Chapter 5 Relationships equals sex + love
Rated M for language and sexual situations
WARNING THIS CHAPTER IS BROGHT TO YOU BY THE LETTER L FOR LEMON…and boy is there a shit ton of it in this chapter I hope you enjoy
Disclaimer I don't own South Park
Chapter 5 Relationships equals sex + love
It's been 6 months sense me and Bebe started dating and I hear a lot of nasty rumors and mean stuff man why are girls such bitches just cause I'm gay don't mean I am attracted to them. Kyle and stans are doing great stans is a good little bitch to Kyle and sometimes Kyle lets stans be on top but they love each other like a normal couple does they do fight hell they almost broke up 2 weeks ago cause of token but they forgave and forgot and now they are hanging over my place for a while
So your parents are still cool with the gay shit I said
Yeah my dad was weird but he says as long as I don't take it he's cool said Stans
But you do take it…..more than I do said Kyle
Shhh what are you talking about said Stans winking
You boys are gross I said
What you don't pleasure Bebe said Stans
Nope I think she wants to stay a virgin for a long while and I am cool with that I said
Wendy I love you but don't lie said Kyle
Huh I said
Look I know you you want Bebe badly in bed to feel her for her to feel you to show her how much you love her said Kyle
….is it that obvious I asked
Yeah it is said Stans
Am I a bitch for wanting sex I asked?
No you're not said Kyle but you need to talk to Bebe about it before it gets worse said Kyle
Yeah I know but what do I say "hey Bebe I love you but I need you to lick my pussy or were through" that's not going to end well I said
Yeah I know but ask her what she is scared of said Kyle
"I got a text from Bebe right then"
Bebe: Wendy come over at 9pm we need to talk you can stay the night
Wendy: ok am I in trouble
Bebe: yes you have been very naughty
Wendy: I'm sorry I love you I don't want to lose you
Bebe: wait I was joking Wendy I am not mad at you I just want to see you tonight
Wendy: ok I might want to talk about something's too
Bebe: ok love you
Wendy: love you more
"I looked at the time it was fucking 4pm why did she ask now oh well its Bebe she is pretty crazy"
So anyway we need to prepare for the midterms said Kyle
Uggh there not for another 2 months said Stans
Yeah and you suck ass at geometry so we have to study or else you will fail midterms and have to take an extra class your senior year YOU WANNA DO THAT asked Kyle
No honey said Stans
Don't honey me said Kyle
I'm sorry….i love you said Stans
Uggh I love you too what am I going to do with you asked Kyle
Well it's been a good 3 months sense the last time said Stans
Ok I know where this is going Wendy do you mind said Kyle
Ha ha ok you 2 try and not to be too loud I will be down stairs…..and in 20 mins I will return so yeah make it quick unless you don't mind a girl looking at your junk I said
"I walked out of the room but sat in the hallways I had to know how these guys do it maybe I can take some notes and be able to pleasure Bebe in the near future so I sat there and listen"
Ok Stans you're my bitch today said Kyle
Uhhhh remember the deal said Stans
….AH FUCK ME said Kyle
That's right IM ON TOP NOW GET THE FUCK OVER HEAR yelled Stans
"man they are loud they are lucky stans parents are out of town and they are TWICE AS LUCK that they trust me to keep them of each other ha like I would miss out on blackmail ok tape recorder on i ACTION"
Ok Stans remember be gentle I'm not used to this said Kyle
I will…can I talk dirty asked Stans
Duh I let you talk during said Kyle
SHUT UP BITCH yelled Stans
YES SIR I AM SORRY JUST FUCK ME yelled Kyle
"Giggle oh shit"
OH OH OH OH HARDER HARDER yelled Kyle
You like that huh bitch said Stans
YEAH IM YOUR BITCH yelled Kyle
HAHA I yelled
"Oh shit"
WENDY WAS THAT YOU yelled Stans
Uhhhh YEAH I AM WATCHING TV KEEP IT DOWN HORNDOGS I said
Oh shit she heard us said Kyle
Ha ha I bet she is scared said Stans
"No just weirded out"
Oh shit said Stans
What asked Kyle?
I came to fucking early said Stans
"Oh my god that's embarrassing"
Its ok Stans it happens I can rub the rest out on my own said Kyle
No let me do that said Stans
Oh ok easy Stans no teeth OH shit said Kyle
"Ewww blowjobs are nasty"
Ewww that tasted funny said Stans
Duh its jizz what is it supposed to taste like lollypops and sunshine asked Kyle?
