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"So you say you are not from this world?" Kurenai's nose scrunched up, her red eyes skeptical.

Suki crossed her arms, her cheeks puffing up. "I'll say it again, I'm from Canada!" Kakashi was sitting in the corner, watching them carefully.

Then there was Gai. "I BELIEVE YOU CHILD OF YOUTH!" He pounded on the bottom of her bed, tears streaming out of his eyes. "SUCH A SAD FATE!" He looked up to her, making her flinch. "We will take care of you!" She blinked as Kurenai placed tight black clothing on her lap. Oh hell no, she was not wearing such- The lady smiled gently at her, as if encouraging her. Well. Hell. Now she had to put them on.

"Kurenai, when we get back to the village I believe we should visit Yamanaka-san to validate Suki-san's information." Kurenai's face darkened, but she nodded.

Who was that? By the way Kurenai's face darkened, he must have been her ex-lover or something.

She huffed. She was in some big trouble. Gently her fingers reached up and prodded her neck. It hurt. A lot. A little while ago the pain killers wore off, letting her know she really had to be more careful. It wasn't her fault the bird hit her! Stupid bird was stupider then the time she tried to eat raw fish, thinking it would be like sushi. She was sick for a week after.

Sure, she thought it was some drug that was making her see this, but it was reality. She tackled Kakashi earlier, later she found out it reopened the wound in her neck. She thought nothing of it, that was until the pain started.

It was real. In drugs and dreams, there is no such thing as pain.

Pain was part of life, it was what kept the dreams fake.

But this was no dream. She sighed.

She always managed to get herself in such horrible situations. But she would do what she does best. She would handle it, endure it, and conquer it. She didn't have a place here, so she would have to make one.

Until she could return.

"I'll come with you…" She looked to them, her eyes serious. "I have one request." Gai was first to yell yes, Kurenai nodded after. Kakashi didn't say anything, but she knew he was listening.

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They were ninja. GOD DAMN NINJA.

LITTERAL JUMP TWENTY FEET INTO A TREE NINJA. Kurenai and Kakashi were now up there, staring at them. As if bored, Kakashi brought out a book. Her eyes narrowed at him. They pretended it was nothing, like jumping twenty damn feet was an easy task.

She stared at the trunk. Worth a try, she decided as she ran at the tree. Maybe she would be able to at least-

SMACK.

"YOUTHFUL CHILD! It is impossible for anyone but Shinobi to jump so high!" He attempted to tackle her, but she quickly scooted out of the way. Gai smacked into the tree head first, his face flattening. She stared at him as blood trickled down the trunk.

She shrugged. He was sturdy, he would be fine.

Goal; climb the tree.

She clung to it, her arms and legs wrapped around it. It was such a huge tree! She climbed many trees before, but nothing so big. She tried to shimmy up it. She made it up a good four feet, her eyes were on Kakashi, who was still nose first in his book.

She would make it.

BAM!

Then she fell, her butt hitting the ground.

"Youthful child!" Gai popped up, making her squeak. Blood dripped down his face from his forehead and nose, but it didn't seem to faze him. "I will carry you to our destination, child of youthfulness!" She stared at him. Did she say yes? Say no?

Yes. She would say yes, as long as she got into that damned tree, "As long as you let me bind your forehead." She didn't want to get bloody because of him. Suddenly tears began running down his face, his eyes sparkling.

Oh god. What did she get herself in to?

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They were going faster than any vehicle she was ever in. And she was in some fast cars.

This wind wiped around her hair, making her giggle. It was an amazing feeling, better than anything she ever felt before. And she had syrup sticks before. This bested that by twenty! She would HAVE to get someone to teach her this trick. Then she'd go jumping tree to tree like them!

Yeah, no. It was all a lie. She was scared of heights. The whole time she clung to Gai's back begging Kami to keep her from falling.

Being as accident prone as her, anything above five feet could prove fatal.

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Before she knew it, they were there. Where was there?

Two big ass friggin gates! They were even taller than the trees and circled alllllll the way around. By the looks of it there was only one entrance, which was where they were heading.

I guess this was a good time to mention she was now on the horrible Kakashi's back. Gai pleaded to carry her, but Kakashi insisted he carry her to the Yamkaka guy. The other two were to report to the Hokage, she assumed he was some type of ruler.

"You do know your request is not going to be considered until you are deemed harmless, right?" She huffed, pouting as Kakashi jumped from house to house. To be honest, she was actually beginning to enjoy jumping around like this. Imagine how much gas money it would save? Seriously, he could start a business. Ninja jumping express. See? She already had a name made!

"The only danger I am is to the birds, jumping around like this is really danger-" Now being subjected to her luck, Kakashi got a bird into the face. He yelped, dropping her onto the slippery tiles of the house they were on. She screamed and tried to clutch to the tiles, but she slid down rapidly.

Now she was going to have butt slivers. And possibly die by falling.

At least she would get to say she got to use the Ninja Jumping Express before she died.

Fssss~ Now she was falling. Death by falling. Hopefully she didn't take out anyone below her.

A black block shot down from a house, making her yelp. Strong arms wrapped around her, making her squeak. The blob person hit the side of a house a jumped up towards the roof. Danm it! Why do ninja always go up? She was obviously falling! You don't take a falling person back where they fell from!

She looked to the person, only to blink. The person was wearing a weird mask. Ninja Cosplay? Must be.

The mask man landed by Kakashi, who was bleeding from his cheek.

A light chuckle came from the mask person.

"To be taken out by a bird…" The person's voice made her blink. He sounded like a boy around her age. Was he a ninja? They had ninja that young?

Good god. This was a messed up place.

Gently the boy put her down, making sure she wasn't going to fall to her death again. Well, at least he was nice. Unlike Kakashi. Kakashi probably wished she fell and died.

Jerk.

"Thank you very much." She curtsied, being polite as possible. Kakashi sneered, making her shoot a glare at him.

Defiantly a jerk.

"It was nothing. Our Jonin should be much more capable." She blinked. Jonin? The hell was that? She shrugged it off, not wanting to seem stupid in front of him.

"I must be taking the girl now, Thank you for your assistance." Kakashi scooped her up, making her yelp. Damn, she needed to work on that.

And off they went, no more pleasantries exchanged.

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Zeelee-Vallen: Wow… So many people reading it already O: I hope I live up to your standards! Thank you for reading! Wanna know what her request was? You'll find out next chapter :D Possibly.

Any guessed as to who the Anbu is? Mwahaha.