The next morning, Ness and Ninten were the first ones to get up. Claus and Lucas however were still in the older brothers room. Doing what, the two psychics had no idea considering it's past 10 o'clock.
They were both sitting at the kitchen table and they were STARVING.
Ninten groaned. "Oh My God what's taking them so long?"
"I don't know," Ness answered. "But if this keeps up, then I'm pretty sure we'll die of starvation."
"Wait…. don't you know how to cook?"
"Only if you're tired of living. Besides, usually one of the twins gets up early and cooks something delicious. I'd rather wait than be on the news for killing you or worse, myself."
Ninten groaned again. He honestly didn't care if it would kill him right now. He just needs to eat something. Even a brick would do at this point.
20 minutes later, Ness and Ninten were still downstairs with no twins in sight. To try and take his mind off of having no food, Ninten had already eaten ice, sugar, and yes, even tried a brick. And now Ness was getting upset.
"Okay, now this is ridiculous. I'm going to wake them both up."
"But Ness, isn't Lucas stupid today?"
"Right. Maybe Claus needs help with him. Let's go help him."
With that being said, they went back upstairs to go see what was taking them both so long.
Meanwhile, Claus was upstairs with Lucas, who was at this point, retarded. They were up since 7, training Lucas into at least knowing some of the basic smart things about himself.
"Alright. Let's try this again. Your name is pronounced as.."
"Lucas!,"Lucas said as he raised his hands in achievement.
Claus signed. "Finally! After 2 hours we..."
They both heard a knocking.
"Oh my god! Claus, my brains trying to get out of my head. It wants me to open up before it decides to attack me!"
"Lucas calm down. It was only the door." Claus then yelled. "It's open."
Ness and Ninten walked and quickly realized while there was absolutely no chance that Claus was making breakfast. They saw both twins with their hair undone, but in their basic clothing, with the exception that they both had on name tags. Claus looked a little irritated, while Lucas looked like he was staring into deep space.
"Hey Lucas, please tell me you know these guys names."
"Yep." He pointed at one of them. "Your Ness, and the other guy is Nintendo."
"Close enough," Ninten said.
"Um Claus, could we speak to you real quick?"
"Sure but Ninten has to stay here. I can't trust him to be by himself."
"Fine," Ninten said as he walked towards Lucas and Claus towards Ness as they went into the hallway.
"Claus are you sure Lucas just doesn't have memory loss and isn't stupid?"
"I thought the same thing this morning, but all the other times he remembered me. I guess each year he has a different level of stupidity. Today he just woke up and forgot his name and when he took a look around, he thought I was Anakin Skywalker."
"Yeah, by the way, maybe you should throw away your masked man stuff. It makes your room look like it belongs to a manic. And what are the nametags for?"
"So he can remember my name."
"And his nametag?"
"So he could remember his own name."
"Wow. It's that bad?"
"Yep. And It's probably worse than we think."
"Alright one last question. If he's as stupid as we think he his, then why did you leave him with Ninten?"
Claus gasped, never thinking about that. He opened the door and saw his room in SHREDS. His drawer was cut in half as well as all of his clothes. His sheets were reduced to scraps and his mattress wasn't given any mercy either. Lastly, there was Ninten and Lucas, whose clothes were all torn apart into rags and the blond one was holding his light sword.
"Hey look Anakin. I'm Lucas Skywalker!"
Ness and Claus facepalmed.
"We weren't even gone for 2 minutes and you destroyed my room?"
"No," Ninten said. "He did. I just watched him do it."
Claus was pissed. "What the fuck Ninten? Why didn't you stop him?"
"Because, it feels great to place blame on someone else and be right for once."
Lucas was confused. "Wait whose Blame and why is Nintendus trying to put him on me?"
"It's Ninten, and…..well….. I don't know how to respond."
"Didn't that count as a response?"
Claus and Ness both couldn't help but laugh uncontrollably.
"Wow, even when stupid, Lucas is still smarter than Ninten."
Ness, Claus and Ninten went down the stairs getting ready for breakfast (brunch now), but Lucas stared at the steps cluelessly.
"Lucas get down here," Ninten said.
Lucas stared at him like a deer in headlights, but looked at his nametag and realized he's still Lucas. "How?"
"Just use the stairs!," Claus yelled.
"Um… I'm pretty sure that you mean glasses, but I'm sure they're for seeing. That's not gonna help me get down there."
Ness burst into laughs again. He couldn't help himself.
"And you said he's smarter than me."
"I guess you are both equal levels of retarded", Claus suggested.
Ness cleared his throat to try to stop laughing, but it only made him laugh harder.
Ninten then had an idea. "Claus, where's the flashlight ?"
"Ninten, for the last time, no one is dumb enough to be scared of….", Claus stopped to think for a minute and realized it could be possible Lucas is that stupid. "Even if it does work, it's on top of the fridge."
"Are you kidding me?!" Ninten knew this plan was out of the question. Since the fridge is so tall, it takes them all to stack on each other to almost reach the top of the fridge. But since Ness is still cracking up on the floor and Lucas can't even come down the steps let alone know what to do with it, the flashlight was futile at this moment.
"But you can use your camera phone."
"Right." Ninten took out his phone and took a few minutes to get out his flashlight. He then turned off the lights and shown the remaining one at Lucas. "Hey Lucas look behind you!"
Lucas turned around and seen the most creepiest thing, which was his own shadow… Which to him was pretty terrifying.
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH," He screamed and stepped back, causing him to trip and tumble all the way down the stairs and land face first, knocking him out.
Claus was actually at a loss for words.
"Honestly", Ninten began, "I didn't even think that would work. But at least he's down the steps.. right?
Ness was actually on his way to stop laughing, but after witnessing Lucas being scared of his own shadow, sent tears of laughter in his eyes. He was literally crying now at the sight of Lucas' stupidity.
Claus however had made a conclusion: He was officially surrounded by morons for the next 13 and a half hours, and they haven't even eaten yet.
This was going to be a long day.