Rogueport (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)
"Thanks for saving my butt over there." The Goomba Girl said as they were in the center of Rogueport. "Ah, no problem." Sora said with a smile.
"I have a question though, who are you guys?"The girl asked. "My name's Mario." Mario said. "I'm Sora, and these two knuckleheads behind me are Donald and Goofy." "WHO ARE YOU CALLING A KNUCKLEHEAD?!" Donald yelled at him. "Gee Sora, you know me too well." Goofy said as Donald rolled his eyes.
"W-wait a minute, did you guys just say Mario and Sora?" She asked. "Yeah, why?" Sora asked. Suddenly, the girl screamed like a fan girl, which hurt their ears. "Mama mia, and I thought Peach was loud..." Mario muttered.
"I LOVE YOU GUYS! YOU TWO ARE EXTREMELY FAMOUS!" "Um, I never heard of Mario." Sora said. "And I never heard of this...Sora, Dopey and Goofy." Mario said. "DOPEY? Why I oughta..." Donald said, shaking his fist angrily at him. "Sorry..." Mario said, rubbing his head.
"So, who are you exactly and why was that Crump dude chasing you?" Sora asked. "Oh, I'm sorry...what was I thinking?" She muttered while blushing in embarrassment. "My name's Goombella and that Crump fella was harassing me because he thought I had this map and a Crystal Star." She explained. "A Crystal what now?" Sora asked. "I never heard of a Crystal Star...but I do have this map." Mario said as he showed it to Goombella.
"Holy crap! That's the map that guy was looking for!" Goombella exclaimed. "What's so special about this map?" Sora asked. "Are you out of your mind?! Dude, this map locates all of the Crystal Stars that are located!" Goombella exclaimed. "Ah."
"I say, if it isn't Master Mario!" someone exclaimed as they turned to see Toadsworth walking up to them. "And friends, who are you?" He asked. "I'm Sora, and this is Donald and Goofy." Sora said. "You don't have to introduce us all the time you know." Donald said. "Sorry, habit." Sora said. "He's just being polite, Donald." Goofy smiled. "Yeah yeah." Donald muttered.
"So do you know where the princess is, Toadsworth?" Mario asked. "I was just about to ask you the same thing! You know how headstrong that girl is. Always determined, wants to go on an adventure, it worries me. I turn my back for ONE second, and as soon as I turn around with snow cones, she up and vanishes." Toadsworth said. Sora looked up from Toadsworth to see two Pianta's randomly punching the life out of two other guys. "What the heck...?" Sora wondered. "WE WON'T FORGET THIS, YOU PUNKS!" One of them exclaimed as they ran off, as Sora just shrugged.
"I don't know where Peach is at, I just got here." Mario said. "Oh...never mind then. What about you, Master Sora?" Toadsworth asked. "I just came to visit a friend named Kairi when I bumped these two." Sora said. "Ah." Toadsworth said. "Well if you find your friends, just come find me, I'll be at the inn, so come on Inn when you find them!" Toadsworth said as he walked off to the Inn while chuckling to himself. "Come on Inn, that's a good one." He chuckled.
"Wait wait wait... Peach and Kairi, as in the Princess of the Mushroom Kingdom AND the Princess of Heart? THIS IS SO FREAKING COOL!" Goombella exclaimed and then looked at them. "That settles it then, I'm coming with you." She said. "Okay then..." Sora said. "First we gotta find Professor Frankly...if I can just remember where he lives." Goombella muttered as they all started to walk around.
Goofy turned his head to see some lady on the ground and crawling. "Hmm..." He wondered and walked over to her.
Laughter and Merriment (Kingdom Hearts II)
"Where is that blasted thing?" The woman asked. "What are you looking for?" Goofy asked. "I'm looking for my contact lens, but I can't find the blasted thing." "Well let me help you find it!" Goofy said as he got down to the ground. "Thank you dear, you are too kind." She smiled.
"Goofy! What are you doing?" Donald asked as he walked over to him as Sora, Goombella and Mario weren't paying attention as they were busy talking to each other. "Trying to find a contact lens for this woman over here." Goofy said.
"Oh for crying out loud, Goofy. How can anyone lose a contact lens?" Donald asked as he stepped forward and something squished beneath his feet. "What was that noise?" The woman asked worriedly. Donald lifted his foot to see a squished contact lens on the ground. "Found it!" Goofy exclaimed as Donald glared at him.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!" The woman exclaimed, grabbing the trio's attention. "What's Zess T. screaming about now?" Goombella wondered as Mario and Sora looked at her. "What? I know people." Goombella said.
