DISCLAIMER : I DON'T OWN ANYTHING BUT YOSHIKO. I WISHED I DID BUT ALAS IT WAS NEVER MEANT TO BE. SO YEAH SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG TO GET OUT. I ALSO OWN HER NON EXISTENT FAMILY!

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Micky: YOU ARE NOW, take it like a bitch!

Megatron: IM NOT A FEMALE DOG SQUISHY

Micky: Save the dirty talk for the bedroom

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MICKY: HE DONE BROKE HIMSELF AGAIN - ANYHOO ENJOY!

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It is always fun waking up in between to sets of boobs. Sasha and Satsu were hugging me to them. Shoving them off the giant blow up mattress, which sat in the living room. Screams are what woke everybody else up. Dai and Kota came down the old twisty stairs.

"What happen! Who screamed is it Jason?"

I raised a single eyebrow at him.

"Jason?"

"Ha Yeah ya know Jason Vorheese"

I raised both eyes brows.

"Why would he be here? I thought he lived at Camp Crystal Lake"

He blushed before heading back up the stairs clad in a pair of The Grinch boxers. Cupping my hands around my mouth.

"Don't worry Im sure Freddy LOVES you, and Nice boxers!"

He flipped me off from behind, Kota shook his head walking into the kitchen. Sasha smacked my head as she walked to the bathroom. Satsu poked my side before dashing up the stairs.

"Love you both too"

I got up and walked into the kitchen to see Eggs, Bacon, and Hash-browns.

"Oh Kota baby I love so much you!"

It was a joke between to friends.

"And I loves you Mucho too!"

He set a plate in front of Moi, and grabbed on for him. The rest of the band piled in as well. Haruhi sat on my chair, scooting me over. I hugged Haruhi.

"What do you think about waking up at my new House"

"Its loud"

I licked her cheek making her shiver. Sasha laughed at her.

"She did that all the time back in the states. It kinda her way of stating that your super close to her with out dating"

I looked at her across the table cocking my head.

"Wow when did you become so smart?"

"I go to school darling"

I laughed and we cleaned up in the kitchen, Checking my phone. Missed calls from my dad and a text from Tamaki and Hikaru.

Text from: Tamaki-King

To: Yoshi Princess

How is my darling princess Haruhi?

LOVE Tamaki-King

~!~

Texting him back.

Text from Yoshi Princess

To: Crazy King

She is fine We all slept in the same sleeping bags

as the boys in our undies

Love Yosh

'I wish I was there to see his face'

Looking at the text from Hikaru

To: Sexy Toy Yoshi-Baby

Good morning beautiful ;)

Love: Twin Hika-Kun

Smiling as I read what he wrote thinking about the date last night.

I texted him back.

To: Sexy Twin One

Good Morning Baby.

See you sometime later :)

:P

From: Yoshi-Baby

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(Author Note: The text's names are different to each person, Like in Tamaki's phone Yoshi is Yoshi-Princess and his name in Tamaki-King, But to Yoshi he is Crazy King and she is Yoshi-Baby and To her the twins are sexy twin one and two, and Hika is Twin Hika-Kun and Kaoru is Twin Kaoru-Kun see)

Back to the story.

Driving them to the plane is a mega sad thing. I loved having them around it made things all the more interesting.

Hug each person and kissing there cheeks. Was more sad then saying good bye almost, permanently to my dad. When he chose Fake Dive and her spawn of Blair Witch and Satan Cross. But saying good by to my band mates, was like. Chopping of a few good fingers. Sad and leaves you with out a finger.

As they boarded there plane, I squeezed Haruhi till she smacked my forehead.

"Ok Yoshi-Chan lets go to my house, Ne?"

I fallowed her to the limo. She had the driver take us back to my house.

"Hey Haru-Chan I thought we were going to your house?"

She looked at me and smiled.

"Your Car"

Was all she said and I nodded.

"Oh Yeah, You love my baby"

"Yeah, Yeah I do!"

I laughed, at her.

"Haruhi I love you Lots"

"Yeah I know that Who wouldn't"

"Half the school if they found out about your crush on, A certain blonde haired spazz"

She blushed. And looked at me wide eyed.

"I wont say anything. Just letting you know that I know, and if you wanna talk. Im here for you just as you are here for me"

"Wow"

I smiled my 'all knowing Queen of the nation' smile.

"Of course Haru Im da Bomb"

I started laughing. And she joined in. Walking to my Garage where my beauty was parked. We jumped in and Popped in my black Veil bride CD.

And we jammed all the way to her house. Her dad was not home. So we sat around doing our weekend homework. Then started making dinner where Haru's phone went off. She walked over to grab it but it stopped ringing.

She looked at me, when my phone in my butt pocket started ringing. Whipping it out.

"Tamaki"

Was the only thing I said before answering my phone.

"Moshi Moshi"

There was loud yelling, that assaulted my ears.

"Tamaki-Baka Haruhi is fine we are at her house, so quit yelling my ear"

(*blubbering whining and crying*)

"I promise she is not sold to a slave trader in India"

(*WHIMPERING*)

"No she is not selling her body, are you on crack"

(*Wailing*)

"No she did not get shipped off Thailand"

I listened to a few more squawking sounds.

'Did that dumb blonde buy a chicken coop? I soo would not put it past him!"

"Ok she is safe sound and healthy, cooking dinner for when her father returns. Now please shut up and go get a hair cut before your hair turns gray, and falls out from all your freaking out"

He squeaked a final time before I hung up. I looked at Haruhi.

"That will keep him busy for a few days checking each strand for gray. Maybe if he thinks he found one, he will show up to school dressed as a old man?"

Haruhi looked at me and smiled and very wicked and evil smile. I called Sally. She runs a hair salon that I've been going to for years, She came over to the apartment. Dropping of the grey hair dye spray, I would never be mean to make it permanent. We would sneak into his house spraying a section of his hair grey!

After dinner was done her dad came in gushing about the car parked outside.

"Yo mister F! I guess by the sound of you voice, you saw my beauty outside"

"Yes that is a beautiful car, what is it?"

"A Bugatti Veyron"

He was ecstatic about the car, I made Haruhi sit as I served dinner. I had a plan. I was getting Haruhi a Car after I got her to pass her drivers test. I've had my eye on this motorcycle for awhile now and I wanted to get it. Either that or a CUTE Camero, preferably a yellow one with racing stipes. I shall now and forever call him BumbleBee II yup I've watched Transformers way to many times.

After dinner her father retired for the evening. We walked out the door to my car. During the drive I pitched my sale to her.

"Haruhi, I have a surprise for you"

"OOHH what IS IT!"

"Get your licence and I will give it to you, trust me you will LOVE IT!"

He face scrunched.

"Is it a puppy, cuz I don't want a dog, too much trouble. It would be like taking Tamaki home and putting him in crate"

I laughed at the image that came into my brain, that would be the greatest thing would have ever seen. She joined in I parked down the block from his Grandmother Giant Mansion. I walked to the front gate greeting the gaurd. He let us in instantly, as we were friends of the owners. I saw the maids guided us into his hall. We saw him asleep at his desk, Drooling over his homework.

"ICKY, and I wondered why his papers are always wrinkly"

Haruhi tried to stifle her giggles. Her sweet sounds made Tamaki shift position and started talking in his dreams. I grabbed a lock of his hair quickly spraying the golden locks grey. And rushing out of the room and walking out the front. The guard stopped us.

"You weren't in there very long, ladies"

"Yes unfortunately he was asleep already, we decided to allow him as much rest as possible. We went home laughing, I stayed with Haruhi that night. I could not wait to see what was going to come of Sunday!