Chapter 3 secrets and crushes
Rated M for language and sexual thoughts
Disclaimer I don't own South Park
Chapter 3 secrets and crushes
I woke up feeling like utter shit I'm cranky I have a head ache and I'm nauseous yeah I'm on my fucking period damn it I hate this cause now people are going to avoid me or make fun of me at least Kyle stayed…
Uhhhh Kyle I said
Huh said Kyle
You rolled in your sleep I said
So said Kyle
Your own me I said
Oh shit I am sorry said key
Its ok I'm kind of in a mood this morning ok I said
Ok well I will make breakfast while you get ready for school said Kyle
Ok you know what I like I asked
Pancakes eggs and bacon said Kyle
Your good make sure it's crispy I said
Well I can't taste it remember said Kyle
You have never once bent the rules I asked
Yeah once and Abraham came up and tried to hunt me down for sport said Kyle
Wow this town well GO I yelled
Ok I'm going I'm going said Kyle
"I went to the bathroom to well clean up and washed my hands I didn't shower because I did last night I grabbed an all-black outfit and ran down stairs and well"
Hey honey how you are asked dad
I'm miserable I said
Well I bought you this cute outfit yesterday said dad
DAMN IT DAD IM NOT 9 ANYMORE IM 14 YEARS OLD I yelled
"Yeah I yell at my dad a lot but I love him and he doesn't get mad at me he knows it's best to express with a little anger once in a while"
Ok honey said dad
And I'm not a honey I said
"I think he got the picture and he walked away"
Yum for a Jew you can cook bacon I said
Yeah well as long as I don't eat any I can cook said Kyle
So what do you think is going on with Bebe and Stan I Asked?
He's probably suduce her and then laughed at my picture while they did it said Kyle
"I broke into tears damn emotions"
Oh I'm sorry Wendy I didn't mean it said Kyle
Its fine just a little emo today I said
Oh ok well lets hurry up and get to the bus stop I'm grabbing some of this bacon for Kenny he could use it said Kyle
"That Kyle being so generous it hurts I'm mostly going to be quiet all day so it's going to be weird"
We got to the bus stop and Stan was nowhere to be found but sir fatass was there great
Hey Jew and whore said cartman
Leave her alone cartman she don't feel well said Kyle
Aww what is it her time of the month said cartman
"I nodded my head"
Ewww gross you actually screwed her like that man you're fucking sick kahl said cartman
I didn't have sex with Wendy said Kyle
Hey man I'm not coming down on you I am congratulating you for getting laid even though it's from a whore said cartman
"Man I was starting to cry again I hate this cartman is lucky I'm not in the mood or else he would die"
Aww Wendy crying don't worry I'm sure you can get a pounding sooner or later said cartman
"Then all of the sudden cartmans neck was being strangled"
CALL HER a WHORE 1 MORE TIME ASSHOLE said Kenny
Dude what the fuck Kenny said cartman
Leave her alone or else I will kick your ass said Kenny
Why are you defending that slut said cartman?
"Kenny fist connected with cartmans face and cartman gave out an annoying cry"
WAHHAHA IM GONNA TELL MY MOM ON YOU AND and YOUR GONNA GET EXPELLED yelled cartman
"Cartman ran home in a trail of tears snot and probably piss dumb assbag"
You ok asked Kenny
"I whispered"
Yeah I have a headache
Oh ok I will leave you alone and here I have aspirin if you need it said Kenny
Thanks but Bebe has a pill for me I said
Oh uhhhh ok said Kenny
So Kenny talk to red yet said Kyle
No man I hate having a crush I feel alone said Kenny
Dude you're not alone said Kyle
Who do you like asked Kenny?
None of your business said Kyle
Come on bro there are only 2 gay guys in this school who is it asked Kenny
Well the guy might be in the closet…..or completely straight I don't know he won't tell me said Kyle
Who Stan asked Kenny
Huh why would I like Stan asked Kyle
"The sweat on his forehead kind of gave it away but I'm going to see how long it takes for Kenny to put 2 and 2 together"
DAMN IT BUS I yelled
Should be here soon said Kenny
Well not soon enough I said
Just calm down said Kyle
Oh shit said Kenny
OH YOU DID NOT JUST TELL ME TO CALM THE FUCK DOWN GOD DAMNIT IM NOT IN THE MOOD FOR THIS TODAY DAMNIT I yelled
"I hate snapping at Kyle but guys need to learn to not piss us girls off"
I'm sorry said Kyle
It's ok Kyle I know you're trying to help but I'm very irritable today I said
"The bus came"
SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN yelled mars Crabtree
DON'T TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK TO DO IM NOT IN THE FUCKING MOOD I yelled back
WHAT DID YOU SAY yelled mars Crabtree
Uh she said she is in a happy mood and she saw a duck said Kyle
Oh well ok then said mars Crabtree
"The bus drove slowly to the school and when we got there my princess was waiting for me….princess damn now I'm a guy"
Hey said Bebe
Uh hi I said
"Bebe leaned over and whispered to me damn I wish it was a kiss"
Here I got you something for that headache and mood problem said Bebe
This is Advil I said
No its magic period killer said Bebe
"I giggled I know Bebe isn't the sharpest tack in the box but she try"
Thanks Bebe I said
"THEN I DID SOMETHING STUPID AGAIN I PEECKED HER ON THE CHEEK WHY AM I SO STUPID"
Oh thanks Wendy your so flattering said Bebe
Oh shit I'm sorry I'm stupid stupid stupid I repeated
No you're not trust me on my cycle I made out with a locker thinking it was Clyde in 7th grade said Bebe
Wow that sucked I said
Yeah we broke up cause well…..the locker was better said Bebe
Ha maybe you should ask it out on a date next week I said
Maybe but I think that lockers a man whore said Bebe
Why are we so stupid I asked?