Well girls do it so yeah I must taste good said Stans
"Typical guys thinking girls enjoy giving blowjobs we hate it…..oh shit times up hehehe I'm going to walk right in"
Hey guys I said
SHIT KNOCK FIRST said Kyle
Damn Kyle you're bigger than I thought I said winking
Ha said Stans
Hey don't make fun of him your pretty small for a guy I said
Hey I am average said Stans
Ha said Kyle
Well at least I uhhhh
"Stans gave up before he embarrassed himself more"
Hey it's a joke Stans plus it's not the size that matters I said
Yeah it's how you satisfy and to be honest I wish it lasted longer because damn it felt well said Kyle
Oh really Kyle you must like it up the ass then I said
Well Stans has his moments said Kyle
How the taste is buds Stans I said
DID YOU FUCKING LISTEN THE ENTIRE TIME yelled Stans
No I walked in right when Kyle said jizz taste I kind of put 2 and 2 together I said
How the fuck do girls take that taste asked Stans
Uggh I hate that stereotype girls hate BJS they taste bad on us I said
Have you done that before asked Kyle?
Uhhhh I said
Uh yeah well said Stans
Wow you 2 but you both were virgins when you broke up said Kyle
Well BJS aren't penetrating the virgina I said
Yeah they don't count as losing it for guy said Stans
How so asked Kyle
Well jerking off doesn't count so why should BJS said Stans
Good point said Kyle
Well boys I might head to Kenny soon so what's the game plan for us right now I said
We have to study said Stans
Oh really on a Friday ok I get it study "wink wink" just remember don't have too much fun cause it hurts a lot I said
No we really have to study said Kyle
Yeah Kyles tutoring me for history because I have a huge test Monday we only had sex so the tension wouldn't be that big later tonight or tomorrow said Stans
Oh shit I'm sorry I said
It's cool I will admit I liked it and more would be fun but I can't let my boyfriend fail history said Kyle
And it's not even world history its fucking government said Stans
Ha well that suck you should have taken it last year save you the headache like me and Kyle avoided I said
Lucky for you 2 now Wendy leave so we can focus said Stans
Meow someone's catty I said
Yeah he's right you love to gossip and it is a distraction remember though tomorrow night is cramming session said Kyle
1 Kyles you're a bitch and 2 I know I still out perform you in AP science I said
Yeah but Pre-calculus you suck at said Kyle
Dude you're in pre call I didn't even know sophomores could take that class said Stans
We can't but we are so smart Algebra 2 is cake walk I said
Ha isn't there an algebra 3 asked Stans
Nope and we don't know what to do for junior class cause they don't have regular calculus in high school said Kyle
Uh AP statistics I said
Yeah but senior year what then asked Kyle
They are adding a calculus class for us because they know we don't want to go to college early I said
Weird you 2 love high school so much said Stans
Nope we don't want to leave you and Bebe behind I said
Wow thanks for making me feel stupid said Stans
You're not dumb Stans you have 3 as in school that's pretty good especially sense there in English biology and freaken German GERMAN Stans that's a hard language to learn said Kyle
Yeah its actually pretty easy said Stans
Ok boys I have to go before red yells at me for being late I said
Wait red and Kenny said Stans
Yeah why I asked
How long have they been dating for asked Kyle
7 months why I asked
Oh shit they are probably fucking right now said Stans
UHH NO I yelled
You don't know that said Kyle
Reds still a virgin she is nervous about sex I said
We'll just have fun I will call you later said Kyle
"Kyle got up and gave me a hug…Ewww he still had jizz on his dick and it's on my jeans great I have to drop by my house first or else people will start asking questions man Kyle is FUCKING HUGE if he wasn't get he would have girls lining up just to see it"
Bye said Stans
"Now stans is hugging me damn why are all the naked guys hugging me and….A KISS ON THE CHEEK come on Stans you didn't even wipe your mouth after Kyle"
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW I said
What's wrong asked Kyle
Stan why didn't you wipe your FUCKING FACE I asked
Oh shit I am sorry said Stans
Its fine just EW its weird I said
"and on that note I left out the door down the street to my house in my room grabbed a skirt sense it was kind of warm today "damn global warming" then I ran out the door and to kenny shit hole where it was just red and kenny….making out uggh"
Am I interrupting something I asked?
