Hi guys I'm back! I really apologize I can't upload in a hurry because I was having our periodical exams (OoO) I have to review especially in chemistry and in our trigonometry! (≥◊≤) anyway, this chapter happens on the same day but this is the Asian's side! Any ways enjoy! Whahaha! I use Jejemon! (I will explain at the end of this story what jejemon is… h3xx!)
Mack-Macau
Lin- Vietnam
Jun-Hong Kong
Shalim- India
Nahm- Thailand
Maria-Philippines
7:30 am at the Asian's section…
All the students were very busy doing their work, so it means that they are doing want they want: Kiku was reading R18 HETERO doujinshis, Mei was busy looking at a fashion magazine, Im was doing nothing but to look at Kiku's oppais and wanted to grab them later, Jun was just listening to his red headsets while the other students were talking aloud about their favorite animes…
"Hey guys! Have you watch the latest episode of Sw0rd rt On1in3?"Asked Maria,
"Yeah! I've heard that K1rito got his M1dn1ght Cl0 ak already!" squealed Lin
"ANIKI! YOU'RE OPPAIS ARE SOFT!" Im grabs them while Kiku was being interrupted reading his doujinshi.
"BAKERO! What the herr (hell) are you doing?!" he tries to push him off.
"Aiyah! Would you stop it aru! Someone's feeding a baby panda here aru!" Yao said as he was feeding some eucalyptus to the little panda cub,
"Hey isn't pets aren't allowed here in school?!" Lin smacked his back neck
"Aiyah! That hurt aru!" he shouted,
"Aww… Look Shalim! This is my elephant Ellie!" Nahm shows his elephant to Shalim with his iphone on 1n5t 6r m.
"Wow~ that's so cute!" Shalim's eyes were sparkling.
"Yeah we dance all night to the best song ever…" Jun began to sing…
"Jun! Are you a gay?! YOU'RE A DIRECTIONER?!" Im began to slam his desk with his hands.
"Hey don't say that to Jun you idiot!" Mei spanks him with her black shoes on his butt.
"Ow!"
"No, its just Mr. Kirkland let me hear some of his British boy bands and I like it, especially when Zayn began to dress as a girl, SHE, I MEAN HE'S SO HOT…" he smirked.
"Kami-sama… kore wa yaoi desu-ka?!" Kiku's were pure white and was wide as plates.
"Aww… inggit si ate Mei… " Maria cooed as she saw Mei was doing emo mood at the side peeling the petals from her hair clip.
"*Sniff*Shut up Maria*sniff*" she sniffs.
"Sheesh… it's so hot!" Mack fans himself.
"That's because I'm here…" Im smirked.
"AS IF! Don't be a feeler Im!" Shalim shouted
"Hey be quiet already because the teacher is here!" Lin warned as their teacher came in into their classroom.
"Ohayo gusaimasu-" Greeted their teacher, Mr. Daisuke Furukawa as he put his things on the table and checked their attendance.
"Honda Kiku-kun"
"Present!"
"Im Yeong Soo"
"I'm Here!"
"Xiao-Mei Lin"
"Here!"
"Lin Fong"
"Always here!"
They continued to check their attendance and the teacher stop and write something on the board: NUTRITION MONTH COOKING COMPETITION
"What is that-aru?" Yao asked,
"We will have our cooking competitions against the other sections," Mr. Furukawa answered.
"Then what sharr (shall) we supposed to do?" Kiku asked.
"You will talk that with your cooking class with Mr. Azuma Kazuma, because he's already here, that's it for now, I have to go," he said as he went out of the classroom and their teacher n cooking came in.
"Ohayou minna-san!" he smiled widely.
"Good Morning sir!"
"You might be wondering what is written on the board today," he fixed his headband upwards.
"Well yeah why is it?" Mei asked
"Actually, Nutrition month is fast approaching, and we will have our cooking competition against the others and this will be though because the main ingredient is…" he writes on the board roughly,
"LAMB"
"Whoa…" Im was amazed.
