To Nicole Peach: He was old and really deaf. :P

Petal Meadows (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)

"Is it me, or did it get a little dark?" Donald wondered as they walked forward. "Maybe." Sora said as Mario caught up with them.

"I wonder why it's so dark." Goofy wondered. "I think I have a good reason." Goombella said as she looked at a huge building in front of them. "It's either that or it's just the trees." She said.

"Well, let's head in." Sora said as he walked in as the others followed him.

Laughter and Merriment (Kingdom Hearts II)

"Gee fellers, I think we need to find some way to unlock this, because we're not going anywhere." Goofy said. "Gee, thank you captain obvious." Donald muttered while rolling his eyes.

"Something about these pillars is rubbing me the wrong way." Goombella said as she brought out her book. "Let's see, what are they called..." She wondered.

Donald looked at the metal bars and randomly poked them. "Is there some sort of button in here?" "I doubt it." Mario said as Sora was walking around.

"Well, I guess we'll have to figure out some way to get through here." Sora said as he leaned on one of the pillars. "But how will we do that?" He wondered.

Suddenly, the whole building shook catching them all off-guard. "What the heck?!" Mario exclaimed. Suddenly, the two rock monsters on top of the pillars jumped off the pillars and looked at them.

Tension Rising (Kingdom Hearts II)

"Aha! These little rock monsters are called Bald Clefts!" Goombella exclaimed. "Put that book away, we got trouble!" Donald exclaimed. "What are you talking about?" Goombella asked as she looked up from her book, only to get rammed by one of the Bald Clefts.

"Hey!" Sora exclaimed as he used Magnega on the Bald Cleft and slashed him, but it didn't faze the Bald Cleft. It just basically jumped and slammed on Sora's foot. "YOW!" He yelled as he jumped on one foot while holding the other in pain.

"THUNDER!" Donald yelled, but the Thundaga didn't faze the other Bald Cleft as it rolled its eyes and slammed into Donald's chest.

Mario ran over to a Bald Cleft and slammed his hammer on it, but the hammer just basically broke in half after it met the Bald Cleft. "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!" Mario yelled as the Bald Cleft rammed into his chest.

"That's it..." Sora said as he used Graviga on the two Bald Clefts which turned them upside down and then used Strike Raid to finish them off.

Petal Meadows

"My hammer..." Mario said as anime tears ran down his eyes from his hammer. "Hmm, I wonder." Sora said as he put the two pieces together and used Blizzaga on it, which froze the cracks as it was back to normal. "Now don't overuse it too much." He said as Mario smiled and gave him a thumbs up.

Sora then used Curaga on Donald, Goombella and himself and then put his Keyblade away.

"How come you didn't fight?" Donald asked Goofy. "I was reading about those Bald Cleft fellers in Goombella's book." Goofy replied as they walked outside, only to be attacked by random Paragoombas and Koopas.

"I got it." Sora said as he used Thundaga, shocking them all. "Why couldn't my shell be electric proof?" The Koopa muttered as they walked into another building.

"Oh, this again." Sora said as they looked at the pillars and the locked door again. "I wonder what those things are." Donald said as he pointed to some spiked circular rocked shaped things. "Let me check it out." Goombella said as she took a look in her book.

"According to my Tattle Log, they are Bristles." She read aloud as she kept reading on while Donald just had to touch the pillar. "Doesn't that trigger them to move?" Mario wondered as the Bristles jumped off the pillars.

Tension Rising

"I'll take that as a yes." Mario said as Sora pulled out his Ultima again as he used Firaga right at them, but it didn't faze them as they rolled over and impaled Sora on the leg. "OW!" Sora yelled as Mario tried to hammer one of them, but one of the Bristles jumped away and stabbed him on the arm. "Ouch!" Mario exclaimed.

"Impervious to fire and if you get close to them, they'll stab ya." Goombella read aloud. "Then how about some freezing magic?" Donald asked as he used Blizzaga, but that didn't do a thing. "THUNDER!" He yelled, but as soon as the lightning hit one of them, the lightning shot back right at Donald. "Huh, so they're lightning rods...and they fire it back. Interesting." Goombella said.