That's why we called said Kenny
To watch you 2 make out I asked
NO said red
Ok it was a joke I said
I mean no not make out "gulp" have sex said red
Good bye I said
Wait Wendy said Kenny
Look you 2 having sex is fine red thinks she is ready and Kenny I know you will be gentle but I will not watch I said
I get turned on by people watching me said red
Wow uhhhh just wow I said
I know it's discussing said red
No its not I mean everyone has their own kink I mean I believe mine is having my ass grabbed and me sitting on the while being fucked I said
Huh said Kenny
me and Bebe make out and I'm always siting on her I said
Ah ok said Kenny
But I don't trust anyone said red…besides you
Bebe will get jealous I said
I already talked with her said Kenny
Huh I said
Ring ring
Hold on I said
Hello I said to the phone
Hey beautiful said Bebe
Hey we were just talking about you I said
Ah you're with red and Kenny huh said Bebe
Yeah….are you ok with this unusual request I asked
Yeah I'm cool with it just don't be out too long remember 9pm BYE said Bebe
Bebe wait I said
"Too late she hung up great what was that girl up too I mean really she makes me so mad but I can never be angry with her"
Ok guy's ground rules I said
What's that asked red
Yeah said Kenny
No creepy foreplay like whips chains and other shit like that OH and red no strap on I said
What said Kenny?
Aww no fun said red
Ok maybe 1 insert I said
NOO yelled Kenny
"Me and red giggled"
Oh and last but not least it's a 2 way NOT A 3 WAY KENNY I said
Oh darn like I thought red would be interested in that said Kenny being a smart ass
I mean I could put on my big black strap on I keep in my purse if you want I said
Ha yeah right said Kenny
I took out my toy to show Kenny
OH SHIT I AM JOKING OK YOU DON'T HAVE TO PARTISIPATE JUST WATCH JUST WATCH yelled Kenny nervous and scared like a puppy
Wow I bet Bebe loves that what's his name said red
Antonio and we haven't had sex yet I said
Oh really….hey can I take my top off I'm in the mood and I feel like it's just going to be ripped off later said red
Sure I said
"Red took her top off showing her B cup boobs…actually they look almost C size"
Hey what's your bra size I asked?
"Kenny was drooling over his girlfriend man what a pig but I guess it has been OVER A YEAR so I can't be too mad at him"
Ah BB 24 but it's going to be a C size by next week said red
Wow there nice…oh shit this got awkward I said
Ha ha its cool I know you like boobs Kenny told me about your Fridays said red
Damn it I said
I knew you liked boobs cause you stared at them every time I read porn said Kenny
Yeah true I said but bebes are bigger plus she is no offence red but MORE FEMININE I said
Yeah its cool you're the boy and bebes the girly girl I don't like make up and shit like that cause I uncomfortable hell Nicholes told me not to be afraid to dress like a boy hell I am wearing boxers right now said red
OH OH let's see let's see I said
Wow your kind of excited said red
Ok if cloths are coming off I best get ready I'm going to grab a condom and some lube said Kenny
Ok honey I might be nude by the time you get back said red
Yeah you better hurry up I might attack red soon I said
You do and I kick your ass said Kenny
CHALLENGED EXCEPTED I yelled….and cute boxers
Thanks….it's good that Kenny left I have a surprise for him said red
"Red removed the boxers showing a waxed pussy"
Wow you waxed I asked
Yep just for Kenny said red
Aww that was sweet I still have hair only cause it feels weird shaved I said
Well Bebe might like it shaved said red
Man I wish we could….JUST have sex already I said
Well she is probably nervous said red
But I feel like she is curious I mean….HOLY SHIT KENNY I yelled
"Kenny came out butt naked with whipped cream on his dick"
Red you hungry asked Kenny
Shit yes I am said red
"I watched as red licked Kenny penis clean and Kenny tried not to cum it was funny watching Kenny face turn red "HA a pun" then when red was done she took her hand of her pussy revealing her masterpiece"
Wow said Kenny
You have the condom said red in a sexual tone
Yeah right here said Kenny
Ok said Kenny
"Red took the condom put it in her mouth then put her mouth on Kenny dick putting the condom on perfectly"
Wow where did you learn that I asked
I watch porn sometimes said red
Gross is said
Ha ok stop distracting me said red
Ok damn bitch I said
I like it when…OWWWA yelled red
"Kenny placed his penis in reds vagina"
Can you please warn me next time said red?
