Kaneki woke up on the couch next to Hide, Shuu, Touka, Ayato, Kel the guy at the desk at Good Burger, and Juuzou. There was and pillows everywhere.
How am I ever going to clean this all up? he thought, getting up and slowly cleaning up the popcorn.
"I'll help you!" cried Shuu, jumping up and picking up popcorn.
"Me too!" said Touka, picking up pillows.
Are they mind readers...? thought Kaneki.
"Yes we are!" said Touka and Shuu together.
"I don't remember setting my clock alarm to cleaning!" yelled Ayato, waking up.
"GET UP AND HELP US!" screamed Touka.
"Alright sisbro... I'm cleaning..." said Ayato, jumping up and starting to clean.
"What's going on?" said Hide.
"We're cleaning up this mess!" screeched Touka. " What does it look like, dumb ass?"
"Wha-What? I think I have a hangover..." whispered Kel the guy at the desk at Good Burger.
"You didn't even drink last night!" said Kaneki, confused.
2 hours later
"Juuzou still hasn't woken up yet." said Kaneki, after all his other guests left.
"Is he dead?" asked Hide.
"No, he's still alive said Kaneki, checking his pulse
"Hey! I've got an idea!" said Hide. "Throw him off the fire escape!"
"Great idea!" said Kaneki, opening the window to the fire escape. "Touka! Shuu! Get out of there!"
"Sorry, we-" Touka began. "Bye!"
Touka and Shuu then ran away.
"Well, here is goes!" said Kaneki, throwing Shuu of the fire escape.
"Ahhh! Some random building!" yelled Jouzou, falling to the ground.
"How about breakfast?" asked Hide. "I'm staving."
"Oh yeah! I forgot you had to eat!" said Kaneki.
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"I've got to go to work. Do more wedding planing!" said Hide, rushing out the door.
Alright then. thought Kaneki. Kel the guy at the desk at Good Burger will be our best man...
"Kaneki?'
"Ahh! Stop scaring me!" cried Kaneki.
"Whatever, you need some help?" said Touka Kirishima.
"Sure. I haven't figured out where the wedding should be..."answered Kaneki.
"Hill House. Duh!" replied Touka.
"Oh, alright. I'll make reservations." said Kaneki.
"I've got to pee so... yeah." said Touka, leaving kaneki to go to the bathroom.
"Hey Touka! I reserved it!" said kaneki, walking to the bathroom door. "Oh my God... Haven't you people ever heard of... Closing the goddamn door?! No! It's much better to face these kind of things with a sense of-"
"Sorry! I forgot I wasn't alone!" said Touka, pulling up her pants.
"You don't close the door to the bathroom when you're alone?" whimpered Kaneki.
"Well, no. Anyway... Back to the wedding planning... So they they let you reserve the house?"
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I'm home, Kanek- What's she doing here?!" said Hide, coming in the door.
"She was helping me wedding plan." said Kaneki. "She helped me find out where the wedding is going to be!"
"Oh... Where is the wedding going to be?" asked Hide.
"Hill House off route 44." answered Touka.
"Kel, sorry, the guy at the desk at Good Burger is going to be our best man." said Kaneki.
"Great. I'm tired. I'm gonna crash." said Hide.
"I'll go home then.." said Touka.
"Alright Hide. Let's sleep." said Kaneki.