Goofy threw his shield at the Bristles, but their spikes just simply came out and shot the shield back to Goofy as he grabbed it. "That didn't work..." He said.

"Hmm, I wonder." Mario said as dug in his pocket and pulled out a POW Block. "Found this in the bushes before we came in here." He said as he threw the POW Block down.

The Bristles were blown away to the walls and as soon as they made contact, they instantly disappeared while the door unlocked. "Okay, that works." Sora said as he used Curaga on himself, Donald and Mario and then walked out with the others.

Petal Meadows

"Another building?" Sora asked as they looked at the building in front of them. "I hope it's not another battle." Donald muttered as they all walked in, while taking out random Paragoombas and Koopas.

"What the heck is this?" Donald asked as they looked at a random Thwomp. "It's a Thwomp." Mario replied as they walked up it. "I wonder." Mario wondered as he poked it.

"HEY!" The Thwomp yelled which startled all of them. "Called it." Mario said.

"If you think you can just get those stones down there, you'll have to beat me in a quiz!" It said. "Okay...?" Sora said with an eyebrow raised.

"I'll take that questioning "okay" as a yes." The Thwomp said. "LET'S GET PARTY STARTED!" It yelled as the whole room glowed.

When they all opened their eyes, they noticed they were in some random game show. "What the heck?!" Sora exclaimed.

The 65th Super Fun Quirk Quiz (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)

"Alright folks, let's see how well your knowledge is." The Thwomp said. "Get three correct and you'll be rewarded. If you get three wrong, you'll get something terrible. You ready?" "Sure, I guess." Mario said.

"QUESTION ONE. What kind of weapon do you use to defeat Heartless? Is it A: The Master Sword, B: A Bowling Ball, C: A Keyblade or D: Alchemy?" It asked.

"Oh that's easy, a Keyblade." Sora answered. "Correct! That was an easy one, but it'll get harder from here!" The Thwomp exclaimed.

"QUESTION TWO. What was the name of the villain who tried to kill Sonic while they were on an intergalactic quest to gather the Chaos Emeralds? Is it A: Robotic Mastermind, B: Dark Oak, C: Bowser, or D: The Mastermind?" It asked.

"Oh! I remember Sonic telling me this! It's Dark Oak!" Mario exclaimed happily. "HOW CAN YOU GET TWO CORRECT?!" The Thwomp yelled and then smirked. "Alright, time to throw in some hard ones." "Bring it." Sora said.

"QUESTION THREE. What did Donald Duck forget while travelling with you guys? Is it A: His date with Daisy Duck, B: His mind, C: His wand, or D: His ability to control his temper?" "Oh that's easy, he keeps forgetting to control his temper." Sora said.

"WRONG! He forgot to go on a date with Daisy!" The Thwomp chuckled. "Oh no...Daisy is going to kill me!" Donald said.

"QUESTION FOUR. What happened when two certain young boys tried to revive their mother using alchemy? Is it A: A boy lost an arm and a leg, B: The Brother lost his soul to the devil, C: The mother turned into a zombie, D: All of that happened, or E: Their mother revived and didn't turn into a freaky zombie?" "I'll go with E, that sounds pretty nice of those young fellers." Goofy said.

"WRONG! It was D! All of that happened! HAHAHAHA!" The Thwomp yelled. "This is so exciting, folks!" He smiled happily and looked at the two.

"FINAL QUESTION. Who is the youngest person in this guild called Fairy Tail? Is it A: Wendy Marvell, B: Lucy Heartfilia, C: Erza Scarlet, or D: Lisanna Strauss?" "Oh um...I think it's Wendy Marvell." Sora said. "She sounds young to me." "I agree." Goombella said. "Are you SUUUURE that's your final answer?" It asked. "Yes." Sora nodded.

Laughter and Merriment

The Thwomp's eye twitched. "NOOOOOO! HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY GET THAT ONE RIGHT!" He yelled as the whole place started to glow again as the whole place turned back to normal.

"I'll remember THIS, you killjoys." He said as he moved back, revealing a warp pipe.

"Alright, let's go in!" Sora smiled as they all nodded and jumped into the Warp Pipe.

Making your own quiz questions is fun! How's that for some questions? Anime references!