"Yeah, we should be alert because they have Nicholas who lives in New Zealand and he's very expert in lambs," Sadiq said rubbing his chin.
"Bwahahaha! The lamb-boy! Wahaha!" Im was laughing and his sleeves were slapping against the face of Kiku…
"Wirr you cut it off! Hentai-baka!" he pushes him off,
"Yeah right! And don't tease Nick because he's really cute!" Mei squealed.
"Someone's getting jelly…" Mack hits his fan to Jun slightly who was listening to his headsets.
"And live while we-Huh… what?" Jun was unaware because he was interrupted by Mack.
"Uhm excuse me Jun, But would you like me to confiscate you're Headsets?" their teacher asked.
"Uhm no, sorry sir." He kept his red headsets in his backpack.
"Eeewww… Jun is a gaaaayyyy…" Im teased, "GYAOW!"
"Hey… Isn't…I… told you… never…EVER do that to Jun again… understood?" Mei gives him a death glare and holding his shoulders tightly.
"I-I'm sorry…"
"Okay let's continue, but first, we should pick our two leaders for this competition." Mr. Kazuma said,
"I choose Yao!" Lin said
"I choose Kuya Yao!" Maria said
"Yao!" Im flipped his extended-sleeves.
"Yeah! It should be him," Sadiq said.
"Then it settles it. Yao, please do the honors to write your ideas on the board," he handles the chalk to him.
"Aiyah! I think we should do the Braised Lamb Shanks in red wine!"
"Okay.. How we supposed to do that?" Jun asked.
"It's easy aru! You will need the following…" as he writes the ingredients on the board.
"2 onions
2 carrots
2 ribs celery
4 garlic cloves
6 lamb shanks (3/4 to 1 pound each)
Salt
Pepper
1 tbsp of vegetable oil
2tbsps tomato paste
2 teaspoons minced fresh thyme
2 teaspoons minced rosemary
3 cups low-sodium chicken broth
2 cups dry red wine, aru!"
"Now, who will bring them?" Lin asked.
"I will bring the onions, carrots and the pepper!" Maria said
"Kiku please take down notes that will bring the ingredients-aru!"
"Hai! Can I be in charge on brining the sart (salt) and the red wine please?"
"Okay-aru!"
"I will just bring the ribs celery, the garlic, vegetable oil and the thyme" Lin said.
"Hey Kiku, write down that I will bring the tomato paste and lamb shanks!" Im was tugging his shirt.
"Okay, okay…"
"Then I will bring the rosemary and the chicken broth…" Jun crossed his arms and their teacher was just observing them on their strategies
"Okay, I guess we're done now!" Sadiq stretched his arms,
"No, not yet, you still need the judges' dessert and some appetizers." Their teacher added.
"Then what will it be?" Mack asked
"Don't worry! You know what I was a baker when I was young you know… that's why I can help you with your desserts…" Mr. Kazuma patted Mack's back.
"WEH DI NGA?! (No way, seriously?!)" Maria reacts.
"Yeah, actually, I was a baker on the southern Tokyo branch of Pantasia, and I also joined international baking competitions around the world like in France." He proudly tells his stories and his awards that he had won in many competitions.
"NO WAY…" Im was jaw-dropped.
"No, I'm serious; I think I can send you the recipe later at night Kiku at F c3b0ok..."
"Okay sir,"
"Then I guess that I should leave you already… your next class is here, with Mr. Julius," Mr. Julius, their opponent's adviser went inside their class.
"So, I've heard that you are also getting ready for the competition…" he asked them sarcastically,
"Yeah, sir, we just did it…" Shalim said.
"I guess, I shouldn't ask what is it hmn?" he goes at the black board and read their recipe.