Sorry said Kenny
"I hit kenny back as hard as I could"
What the fuck was that for asked Kenny
You know why I did that I said
"Kenny then took out the dick and licked reds pussy"
Ok that feels good said red
"Wow kenny never did that to me my first time he really wants red to be comfortable"
I'm sorry I was rough it's been a while and I get hesitant said Kenny
Its ok OH you're a nice guy OW you would never hurt me on perPOSE said red
Ok Kenny I am ready be slow and gentle…so next time we can be more rough said red
Ok you 2 I want to see some good fucking porn here I said
Ha you're not going to get a show Wendy it's deflowering a girl there's not much action with that just romance said Kenny
I could barely walk after my first time I think red can handle a little action I said
I still feel weird that you 2 have had sex before…OH SHIT
"Kenny then entered red he thrusted back and forth with both passion and aggression red begged for more"
OK A LITTLE HARDER KENNY yelled red
Ok said Kenny
OH HARDER FUCK ME KENNY FUCK…..oh said red
"I could tell that red was done and so did Kenny"
Ok I'm exiting said Kenny
Aw I'm sorry I finished so quick said red
"Kenny hugged red and whispered into her ears but lucky for me I can hear really well"
I love you and nothing you do or say will change that I know this was your first and trust me mine was shorter then this you got excited but it hurt you so you wanted to stop hell I would of stopped if you said 5 seconds when we started cause I love you also 2 mins is pretty good for losing your virginity….i can't wait till next time cause that's for pleasure and fun said kenny
"I teared up"
He's an amazing boyfriend red he loves you for you and not your body Kenny you surprised me today I said
Aw thanks Wendy you want to stay for dinner I am cooking said Kenny
Ok sure on 1 condition…PUT SOME BOXERS ON PLEASE I begged
He can wear mine "wink wink" said red
But what about you asked Kenny
I can go commando said red
Not necessary I said I have extra panties in my purse unless you're too much of a guy to want them I said jokingly
Yeah I can live with that said red
"The rest of the night was fun Kenny made hamburgers and hotdogs that would knock you on your ass I ate 3 of them and although I was scared of my weight 4 months ago Bebe helped me with my eating disorder….."yes I forgot to mention I felt fat even though I was skinny memory also is tricky with me" then we played some board games red kicked our asses in sorry but I won at battle ship then I got a text from Kyle"
Kyle: hey what's up?
Wendy: nothing kicking ass at battleships
Kyle: cool hey uhhhh can you get 2 guys to a hospital without people seeing
Wendy: oh my god what happened
Kyle: well I was helping stans for 4 hours straight then we got bored and well horny next thing you know…..my big dick got stuck in stans rectum and both of us are kind of hurting
Wendy: oh shit that's both funny and scary CALL 911
Kyle: NO if that happened then people will investigate and see me inside of Stans then the whole school won't let us hear the end of it
Wendy: hold on
Hey Kenny I said
Yeah Kenny replied
You still have that fake license I asked
Yeah in my room why asked Kenny
And the neighbors still have that minivan I asked
Yes WHY asked Kenny
And that big blanket….
WHY ARE YOU ASKING begged Kenny
Oh cause Kyles deep in Stan's ass and can't get out I said
Oh tell them to lube it up said Kenny
Wendy: do you have lube
Kyle: ah fuck no we don't
Wendy: hold on for 2 more mins
Kyle: hurry up
He said they have no lube I said
Ok then I guess were heading over there said Kenny
Oh this is going to be hilarious can I take pics asked red
No red…..besides I have a recording of them fucking so yeah blackmail is covered I said
Ekkk I want to hear said red
First we save the gays then if I have time we will listen to audio porn I said
"kenny got the minivan and sped to stans house thank god stans parents were still out they must of rented a hotel we all ran upstairs and saw…..stans texting and Kyle watching a video on his phone wow they look like there in a lot of pain "sarcasm in case you didn't know"
Wow said Kenny
Yeah I know said Kyle
Its cool said Kenny it's happened to me plenty of times
"Kenny took the lube and squirted it on Stans butt and Kyle slowly got his dick out"
Ok now why is it still erected asked Kyle?
