To Nicole Peach: How funny how you got the game like a week ago and the timing of this fic is just perfect.
Rogueport Sewers (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)
Mario came out of the Warp Pipe and looked around. "Huh, is this the sewers or something?" Mario wondered. "It is." Frankly replied. "Ah."
Suddenly, the trio heard screaming as they turned to see Sora shoot out of the Warp Pipe and slam into the wall. "I'm okay..." He said, and then Donald flew out and slammed into Sora, followed by Goofy who slammed into Donald, as the three winced in pain.
"Oh, that's gotta hurt." Goombella said as the three got up, rubbing their heads in pain. "Well that went well." Sora muttered.
"So where are we?" Donald asked. "Rogueport Sewers." Frankly explained. "We're in the sewers? Ugh, it smells more horrible than Rogueport itself." Sora muttered as they started to walk.
"Heeeeey good looking!" said a voice. "Who just said that?" Goombella asked. "I think those three did." Donald said as he pointed to three Goombas. "A Goomba, Paragoomba and a Spiky Goomba. Wow, the whole Goomba family tree." Frankly said.
Laughter and Merriment (Kingdom Hearts II)
"How about you come hang out with us instead of hanging out with those losers?" The Paragoomba asked. "Excuse me?" Mario asked.
"Um, I appreciate the offer... but I rather hang out with these guys." Goombella said. "Oh, shot down!" Spiky Goomba exclaimed. "You'd rather hang out with two humans, an old coot, a dog and a weird duck?" Goomba asked. "HEY! WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY WEIRD?!" Donald yelled angrily.
"You think you can just get away with this? I don't think so. Get 'em boys!" Goomba ordered. "You're kidding, right?" Sora asked as Mario took out his hammer. "I guess we have no choice." Mario said while Sora took out his Ultima.
Rowdy Rumble (Kingdom Hearts II)
The Goomba ran over to Sora and headbonked him, but Sora used Aeroga, blasting him back to the Paragoomba.
The Spiky Goomba ran over to Mario and attempted to headbonk him with his spike, but Mario swung his hammer, sending him back and colliding into the Paragoomba. "What is it, Everyone Gets Sent to me day?" Paragoomba asked.
Goombella ran over to the Goomba and headbonked him. "OW!" The Goomba yelled as Donald ran right to him and used Firaga on him. "OW OW OW OW! IT BURNS!" He yelled. "That's what you get for calling me weird."
Goofy used Goofy Tornado on the Paragoomba, but the Paragoomba flew up to avoid it. "Ha! Bet you can't reach me up here!" He smirked, but Sora used Thundaga on him. "YOOOOOOOOW!" He yelled as he crashed to the ground.
Mario jumped up and aimed at the Goomba. "TAKE THIS!" Suddenly, the Spiky Goomba got in front of the Goomba and smirked. "Have a taste of my spike instead!" He smirked, but Mario took out his hammer and slammed it on the Spiky Goomba. "Meep..." Goomba said as he was the only who wasn't knocked out.
"We got one left." Donald said as they walked towards him. "I SURRENDER!" He yelled as he tried to run off, but Donald used Blizzaga on him, causing him to be frozen solid. "Nice one." Sora said as Donald smiled in satisfaction.
Rogueport Sewers
"Let's see...if I remember correctly, the pipe that leads to the door...is this way!" Frankly said as they got on the moving platform as they all jumped in the Warp Pipe.
"So Goombella, I have a question." Sora said once they got out of the pipe. "What is it?" Goombella asked.
"How is it that you know me? I can understand Mario, but...i'm just curious." Sora asked. "Well you see, I was in the library one time when I came across a certain book. It said that a boy named Sora rescued all the worlds from darkness with his Keyblade and destroyed Ansem, the Seeker of Darkness. I was so fascinated by this, I always dreamed of meeting you, and now, I have!" Goombella explained while smiling.
"Hmm, I wonder who wrote that book." Goofy wondered. "Someone named Ansem the Wise." Goombella said. "Huh, I didn't know he was a writer." Sora said. "Well now we know." Donald said as they went down another Warp Pipe.