I don't know maybe its cause we are girls said Bebe
Wait I'm a girl…MY PENIS NOOOOOO I yelled
Huh said Bebe
Nothing I said
You have a penis said Kyle
NO I yelled back
Yes she does I love the taste of it said Bebe
Shhh don't tell him he might get jealous I said
Aww Kyle want to taste me said Bebe
No thanks Bebe said Kyle
"Kyle walked away with Kenny and I talked to Bebe"
So how did it feel having 2 guys over I asked
You sound better said Bebe
Yeah I guess you brighten my mood I said
"Brighten my mood lame"
Yeah I tend to do that to people and it was boring 2 gay guys talking about comic books and videogames and boring shit said Bebe
Yeah boys why can't they talk about what they wear and dolls I said
Well I mean we aren't like most other girls said Bebe
Yeah we like COD I said
Yeah plus being girly sucks sometimes said Bebe
Yeah and boys are boring to talk about and are boring in bed…..oh shit I said that out loud OH SHIT IM STILL TALKING
You ok Wendy asked Bebe
YES I MEAN I HAVE TO GO I yelled
"Yep Bebe thinks I'm a freak now hurray"
"School was boring and I am way too far ahead of everyone its annoying hell I bet I could teach this class but whatever I got a note passed to me"
Hey are you ok
"I looked around for the person and it was Stans hmm ok"
No I am not I fucking kissed Bebe on the cheek and I acted like a retard in front of her fuck my life
"I passed the not to token who passes it to butters who gave it to tiffany who got it to Stans man high school is weird"
Stan read the note chuckled then he wrote another note sending it backwards to me
Wow she didn't like the kiss I'm kind of shocked you kiss well last time I checked
"I giggled and replayed"
Yeah well I'm trying to find out if she is gay cause then my chances are a little higher than normal if she was gay sense there are a lack of lesbians in the school
I sent the note to Stans
He read it and sent one back to me
What about red isn't she gay if not don't get mad it's just she acts like a lesbian
"I got kind of pissed everyone thinks red is gay but she isn't in fact Kenny might ask her out soon"
Red likes Kenny and Kenny likes red so yeah she ain't gay
The note went through the crowd…..but
OH MY GOD KENNY AND RED THAT'S FUCKING HALARIOUS THE WHORE AND DYKE LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT HAHAHAHA yelled Nicholes
"Ah fuck me reds going to get me for this"
Nichole leave red alone said token
Aww honey this is good dirt I'm not letting this shit go said Nicholes
"Actually people might not think reds gay anymore plus Kenny wants to date her so yeah I'm going to text her real quick"
Wendy: red we have a problem
Red: what happened?
Wendy: Nicholes on the move she knows about Kenny and you
Red: what do you mean me and Kenny?
Wendy: she knows Kenny likes you and you like Kenny
Red: KENNY LIKES ME EKKKKKK
"Ah shit"
Wendy: uh yeah sorry that was a secret
Red: I just asked Kenny out
Wendy: what did he say?
Red: HE SAID YES IM SO HAPPY THANK YOU WENDY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH even though you're gay
Wendy: HUH IM NOT GAY
Red: aww you're not I thought you were cause the kiss
Wendy: so I kiss you by accident but you think I'm gay…I kissed bebes cheek OH SHIT
Red: what I know you're not gay
Wendy: you're my closest friend right and you would never say anything right
Red: yeah why…..are you gay?
