"Hide, wake up! It's our wedding day!" yelled Kaneki. "We're getting married! Get dressed and have breakfast! Or the other way around, I don't care!"

^^.

"Come on, Hide! Your hair doesn't have to be perfect!" said Kaneki, dragging Hide by the collar out of the apartment building.

They walked out of the building and got into a car that Hide suddenly owns.

"We're going to have bad luck." said Kaneki.

"Why?"

"You saw the bride."

"Whatever."

^^.

"We are gathered here today to marry... Some a... People! What are the names again?" said the minister.

"Ahhh! Some random minister!" screamed Juuzou.

"Anyway, kiss each other and let this be done with!" said the minister.

Kaneki and Hide shrugged, and then kissed, putting rings on each other's fingers.

Now let's go to the reception!" said the minister. "I'm hungry!"

^^.

"After the reception, everyone was called to the study.

"Hello. Here are some lethal weapons. Use them well. Oooooo! Spooookkkky!" the minister said, pointing to a wrench, a candlestick, a gun, a dagger, a rope, and a lead pipe. Then he collapsed.

"He's dead!" said Kaneki, taking his pulse.

"Maybe he was poisoned!" shouted Ayato, pointing to Juuzou who was drinking wine (even though he's underage).

Juuzou started screaming his head off.

"Stop!" said Ayato, slapping Juuzou. Everyone started to stare at him. "I had to stop his screaming."

Suddenly, the power went out.

"AHHHHHHHHH!"

"Okay, let's split up to find into groups of two to find th-" started Ayato, interrupted by the power turning back on.

"AHHH!" screamed Juuzou, pointing.

Everyone looked to where he pointed.

"It's the cook! She has a dagger in her back!" said Ayato.

"We can see that, idiot." said Touka.

"I'm calling the police." said Ayato, picking up his cellphone. "Hello, police? Could you come to Hill House in like, fifteen minutes? Okay, good."

"Why fifteen?" asked Hide.

"I don't know!" answered Ayato.

"Can I leave?" asked Kel the guy at the desk at Good Burger.

"No! Let's just wait here for fifteen minutes! By that time, the police will be here! And there are two dead bodies in the study!" yelled Shuu.

The power went out again.

"AHHHHHH!"

"Clang! Clang!"

"It's the doorbell!" whispered Kaneki.

"Well who ever it is the got to go away or they'll be killed!" said Hide.

Juuzou grabbed the gun and opened the door.

"I. Am. Your singing telegram!" sang a girl hopping in the door.

"AHH! Some random singing telegram!" Juuzou screamed.

"Bang!"

"The girl is dead!" yelled Ayato, taking her pulse. "Who shot her?"

"Johnny's dead!" yelled Juuzou. "I killed him!"

"She's not even a him..." said Touka.

"Why did you kill her?" asked Ayato. "Her music wasn't that bad."

"Come on, Hide." said Kaneki. "Let's go home."

That's the end of this fic. Did you get the Clue (the movie) reference/ quotes? What about the Outsiders? I might make a sequel to this fic so, this may not be the end. Well for now, goodnight.