"That is the biggest block I have ever seen in my life." Mario said as he looked at it. "Huh, I wonder if we can climb on top of it." Sora said as he walked up to it and jumped, but it was no good. "Donald, Goofy, think you can give me a boost?" Sora asked. "Sure." Goofy said as the two walked up to him.
"Hello, what's this?" Mario asked as he looked up to see a black key. "A black key. Never seen that before." He said as he jumped up and took the Black Key. "Might as well save this for later." He said as he jumped back down, only to find stairs. "Wonder where those lead." He wondered.
"Come on, almost there..." Sora said as he tried to get to the top, but once he did, he instantly fell to the ground, crushing Goofy and Donald. "So close..." Sora muttered. "Can you get off?" Donald asked. "Sorry." Sora said as he got off of Donald and Goofy.
Mario noticed a Black Chest as soon as he got to the top and looked at the key. "Huh." He then walked to the chest and looked at it.
"Hey! Do I hear someone?" asked someone in the chest. "Whoa!" Mario exclaimed as he pulled out his hammer in defense. "Take it easy, I'm just wondering if it was someone I heard." The chest said as Mario raised an eyebrow. "So someone is in that chest?" Mario asked. "Yes, I am! I was looking around when I stumbled upon this chest, as soon as I open it and try to see what's inside this darn thing, I fall it and it shuts on me. Do you have a key?"
"Yeah, I do." Mario said as he walked forward to it. "I dunno, Mario...something seems off about this chest." Frankly said. "Hey man, I'm all cool! No need to be suspicious!" It said.
"What's going on?" Sora asked as he walked in with Donald and Goofy. "Oh Mario's going to open a chest." Goombella said as Mario took out the key. "I have a bad feeling about this chest." Goofy said as Mario unlocked the chest.
"HAHAHAHAHA! I'M FREE! YOU FOOLS!" It said as darkness spread out and only got to Mario. "MARIO!" Sora yelled as he took out his Ultima.
Curse of the Black Box (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)
"BOY ARE YOU STUPID! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID IT! HAHAHAHA! OH I AM SO GOOD AT LYING!" "Why you..." Mario muttered.
Suddenly, Mario started glowing and then stopped glowing as he looked at the evil face. "I cursed you! You can now turn into a paper airplane!" "But I'm not made out of paper." Mario said. "DON'T QUESTION THE LOGIC HERE, YOU IDIOT! JUST GO WITH IT!" The being snapped causing Mario to sweatdrop.
"Well that's all there is to it, later loser!" He said as the darkness disappeared from the room.
Rogueport Sewers
"Well that happened." Goombella said as Sora, Donald and Goofy put their weapons away. "So what happened?" Sora asked. "I...don't know." Mario said while shrugging.
They all walked out of the room as they looked at a paper airplane panel just sticking out. "I wonder." Mario said as he walked over to it.
As soon as he stepped on it, he turned into a Paper Airplane! "WHOA!" Sora yelled. "What just happened?" Goombella asked as Mario crashed right into the wall, turning back to normal. "Mama mia..." Mario muttered.
Sora jumped up and then glided his way over to where Mario was. "Hang on tight." Goofy said as he picked up Frankly and Goombella as he glided his way too while Donald followed him.
"You okay, dude?" Sora asked. "Yeah...i'm fine." Mario muttered as he got up and shook his head. "That was strange, though." Frankly said as they continued their way.
"There it is, fellas. The Door." Frankly said. "Whoa, so cool seeing it in person!" Goombella exclaimed.
The Thousand Year Door (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)
"Bet you boys didn't know this, but this door is called the Thousand Year Door." Frankly explained. "WHAT?!" The four yelled. "Dang, that's an old door!" Sora exclaimed. "No kidding." Mario said as they all continued to walk to the pedestal in front of the door.
"I wonder..." Mario said as he got on the pedestal while taking out the map. "What are you trying to do?" Sora asked. "I dunno, I just have this feeling I should do this." Mario said.
Suddenly, lights lit up around the pedestal as it circled around it. "Whoa, that's cool." Sora said.
Mario held up the map as the map started to glow brightly, blinding Mario for a few seconds as the map stopped glowing and Mario lowered it to take a look as it.
Sora and the others jumped on the pedestal to take a look at the map, as a castle popped up on the map. "Huh, I wonder where that is." Mario wondered.