Chapter 2 I'm different
Rated M for language and sexual situations
Disclaimer OH SHIT I DON'T OWN SOUTH PARK oh and for some reason I don't own any porn hmmm
Chapter 2 I'm different
"well I am walking to starks pond the pretty snow is falling down the air is cold but I am used to it to the point where no wind and 20 degree weather is an awesome combination I love the cold I am nervous however for what Stan wants from me I know he still has feelings and take he wants me back I'm going to say no he's going to cry and I'm going to feel bad man why do I have to do this shit oh well"
I arrived at the pond where there was a note on the bench
Dear Wendy
I am sorry I pussied out I can't tell you yet I need to wait another day for you will judge me and probably hate me
From Stan
P.S the box has cookies my mom baked
"yum cookies oh there chocolate chip man stans mom knows how to cook so I guess he didn't waist 100% of my time….just 90% so yeah there's that and now my teenage instinct stats that I must bitch to my best friend who's pants I want to get into….did I just say that out loud man I need a smoke…..yeah I smoke what of it"
Wendy: Bebe
Bebe: hey sexy how are you
Wendy: in the bed waiting for you what's up
Bebe: nothing you
Wendy: walking home in the cold SMH
Bebe: LOL yeah that sux so how was Stan did he say he loved you….oh shit did he suduce you right there at the lake
Wendy: ha no I wouldn't let him
Bebe: aww why not
Wendy: I don't love him anymore
Bebe: so free sex
Wendy: then why don't you sleep with him
Bebe: Ewww
Wendy: ha besides I like someone else
Bebe: oh who is it well besides me of course
"Man I hate texting cause you can't see emotion she could have a shrine of me and I would never know hell she could be naked…..oh shit I'm getting hot now"
Wendy: none of your business remember
Bebe: well whatever I'm bored and just lying here on my bed
Wendy: so what are you wearing ;)
Bebe: uhhhh black blouse with a white skirt why
"Shit she thinks I am weird try to act cool"
Wendy: oh I have this new top that you have to see it's so pretty
Bebe: ehh maybe later I'm about to jump in the tub momma needs to unwind
"Oh shit I might lose it right here"
Wendy: sounds hot maybe I should stop bye wink wink
Bebe: yeah right like you would miss a study date with perfect ass Kyle
Wendy: fuck Kyle
Bebe: I would love to but he don't ever want me
Wendy: aww have you tried making him jelly
Bebe: oh how do we do that?
Wendy: uhhhh lesbian action
Bebe: Nahh that's more of a turn on then a jelly act maybe I will drug him
Wendy: ha ha hurry before butters gets him
Bebe: bitch please butters may be my GBFF but he knows Kyle is my propertah
Wendy: huh
Bebe: sorry hand slipped
Wendy: ha you sounded like cartman
Bebe: LMFAO ROFL
Wendy: LOL so about that bath
Bebe: already naked and in the tub
Wendy: pics?
Bebe: WTF
Wendy: OMG JK JK
Bebe: ok good I was scared for a sec
Wendy: yeah I got ya good
"Wow I am a dumbass Bebe thinks I'm a perv damn it Kyle better have went to the store when I get home"
Bebe: GTG bye
Wendy: bye
"I got home and instead of going through the house I climbed up my window I normally do that when I am kind of drunk so my parents don't catch me or I do this when I am depressed my parents know about it and they haven't said anything yet"
Ah my room earth poster on the wall and iPod on my bed now let's see how about some imagine dragons to listen to before…..
BINK BINK
Ah right on cue
"Kyle wanted to be let in and he was scared of my dad I told him to just tell daddy that he's gay then he wouldn't be down Kyle neck all the time my mom knows cause she caught him reading "one of my magazines" and she didn't get pissed hell I think she was relieved about it"
Hey Wendy said Kyle
Hey I said
What's wrong asked Kyle
Stan ditched me and Bebe wants your ass and not mine I said
Aw we can always drug her said Kyle
Wow you and her think alike I said
Oh shit did she drug my drink damnit you better guard me tonight said Kyle
You want to stay the night I asked
Sure we might be up all night anyway said Kyle
Well you know the drill you stop by the store I asked
Yep here's your fresh pack of death said Kyle
"me and Kyle kind of got addicted to cigarettes in 8th grade they help relief stress my dad knows I smoke but he doesn't care as long as I don't smoke 2 packs a day and get lung cancer"
So what ya listening to asked Kyle
Demons my imagine dragons I said
Nice said Kyle well let's get to work on AP algebra and AP biology
3 hours later
Ok break time I need food said Kyle
I got cookies I said going to my underwear dresser
You keep cookies in your pantie drawer asked Kyle
Yeah my dad knows not to go in there…..because that's where my pads are I said
TMI said Kyle
Well you asked I said
Yeah well Stan has been ignoring me today said Kyle
Aww boyfriend trouble I asked
Ha yeah I wish said Kyle
"I saw his face turn bright red and he smacked his face"
EKKK YOU LIKE STAN I screamed
No uh no I don't said Kyle
Yes you do I said
NO said Kyle
YES I said
You're not going to stop aren't you said Kyle
I have all night boy so nut up and…..