Wendy: yes I am…..for Bebe
Red: are you on your period
Wendy: yes why
Red: then there you go your can blame that oh and bebes a nice girl I hope you 2 have happy lives
Wendy: thanks I guess
SO YEAH RED IS A LESBO BITCH AND WILL BURN IN HELL screamed Nicholes
Actually she just got a boyfriend so how about stop being a bitch and sit down I said
Excuse me said Nicholes
I SAID SIT THE FUCK DOWN IM NOT IN THE FUCKING MOOD I yelled
"Nicholes went to punch me when I decked her pretty little face then I got up walked out of the room and headed to the principal's office for my punishment lucky for me I didn't get suspended in fact Nicholes got caught with pot in her locker so yeah she is suspended I got an award ha I wish life was like this all the time"
Yeah that was a lie I actually got 2 weeks detention but better then suspension I said
Yeah well thanks said Kenny
Your welcome I said
No THANK YOU said red
"Reds hugs are always great they feel good and they are soft and she smells good and her boobs…..damn it perverted mind"
Uh Wendy asked red
Yeah I said
I kind of fell weird hugging you said red
Yeah I understand but I promise I won't suduce you EVER I said
Good said Kenny
I hate being shy said red
Hey don't beat yourself down said Kenny
But why would you want me I'm scared of sex said red
Because your different I won't do anything you're not ready to do I will wait till your ready…and then act 4 month later said Kenny
"Red giggled man Kenny good"
So where Kyle is asked Kenny
He doesn't have my lunch on a days only B I said
Ahhh so he's probably sneaking off to get some extra credit said Kenny
Ha nope he's probably in the locker room sense he has gym I said
Lucky him free show said Kenny
Kyles not a pervert plus the girls wouldn't let him peek said red
Oh yeah they don't know my secret hole said Kenny
Huh WE HAVE THE SAME GYM said red
I was kidding said Kenny
Be honest were you said red…..i won't judge
Uggh I can't lie to you yes I do have a hole…..but it's to see Nicholes and blackmail her and maybe tiffany cause she has a nice ass but I won't do that anymore I promise said kenny
He saw me too I said but I don't really care if a guy sees me in the buff but if they touch me they get there dicks ripped off I said
"Kenny then poked me on my shoulder"
You're lucky it wasn't my boob or then red will have to use a dildo any night you 2 show passion I said
Ha ha said red
Damn your bitchy today said Kenny
IM ON MY FUCKING PERIOD I yelled
Yeah I know and its showing said Bebe
"Oh I forgot to mention B days me and Bebe share a lunch but she always is 5 mins late for she talks to the new math teacher who by the way IS SMOKING HOT"
Hey Bebe I said
Hey Wendy…what no hug or kiss said Bebe
Ha I'm sorry about that I said
It's cool like I said the locker said Bebe
Hehe yeah I said
You ok your staring at me said Bebe
Actually she is looking at that shirtless guy over there said red
WHERE yelled Bebe turning around
"Red whispered to me to keep it cool and not stare because she might get weirded out….man another girl knowing my secret is useful but I feel like 1 person finding out has lead a domino effect"
Hey there's no hotties said Bebe
What about I said Kenny
You're not my type why are you even sitting with us asked Bebe
Hey be nice I said
Ok only because you allow it said Bebe
Hey I allow my new boyfriend a seat next to me said red
OH MY GOD REDS IN LOVE EEEEEEKKKK squalled Bebe
"Oh fuck it"
YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY FOR RED I yelled
"A few classmates clapped this is my favorite lunch period no Nicholes and everyone's really nice"
Lunch ended and I finished my classes sat in detention for a good hour then left for home
Next Friday
"Fridays are nice especially when I can tutor someone less smart then me but it's annoying when the guy's dad is watching basketball drunk"
Dad keep it down said Stans
No son I'm about to win a bet WOOHOO yelled randy
Dad you didn't bet with anyone it was on a fantasy basketball league said Stans
Huh I'm sorry my TEAM needs me said randy
"Man stans dad was dumb he actually thinks that he owns that players on his team lucky for us the power went out"
AHH SHIT NO NO yelled randy
YES YES YES man I need to stop watching wrestling oh well that was luck said Stans
Ha that acting show you tried to get on I said
Yeah our gym teacher got on there but he didn't know that acting wasn't the only thing they did and got knocked out a lot said Stans
Well kids I'm heading to the bar to finish the game said randy
Ok dad don't get to drunk ok said Stans
Stan after I found out that you drank at the age of 10 I stopped drinking….at bar I don't get drunk ok said randy
"Mr. Marsh then left the house and me and Stans finished the homework"
Ok well to find out X we much subtract Y and Z and Y=23 and Z=42 what is X= I asked
Uhhhh 19 said Stans
YES I yelled hugging Stans
Oh I'm sorry I said
Its cool were both gay so yeah nothing can happen said Stans
You're not weird ok I said
And you're no freak said Stans
Well then let's agree to stop putting each other down and try to convince our best friends to go gay I said
"Funny Kyle is already gay nothing can convince him to go double gay"
Yeah if you want I can talk to Bebe said Stans
Nahh lets just enjoy this day…..OH SHIT I HAVE TO GET TO KYLES HOUSE NOW I said
"I jumped up gave Stans a hug and kiss on the cheek and ran out the door…wait kiss on the DAMNIT"
I went back inside
IM SO SORRY I said
It's cool you're in a hurry said Stans
What's with me and kissing lately?
END OF CHAPTER
END SUMMERY
Thank you serendipityrain711 once again for your reviews and I already got advice but if you want me to bring in a 3rd party member to spice the plot a tiny bit that could work sorry about no Kymann but maybe in the future I might suck it up and write a story….so yeah folks Wendy is kissing left and right hurry how long will it last and when will Stan and Kyle realize that if 1 tells the other then BAM your both happy next chapter will be up tomorrow unless the weather says otherwise review follow and all that other good stuff and red and kenny HAVE A HAPPY RELATIONSHIP
P.S I DON'T OWN THE WWE IM JUST A PART OF THE YES MOVEMENT