It's probably still turned on give it a few mins if it doesn't go away in 20 mins were heading to the hospital said Kenny
Ok said Kyle
6 mins later
Ok its soft again shit that was scary said Kyle
Yeah said Stans
Damn Kyle you're fucking huge what are you 7-8 inches asked red
7.5 said Kyle
You put us average guys to shame said Kenny I am only 5.6 inches
Wow 5.2 for me said Stans
Uhhhh no 4.3 I said
You couldn't let me have 1 moment said Stans
Nope I said
Its cool bro were not all big be thankful you're not 3 inches said Kenny
OK STOP COMPARING DICK SIZES I yelled
What time it is asked red
8:30 said Kyle
Oh I have to go I said
Have fun said red winking
Right I said
"I ran out the door and down the street bebes house was far but I took a cab and got there around 8:58 I walked inside and…it was empty"
HELLO BEBE I yelled
IM UP STAIRS IN THE BATHROOM yelled Bebe
TMI I shouted
YOU ASKED yelled Bebe
"I went into bebes room and….there were candles light and ROSE PEDALS on the bed…..Bebe was being romantic"
Hello beautiful said Bebe
"I turned around and….Bebe was in black underwear"
Oh shit I said
Yeah I bet you say that to all the sexy girls said Bebe in a seductive voice
Nope JUST THE DEATH BY HOT girls I said
You like asked Bebe
Yes I do I said
Well then let me help you out of them cloths said Bebe
"Bebe removed my shirt and undid my skirt I had on a white bra and panties they reflected bebes black underwear showing she was dominant and I was being dominated…I was excited"
Ok I said before we continue what our "giggle" plan is for tonight I said
I thought I would get naked then you would get naked you would lick me I would lick you I would shove one of my toys in your pussy and then you would take out….the stans marsh sized strap on and take my virginity away said Bebe
"I giggled like a little school girl"
Then next time we can use a Kyle sized one I said
Wow you have seen his dick asked Bebe
Yep earlier today I said
How big said Bebe
Nope not until you pleasure me I said
Tease said Bebe
"Bebe licked my neck and stroked my breasts then she removed my bra showing my c cups and I took hers off revealing her DDs "man her boobs were big" Bebe was on the chubby side she gained weight over the years but stayed under obese and more like 190 maybe 185 pounds but she was hot as hell while I was fucking 150 pounds and was scared I was too fat I sucked on her boobs like they were jaw breakers and she did the same then the panties came off…SHE FUCKING SHAVED DAMNIT but she liked my little hairy pussy so I was cool she licked me which felt like little pleasure explosions happening all at once I moaned and she giggled"
You like that huh asked Bebe
Yes I said…..how about you
"I flipped her on her bed and she was laughing I guess I was tickling her then I licked her pussy which tasted like lips but it had more texture to it and her moaning was louder than mine"
Oh you like that huh I said
OH FUCK YEAH yelled Bebe
Hey no dirty talk ok I don't like that in bed I said
Oh sorry said Bebe
"I got on top of her my boobs on hers and we kissed like we had not seen each other in months and each kiss felt better than the last we cuddled and moved our bodies in motion for a good 5 mins till Bebe whispered"
How about I do you first because you look hornier…..and I am nervous said Bebe
Ok don't be rough it's been awhile I brought some lube just in case I said
Aww I didn't surprise you said Bebe
OH NO you didn't we just had an incident over Kyles house and we needed lube and well I had it in my purse still I said
Oh tell me while I get hooked up said Bebe
"I explained the whole Kyle and Stans got stuck situation"
Oh my god that was hilarious I bet said Bebe
Yeah it was hey that goes there also you want to know Kyles size I asked
Yes said Bebe…he's not bigger than me is he said Bebe
"Bebe had on a black strap on which was 8 inches I was nervous…but between you and me I have a bigger one at home I haven't used it in a while but yeah bigger and it fits Shhh"
Nope actually almost the same size I said
HOLY FUCK A BIG ASS DICK said Bebe
Yeah amazing huh I said
Yeah but how do you think it feels in your vagina asked Bebe
Put it in and find out I rubbed a bit to get you started I'm sorry I said
"Bebe gently shoved the massive toy in my clit and those little explosives I described WELL THEY WERE A BOMBS NOW I screamed with pleasure begging for more and after 10 mins I orgasmic then I jumped on bebes lap and scored her for a good 15 mins until she was ready for me to enter her"
Ok its only 4 inches so it won't hurt that much but it will feel weird if you get scared and or nervous tell me and I will stop I said
