Why I like you Khan.

Special Guest appearance by Capt. Harry Mudd, sitting in for Khan who hasn't returned yet with Dr. Carol Marcus. Harry, Nero and Scotty are sitting on one side of Kirk, everyone else on the other. Carol, looking every so happily disheveled shows up and sits by Scotty.

Scotty: Finish powdering your nose, love?

Carol (breathlessly): uh…for the moment

Harry (kisses her hand): enchante damoselle.

Scotty: Harry, Carol. Carol, Harry.

Admiral Marcus: Carol, don't tell me…!

Carol: Ok, I won't.

Kirk: (stunned but finding her really hot in a "I just got fucked" way) Well I like …uh…Khan's ability to bring the dead back to life.

Spock: I like his ability to single handedly take out a Klingon battalion.

Uhura: I love his assortment of coats. Stylish in a very masculine way. And his voice is so….so….sexy.

Spock: Sexy?

Uhura: His voice is….not saying he is. I mean who could possible find him sexier than you?

Bones: I like the fact that when we put up a piece of cheap Plexiglas to keep him in his cell, he didn't tear it down and kill all of us.

Chekov: I like the fact he doesn't keep pets. Just saying….mad men should not keep pets.

Sulu: I like the fact he missed the Enterprise when he got his hard on for Starfleet. (Carol makes a whimpering sound)

Adm. Marcus: Carol! I forbid you to make that noise.

Pike: I like the fact he doesn't need a computer to shoot the shit out of everyone.

Kirk: I've been practicing.

Adm. Marcus: I like the fact that one day I am going to kill him, and there won't be a sequel.

Nero: I like the fact he took out a Klingon battalion all by himself. And he's fucking the admiral's daughter.

Harry Mudd: I like Khan's extensive history of 20th century arms deals. And if Khan doesn't come back, I will gladly step into his shoes.

Scotty (to Harry): Seriously? You think you can do this? (looks at Carol)

Harry Mudd: I will do my best.

Scotty: You really are delusional. I like Khan when he took out the crew of the Vengeance. Sorry about that sneak attack, but it was this ravin mad bastard who told me to do it.

Carol: baby oil.

Scotty: What was that, love?

Carol: Khan, baby oil. It's true…..everything. (she jumps up and runs away)

Uhura: I'll go get her! (runs after her)

Pike: You want to bet we lose both of them?

Kirk: Carol?