"Uhm, you wouldn't tell them right sensei?" Kiku asked,
"Of course not! Why should I? I will be fired if I did that! No, I mean, I should be fair to my advisory class and also to you guys, that's enough for now, we will discuss about the Renaissance period, please bring out your text books and turn them on page 317." He said as he walks between the chairs of his students.
"Now, what happened in the Renaissance period?" Nahm raises his hand, "Yes Nahm,"
"The Engish Renaissance in England happens when the Middle Ages came to an end in England and a…"he continued and their discussion last for 40 minutes and its time for their break…
"Sir, it's time already," Jun tapped his watch and showed it to their teacher.
"Yes!" Im flap his extended sleeves in the air.
"Oh, sorry, thank you for reminding me Jun, well class it's time for your break time, enjoy your meals!" he smiled and went off.
~Kiku's POV~
We just have our break time and we arr together walk along the corridors and we eat our favorite mears. Mine is miso and rice barrs, Im with his Korean noodles Jjam Pong. I'm sure that what he is eating is very hot because he keeps on drinking on the water fountain and Mei was purring him by the ear for she said that he is always wasting water. Maria's baon that's what she carred(called) to her mear, was Sapin-sapin, it is a sweet sticky rice with an sticky Yam and other sticky rice stick together with a dried coconut bits, Yao was eating Chao Fan and Shanghai with his pet panda and Mei was caressing the panda on Yao's arms, Jun, again, was ristening with his earphones and the others were chatting…
"Hey, you think that we will win the competition?" Jun asked
"I don't know, Let's just hope we will." I repried(replied).
"Have you already do the recipe that we are going to make Yao?" Mei asked.
"Yeah-aru! I have make that one time on Chinese new year with fruits that are rounded in shape around it for good luck and to be wealthy!" he said
"We also sometimes do that in the Philippines due to the influences that we get form the Chinese." Maria added.
"We just need to have a good and a nice plating" Sadiq suggested.
"Who will do the prating?" I asked.
"Mack will you do the honors?" Shalim asked,
"Okay sure!" he said crosing his fan.
"And how 'bout the appetizer? Mr. Kazuma will be suggesting some desserts for us." Im asked
"Uhm, let me do it." Lin vorunteered.
"Kiku, are you taking down notes?" Nahm asked
"Uhm yeah" I said as I was writing on my mini notebook the things that I should write.
"Hey, The Europeans were looking at us," Im whispered to me as the Europeans were just at the next building I could see them clearly because I was wearing eyegrasses that time. Antonio was playing his guitar, Toris was reading a book and Natty and Amy were chasing at each other.
"Hey, guys look! Ellie had 15,000 likes at 1n5tr 6r m!" Nahm showed his iphone to us.
"Nuh-uh aru, my panda has 30,000 likes at 1n5tr 6r m," Yao sticks his tongue out on him.
"Well your panda is doing nothing but eating eucalyptus!" Nahm protested.
"Aiyah! You said that my panda stinks?!" he raised his sreeves (Sleeves) up to his shoulders.
"Oh, yeah…"
"Oh yeah?!"
"YEAH!" he cannot take much longer, he punched Nahm but Lin stopped his hand that armost(almost) touches his face.
"WILL YOU TWO STOP IT!" she yerred (yelled) "You two are just fighting for a nonsense! Can't you see the students are watching you!" they rook around and saw the students whispering to one another…
"Sheesh-aru!" he puts down his fist angrily.
"Look, its not the right time to fight especially when the competition is approaching! We should have unity and we should cooperate to one another. It's like you guys were like babies who opens their mouths waiting for their mama to spoon-feed for them!" Jun said it in an irritated manner, put his hands in is pocket plays his earphones and walk away.
"Wait, Jun!" Mei follows him back
~Mei's POV~
"Jun come back!" I was trying to follow him that time but he just ignores me and walk fast.
"JUN YOU BASTARD! ARE YOU DEAF?!" I shouted and my voice echoed down the hallway and his pace suddenly stops, sighed deeply and remove his earphones.