What the fucks going on here said dad
Oh uh hi Mr. Testaburger said Kyle
"I giggled then whispered"
Tell him Kyle I said
Well are you trying to suduce my daughter said dad
Ewww I said
No uggh don't tell anyone said Kyle
Tell anyone what said dad
Uggh KYLES GAY DAD HES NOT ATTRACTED TO ME OK DAMN YOUR SO OVERPROTECTIVE LEAVE ME ALONE I yelled
Oh I'm sorry Wendy I didn't know said dad
"Dad left in a huffy puffy but sad look"
I hate yelling at my daddy I said
Yeah you are daddy's little girl said Kyle
I know I am…and SPILL I said
Fine I like Stan I want him, are you happy said Kyle
Oh Kyle and Stan sitting in a tree kiss OMG I said
Uggh you're going to hound me ain't you said Kyle
Aww its cause I love you I said
Oh well what about Bebe huh I bet she would love to hear about who has a crush on her said Kyle
DON'T YOU DARE I yelled
Does your parents know asked Kyle?
Daddy does that's why he is UBER PROTECTIVE he thinks you will try to rape me or something I said
Oh that sounds like an awesome idea said Kyle
Noo I said
Wow I'm shocked that he's cool with his little girl being gay said Kyle
Yeah he is open minded plus we went atheist 4 years ago after dad lost a bet with Jesus I said
Wow that sucked huh said Kyle
HAHA yeah it did
"We talked and laughed for a good hour till Kyle found my stash"
Oh hello play girl said Kyle
NO I yelled
Why not you're gay said Kyle
So i might not like it but I hate you jerking off in my room I said
"Too late he had his hands down his pants"
Uggh I'm leaving wash your hands when you're done you freak I said
WHATEVER yelled Kyle?
"Ewww why do guys have to be so gross I mean I sometime rub one but not when I have guests over god damnit Kyle"
"I went down stairs and mom was talking to someone"
Uh Stan what are you doing here I asked
Look I'm sorry I need to talk to you alone can we go upstairs asked Stan
"Daddy's face was in his angry look but I am nervous too but I have a plan"
Yeah sure Kyles up stairs and…
NO NOT KYLE yelled Stan
"My folks jumped and daddy was ready to pound his face in"
Look then let's just walk please Wendy I need to tell someone this info and I trust you over anyone…..even Kyle said Stan
"This sounds serious he never hides knowledge from Kyle…..EVER so if he wants my advice then it is important"
Ok I said
Wendy said daddy
Look daddy he won't hurt or touch me ok I won't let him I said
Wait what I would never lay a finger on your daughter EVER said Stan
Its ok Stan dads just being a father who THINKS I AM 5 YEARS OLD GOD DAMNIT DAD I yelled
"I stormed out the door with Stan in my hands and we talked"
Hey what was that about asked Stan?
I don't know…ah shit cramps anger emotion I'm about to have my fucking period I said
Man isn't it early asked Stan
No I was fucking with you I knew it was coming soon but I would never tell you that info I said
You just did said Stan
Yeah I might need a tampon soon I said
Uggh don't tell anyone here said Stan
"Stan handed me a box"
Uhhhh why do you have these I asked
My sister gave me money to buy these said Stan
Oh well ok I said
Ok look I am sorry I freaked out I couldn't tell you my news because I well I love…..
DON'T YOU FUCKING SAY IT I yelled
Huh said Stan
DON'T HUH ME I yelled
I love
DON'T TELL ME YOU LOVE ME CAUSE I LOVED YOU AND YOU RIPPED MY HEART OUT YOU FUCKING IGNORED ME YOU DROVE ME AWAY INTO KENNYS ARMS WHERE HE STOLE MY VIRGINITY THE THING I WAS SAVING FOR YOU NOW IM FUCKED UP IN THE HEAD I SMOKE AND I EVEN USED TO CUT MYSELF I GOT OVER YOU AND NOW YOU LOVE ME WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO…
I LOVE KYLE shouted Stan
"hello this is the I just embarrassed myself show guess what word I will say will it be ha uh ought brah or damn cause I am an idiot for thinking my ex had feelings for me"
…oh
Yeah I messed up I'm gay for my best friend you can't understand because you don't get that I'm gay for a straight man said Stan
I can relate I said
Huh said Stan
"Hell Kyle knows Kenny knows might as well tell Stan he knows I would kill him plus I can blackmail him if he spills"
I love Bebe I said
Holy shit you're a lesbian said Stan
Yep carpet muncher in training I said
"Stan pulled me in for a hug I wanted to hurt him I hate feelings mushy lovey dove feeling but I cried I cried in his arms and held him wow I still had feelings for him but not in a romantic way in a please don't let me go way"
I'm a freak I said
I'm a dumbass said Stan
Were both fucked in the head I said?
