.
"I'll help you!" yelled Kaneki, pushing Ayato off the fire escape.
"Good job, Kaneki. Let's go for a walk!"
^^.
"There they are!" exclaimed Touka."I'll sneak up and grab Kaneki!"
"We can hear you. You're right next to us." said Kaneki "Why are you trying to grab me?"
"Come with us. Both of you, and we'll tell you why." said Shuu.
^^.
"Why did we come to your house, Touka?" asked Kaneki.
"We needed to go somewhere privet." replied Touka.
"Why are you doing this!?" yelled Kaneki.
"Because we hate Hide so muck i-it flame-flames. Flames on the sides of my face, brea-breathel-breathing, heaving breaths, heathing." said Shuu.
"Why do you hate me?" asked Hide.
"Because you stole Kaneki!" yelled Touka.
"No one stole me. I chose Hide."said Kaneki.
"Get outta my 'ouse!" yelled Touka. "You too, Shuu!"
^^.
"Well, that was weird!" said Kaneki when they got home.
"That's for sure!" replied Hide."Is Ayato still on the ground next to the building?"
"Yep, he's still there." said Kaneki. "Hey Ayato, you alive?'
"Barely!" cried Ayato.
"I'll make you some dinner, Hide."
^^.
"Let's watch late night TV." said Hide, after he was done eating.
"Alright. What should we watch?" asked Kaneki.
"Keenan and Kel!" said Kel, appearing next to them. I mean the guy at the desk at Good Burger.
Kaneki shrugged. "Keenan and Kel it is!"
"I'll join you!" said Ayato, appearing next to Hide.
"And us." said Touka and Shuu, appearing next to them.
"Family movie night! Ahhhh! Kel!" yelled Juuzou, coming in the door.
Everyone laughed and watched Keenan and Kel for the rest of the night.