"What?!" he asked impatiently.
"Look, I'm so sorry if we did not do our job well to win for the upcoming competition an-"
"Why are you apologizing? You didn't do anything wrong." He said calmly as he approaches me.
"I- I… I mean… It's not just them who did wrong! And yeah why am I apologizing if I-I mean WE didn't do anything wrong? The problem here is…" my tears were surrounding my eyes, "Is…"
"We didn't do our responsibilities always, like just hanging around like we're in our homes and not in our school, we don't have unity sometimes and we always argue about things." I stopped and he wipes away my tears
"Don't do it…" I push his hands away.
"Unlike the old days when we use to play with each other and some times hang out with the Europeans, and actually, I sometimes I envy them because they always find time to bond with each other, but now we just only bond together if we need something form each other like this one," he said.
"But you think we can get through this? I can't take it when I see ourselves quarrelling, it makes me feel uncomfortable." I said,
"Of course we can! We are best friends since we are little, and nothing can separate our unity!" he smiled at me and I laughed.
"Now we should be heading back, shall we?" he asked with an English accent, I think he was influenced by the English men, especially Arthur, because they have colonized Hong Kong many years ago.
~Normal POV~
The teens have finished their classes and went home in the after noon. They are busy doing their assignments and they are getting ready for the competition. Everybody were online on a social networking site…
~Kuudere-Otaku~: Hello guyz! (^^)
*I-luvANIKI*: Yow! (òθó)
~Slushy-panda~ : Aiyah!(=o=)
-Paddle_for_weapon-: Hi! (≥◊≤)
FEMosa : Yoohoo… (^ω^)
*DIErectioner*: …(¬◊¬)
Little-Sampaguita: 3owz pH0wz hexX!
*I-luvANIKI*: What the heck is that Maria?! (O.o)
Little-Sampaguita: 1tz j3j3m0n 5tuph1d! (Its jejemon stupid!)
*I-luvANIKI*: jeje-what? (-_-)
Little-Sampaguita: Jejemon its our language in texting or chatting in our country sometimes, it is use for making the word short in a creative way! For example: 30w=Hello, w4t/wat-what and so on…
*I-Iuv ANIKI*: *nosebleed*
~Slushy-panda~ : By the way… Did Mr. Kazuma already send u da recipe-aru?
~Kuudere-Otaku~: No, not yet.
Azzy-the-baker: hey guys I'm here! sorry for I opened my account late because I was computing your grades guys…
FEMosa : OMG! I'm so nervous!
*DIErectioner*: Yeah right…
Azzy-the-baker: Here's the recipe! Link (A/n: assuming that this is the link! XD)
~Kuudere-Otaku~: Tnx! (^7^)
Azzy-the-baker: ur welcome! Gud luck guyz! (^3^) *Azzy-the-baker is now offline*
~Slushy-panda~: is that really our teacher-aru? He is just talking to us like we are at the same age! (+7+)
*DIErectioner*: hey, y r u keeping saying dat wrd huh?
~Slushy-panda~: da wat aru?
*DIErectioner*: THAT aru-ing of urs…
~Slushy-panda~: IDONT KNOW ARU! Y I ALWAYS SAY "ARU" ARU?! WAT IS AN "ARU"?!
~Kiku~ and 5 others: Wahaha!
~Slushy-panda~: srsly guys, don't laugh-aru! (TT^TT)
Little-Sampaguita: Until here on chatting, you're still saying that word! (^0^) ROTFL
-Paddle_for_weapon-: it's like you're not used to him XP
Little-Sampaguita: No, I'm not just used to when he's talking with us at a times like this!
Elephant_Heaven: haha! PanDORK!