You were saving yourself for me asked Stan
Yeah when did you find out your gay I asked?
After I kissed him said Stan
Oh I said
When you did like Bebe asked Stan
Well I feel for her 3 months ago after the group of bitches cornered me and she saved my life I felt so amazing for her and well I wanted her as a girlfriend and well her lips man they are sexy I said
Yeah to bad we won't ever get our other half said Stan
"Should I tell him should I risk Kyles vow to make Kyle happy I can't"
Don't tell anyone ok I want to tell Kyle when the time is right said Stan
"Damn it Stan Kyle is major crushing on you OH WELL I CAN STILL MOCK HIM"
Stan and Kyle sitting in a tree kiss OMG I said
Your funny said Stan
Yep I said
Well what about Bebe I bet you think of her everyday OH BEBE OH BEBE OHHH said Stan
"I turned red then my leg activated"
ASSHOLE BAM I yelled
Bitch said Stan
Ass I said
Look I'm just kind of shocked that my ex is gay said Stan
Yeah the feeling mutual you know Kyle wont judge you if you tell him I said
Yes he will said Stan
Not after I hold him down he won't I said
Wow your evil….im sorry I have to burden with you and this secret and I don't want you to be alone with this info…..you may tell Bebe I won't tell her yours said Stan
Ok I will text her…RIGHT NOW I said
Ha ok let me see said Stan
Uhhhh does your phone have a group text setting on it I asked
Yeah why asked Stan
Wendy: cause 3 ways rock
Bebe: huh
Stan: hi Bebe
Bebe: damn it Wendy why can't I have a 3 way with Kyle
Stan: well I'm not enjoying this much LOL
Wendy: Stan tell Bebe
Bebe: oh what is it
Stan: Bebe I well I'm scared
Bebe: oh shit you love me
Stan: no I'm gay
Bebe: PASSES OUT FROM AMAZING NEWS
Wendy: Bebe promise you won't tell anyone
Bebe: aw my gossip self-cant gossip damn it
Stan: you know tokens gay right
Bebe: oh shit
Wendy: yeah I know right
Bebe: how did you know?
Stan: he told me he said he had sex with someone but I don't know who it is and he won't tell me
Wendy: guy code oh and Bebe I need the calm me down pill
Bebe: oh that time already
Wendy: yeah I'm about to hit my room bye guys
Bebe: by and Stan you over my house now
Wendy: Stan remember
Stan: I know don't say that you want Justin Bieber in your pants WOOPS
Bebe: Ewww he's a creep
"I ignored the rest of the texts and went to Kyle"
Hey get out for a sec I have to change I said
Ok it's not like I care said Kyle
"I took my top of and grabbed a training bra some panties and my PJs Kyle saw my boobs but he's seen them before"
GO I yelled
Ok bye said Kyle
Sorry I yelled I think my time is short
Huh oh no cancer I knew it said Kyle
No my cycle I said
OH ok said Kyle
I might hit the showers ok I said
Ok wash good ok said Kyle
Yes dad I said
HUH yelled daddy
What I care about you so what did Stan want asked Kyle
Hess in love with someone but he's scared to tell anyone I said
Man normally he would tell me these things who is it asked Kyle
I don't know he was afraid to tell me I said
Dude what if he's gay said Kyle
"Damn he's good"
I highly doubt he's gay Kyle that's the crush talking I said
Yeah well I will call him and talk to him ok said Kyle
Ok I said
"I washed every part of my body and the entire time I thought of Bebe yeah I need help its not healthy thinking of someone 24/7"
That was a nice hot shower I said
Yeah Stan is hiding something said Kyle
What makes you say that I asked?
He's sleeping over bebes house said Kyle
"Hmm best act upset"
WHAT THE FUCK why is he over my girls house I asked
He said he's just going through some shit plus butters is there so yeah I highly doubt anything will happen there tonight said Kyle
Uhhhh 3 way I said
Unless Stan is gay then NOPE said Kyle
Oh well that's a relief I said
So yeah let's get some sleep said Kyle
Yeah I am exhausted I said
"We both crashed on the floor and slept for the rest of the night I slept knowing that I have to get Kyle and Stan together cause I feel bad for them they are in love with each other and they think the other is straight man talk about soap opera"
End of chapter
So yeah this is a twist stan is gay interesting some probably saw it coming but some didn't hopefully and remember give me a good female mind and they can add 1 scene in the story so REVIEW ok