Ok I love you said Bebe
I love you 2 OH and you are a beast with your legs I said
"I inserted the toy into Bebe she grabbed my leg to symbolize that I hurt and I took that as a sign to go slower I pulled out and pushed in for a good 30 seconds when she started to talk"
Ok Wendy you can go a little faster than that said Bebe
Ha ok I said
"As Bebe commanded I went faster"
Oh so how was red and Kenny first time asked Bebe
Oh red didn't last long Kenny didn't even finish I said
OH I bet he was kind OF upset huh said Bebe
Nope he gave a speech that made me cry saying he would of stopped if she came 5 seconds before they started I said
AWW...OHHH Bebe said having her 3rd orgasm
Well I am happy for them I said
OH I AM GONNA CUM OH OH OHHHHHHHHH shit said Bebe
Ha what are we in a porno I asked
"I looked in the mirror…..AND FUCKING SAW KYLE RECORDING US god damn it well there goes my blackmail plan oh well"
Yeah Bebe we are being recorded say hi to Kyle I said
HI KYLE said Bebe laughing
"I got off of Bebe and walked to the window"
Ok I will trade you the recording for the camera I said
Deal said Kyle
We traded…then we laughed
You want to come in were done I said
No you 2 deserve to finish you night naked in bed like me and Stans first time said Kyle
I will see you tomorrow Kyle I said
"I kissed him on the cheek and walked away but before Kyle left Bebe had some words"
Did you enjoy the show asked Bebe?
Yeah I guess it was interesting said Kyle
IM BIGGER THEN YOU said Bebe
"Kyle lite up red"
"We giggled and Kyle ran off. Then me and Bebe kissed and feel asleep in each other's arms"
I love you Wendy said Bebe
I love you 2 Bebe…I will always love you
EPILOUGE
My name is Wendy testaburger I thought I was a freak and you know what…I am and I am proud of it I am in love with the greatest girl in the world 2 of my guys friends are gay for each other my closest friend turned a man whore into a sensitive teddy bear. The rest of high school was fun we had visitors challenge the debate team to a debate vs. the earth only for Kyle to win by explaining why cheese is better than butter. Butters becoming overload of the country of Mexico and making everyone be nice to each other and give to the poor and force the U.S to give Mexico 1 billion dollars with a flower and dirt "yeah I still don't know how he did that" cartman knocked up tiffany and she ran away with him rumor has it they live in Delaware and run their own cupcakes shop stans graduated school with a 3 GPA Kyle rewarded him with sex…they went to the hospital to get Kyles dick removed again ha funny me and Kyle surprisingly TIED for valedictorian or I'm guessing the school board didn't bother checking decimals and just said we tied so we both watched movies ate ice-cream and cried during the sad parts….we watch the notebook and that one film where tom hanks has aids and we cried and had a blast and Bebe well we protested the rights of gay marriage and in the year 2017 Colorado won its right and we were wedded and we lived happily ever after….oh and kenny and red have a kid his name is mike he's a little weird
THE END
End summery and Note
Wow that was fun this chapter was both the hardest and the funniest "ha that's what she said" not because of the sex it's because I felt like I was experiencing the love between Bebe and Wendy I know it's probably not a shock when I tell you that Wendy and Kyle are my 2 favorite characters in south park that's why I made them the focus in the story "well mainly Wendy duh but Kyle was the 2nd most important" I hate cartman cause he annoys me and I WISH STAN WOULD KISS WENDY ALREADY but I digress I only made stans and Kyle gay cause I like style fic I read a few of them in the past hell they inspired me to write in the first place but I don't want them to be gay hell I want a fanfic where everyone is straight and they all find love and shit but I can't write a good fiction like that cause I have never really experienced love first hand don't get me wrong I have been on plenty of dates but never a full relationship yeah I know "ha ha nerd single freak" yep I am and I am cool with that one day I will find my other half and she will be great but until then I shall write till my hands fall off
Quickie note
A few things I want to address before I stop writing 1 I don't know what a pussy tastes like lol 2 I forgot the film where tom hanks had aids I'm pathetic and 3 I wanted to add the eating disorder but I didn't think of it till half way through the story so yeah "it kind of shows cause last chapter Wendy smoked a blunt but you can make up that she threw it all up"