~Slushy-panda~: WHAT DID U JUST SAID ARU?! :(
Elephant_Heaven: Nothing, I said I'm hot…
FUDGE_Mahal: say wha-? (O.o)
FEMosa : *vomits*
*DIErectioner* is now offline…
*I-luvANIKI*: BOOO! LAMO! (¬Д¬)
Elephant_Heaven: Shut up KORNY-ean!
*I-luvANIKI*: STFU…
~Kuuudere-Otaku~: Here we go again … (-3-)
-Paddle_for_weapon-: Stop it you guys!
*I-luvANIKI*: Hey, that's one of the cases of cyber bullying! We should stop it now bro…
Elephant_Heaven: Fine…
~Kuuudere-Otaku~: uhm anyways, could we just focus on the recipe?
FUDGE_Mahal: what is da recipe?
*I-luvANIKI*: Yeah, what is it?
Little-Sampaguita: You just repeated to what he said… (-.-)
*I-luvANIKI*: And so?
Little-Sampaguita: And so on and so forth? XD
~Kuudere_Otaku~: It's don't worry, its easy… I'rr send you also the link.
To FUDGE_Mahal and 6 others: link
FUDGE_Mahal: Okay thanks! (^^)
*I-luvANIKI*: Wow! It looks yummy! :P
~Slushy-panda~: everybody should start trying this recipe and review our recipes at home-aru. Bacause we will not let the others win aru!
*I-luvANIKI*: Yeah right! Let go squeeze their OPPAIS!
~Kuudere_Otaku~: WHAT THE HERR?! Stop being a hentai-baka!
*I-luvANIKI*: Ahaha! JK!
Elephant_Heaven: do the judges have already their drinks?
*I-luvANIKI*: Uhm yeah… we still do not havedrinks or beverages.
~Kuudere_Otaku~: Uhm, How 'bout some sake? Is that ok?
*I-luvANIKI*: Uhm, ok sounds fine…
Elephant_Heaven: Ok…
-Paddle_for_weapon-: As long as it's not strong enough to make them drunk!
*I-luvANIKI*: No! make them drunk! So we can get high scores! Ehehe! XD
~Kuudere~ and 6 others: …
*I-luvANIKI*: K… (kill joy…) (¬^¬)
FEMosa : ur joke are nonsense!
*I-luvANIKI*: Hey! Stop it!
~They were still chatting online until its twelve midnight…~
*I-luvANIKI*: Guy nyt guys!
FEMosa : Sleep tight! (≥θ≤) *yawn*
~Slushy-panda~:Gud nyt-aru!
-Paddle_for_weapon-: gud luck 4 the competition! xD
FUDGE_Mahal: TTFN!
Little-Sampaguita: 1n n t0k n kh0wz! (Inaan tok na ako!=I'm sleepy!)
Elephant_Heaven: Bye! (^3^)
~Kuudere_Otaku~: Oyasumi!
Pancakes-n'-syrups: Good night…
*I-luvANIKI* and 7 others: WHAT THE HELL MATTHEW?!
Well as I was saying, jejemons are people or words that we type daily on texting and on chatting. It is also a mixed word of j3j3= hehe (laugh) and "Mon" from Pokemon.
There are also meaning to each characters for example: a= , E=3, A=4, j=pronounced as 'h', 0=O,5=S,6=G, 1=I, 7=L (When you turn 7 upside down it becomes L.),8=B (Look-alike!)
Let's learn J3j3mon!
Hello! = 30wz or 3770w
Sorry! = 50rRhy!
Instragram: 1n5tr 6r m(easy) or IhNzt 6r hmz(for professionals)
Facebook= F c3800k or F31zh800k
0h my 60D! = Oh my God!
Remember, other people don't usually use this stuff because it can make your grammars and spellings WRONG!(Teachers and professors don't usually recommend this to youth especially the Department of Education in our country) So this is only a gimmick to some people but others consider this as corny or weird. Yeah… so… R3V13W! h3xX… (I'M NOT A JEJEMON… AND I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST THE JEJEMONS.)