Zess T was absolutely furious as she walked straight up to Donald and glared at him. "YOU SQUISHED MY CONTACT LENS!" "It was an accident, I swear!" Donald exclaimed. "Oh, I am so mad right now, I WANT TO COOK YOU INTO DUCK STEW! But I can't see without my contacts, SO YOU WILL HAVE TO PAY FOR THE CONTACTS, YOU CLUMSY DUCK!" "What's going on here?" Mario asked.
"That duck friend of yours squished my contact lens!" "It was an accident." Donald explained as Sora and Mario nodded in understanding. "You know what? I'm just going to stand RIGHT in front of the entrance of West Rogueport until I get a new contact lens!" Zess T angrily said. "Wow..." Sora said. "She's sometimes like this." Goombella muttered as Mario went into the shop and ordered a new contact lens. "Sorry, it's gonna take a while until we ship it over here." "Alright then." Mario said as he walked out. "Well?" Sora asked. "It's gonna be a while." Mario replied as Sora sighed. "Oh boy..."
"Well never mind about that, let's go find Professor Frankly." Goombella suggested as they nodded and walked away. "Let's see, if I was Professor Frankly, where would I be?" She wondered and looked at a building. "If I remember correctly...it's this building." She said as she opened the door.
Professor Frankly (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)
"Hello, Professor Frankly!" Goombella exclaimed as they all walked in. "Hmm? Who's there?" Frankly asked as he took a good look at Goombella. "Let's see...you look familiar...now don't tell me, I think I can figure you out." He said. "Let's see...it's not Goombrielle, it's not Goombreella...hmm...I think I got it...it's... AHA! Goombella!" Frankly exclaimed. "Yep, that's me...although it took ya long enough." Goombella said. "My mistake, it's been a while since I've seen you." He said as he then took a look at Mario and Sora. "And these two are..."
Mario and Sora looked at each and smiled as they did their signature pose at Frankly. "...WHO?" Frankly asked causing Sora and Mario to fall. "It's Mario and Sora, the most famous people on earth!" Goombella told him. "Oh right, gotcha. My mistake." Frankly said as the two got up.
"So what can I do for you?" He asked. "We're trying to find a Crystal Star, but we're not having any luck." Goombella said. "We?" Sora asked. "Hmm, unless you have the legendary map, I can't help you." Frankly said. "We do have it!" Goombella told him. "Come again?" Frankly asked. "Mario has it." "Wh-WHAT?! C-can I see it, my boy?" Frankly asked. "Sure, I guess." Mario said as he gave it to Frankly. "My eyes don't deceive me! This is the legendary treasure map! Where did you find this, my boy?" "It was in a letter that was sent by Peach." Mario explained. "Peach? As in...the Princess of Hyrule?" "No no no, that's Zelda, Peach is the Princess of the Mushroom Kingdom." Mario explained.
"Whoops, well in my defense, Hyrule is close to the Mushroom Kingdom, so I can see how I can get them confused." Frankly said. "Yeah, but... Hyrule is like fifty miles away from the Mushroom Kingdom." Mario explained. "Good point, but how did Peach find this?" "I dunno, I think she found it while walking around Rogueport." "Hmm, I wonder if Kairi met her." Sora said. "Kairi?! THE PRINCESS OF HEART?! SHE WAS HERE TOO?!" Frankly exclaimed. "Yeah." Sora said.
"Well that settles it then, we are going to the door!" Frankly exclaimed. "The door?" Mario, Sora, Goofy and Donald asked simultaneously. "Yes, the door. It's most likely the princesses probably heard of the door and went over to take a look at it." Frankly said. "Ah, good thinking." Sora said. "But where is this...door?" Mario asked. "Excellent question, Mario!" Frankly smiled as he walked over to the door. "I'll show you the way, you coming Goombella?" "Yeah, I told them I was sticking to them after they saved me." She said. "Very well then!" Frankly smiled.
They all walked out of the building as Frankly ran over and opened up a gate. "This leads to the door!" "A pipe?" Sora asked. "You sure are full of questions, just get in." Frankly said as Sora looked at Donald and Goofy as they shrugged. "Let's-a go!" Mario exclaimed as he hopped into the warp pipe, as Frankly and Goombella did the same. "Well, let's go." Sora said as Donald and Goofy nodded and they jumped in the pipe.
Frankly's bad at guessing...