Hooktail Castle (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)
"Okay, if I see ONE more Koopa corpse in this damned castle, I am going to scream." Goombella said as looked at Dull Bones' everywhere and then noticed one getting up and randomly waving at them. "OH COME ON!" She yelled.
"I guess she's not a fan of bones." Koops said. "I'm just saying Hooktail should have a maid in this castle." "A Dragon maid...hmm, interesting." Sora said as he thought of it. "Nah, probably would make things worse." "Unless Hooktail gets a maid that can throw knives or turn into a gorilla sized human form, I'm still going to complain." Goombella muttered.
They walked up the stairs until they noticed a door that was locked. "Well that's just great, now what are we going to do?" Mario asked.
"Uh, you're forgetting about this!" Sora said as he took out his Ultima as he pointed at the lock as it fired a beam at it, but nothing happened, the lock just stayed there. "Huh?" Sora wondered as he then walked to the lock and tried to push his Keyblade in, but it wouldn't fit. "Where's Xion when you need her?" He sighed.
Meanwhile...
Lazy Afternoons (Kingdom Hearts II)
"Wait, so you were kicked out of the Radiant Garden castle with Isa?" Roxas asked. "Yep, I actually forgot what we were going to do." Lea muttered.
Suddenly, Xion sneezed as the boys looked at her. "You okay?" Roxas asked. "Yeah...just a random sneeze." Xion said.
"That reminds me, I've read somewhere online that if you sneeze, someone is talking about you." Lea said. "That's a load of bullcrap. What if it was just allergies?" Roxas asked. "The internet never lies, my friend." Lea smiled as Roxas rolled his eyes. "So does this mean those pictures of Roxas and Lea are...? Nah." Xion thought to herself.
Back with the others...
Hooktail Castle
"Hey! I see a key over there!" Goofy said as he pointed over to a ledge, as a key was laying down right there. "Well, I guess that'll have to do." He said as he used Magnega, pulling the key over to them. "B-but what about these random switche-...oh never mind." Koops muttered as Sora put the key in the lock as the lock broke and fell to the ground. "Well let's go." Sora said as they walked in the next room.
"Okay, this room is interesting...but a little boring." Sora said. "Are you kidding? It's just a room with a random big box that's pointing up." Donald said. "Don't forget the Dull Bones." Goofy said, which earned a glare from Goombella as they walked in the next room.
"More Dull Bones...why am I not surprised?" Goombella muttered as they walked around. "Cells...one with Dull Bones in it and...whatever the hell that is." Sora said.
"I wonder." Koops said as he kicked a switch which opened a cell door. "Hey!" He exclaimed happily, but then it closed a few seconds later. "Hmm...hey Sora, do you have some stop magic?" Koops asked. "Yeah, why?" Sora asked. "I'm just wondering if you can use it on that cell door." Koops said. "Okay." Sora nodded.
Koops punched the switch as the cell door went up and Sora used Stopza on the cell door. A few seconds passed and the cell door didn't slam back into the ground. "Alright, let's go!" Mario exclaimed as they all ran in the next room...and the cell door slammed shut. "Oh great, we're trapped." Donald said, glaring at Koops. "It was a good idea at first." Koops shrugged while blushing in embarrassment.
"Hey! Do I hear voices?" asked a voice as they turned to see...a black chest.
Laughter and Merriment (Kingdom Hearts II)
"Oh am I glad to hear voices again! You gotta help me out. Some JERK put me in this chest for fun and he never came back. So could you go get a key?"
"Forget it." Donald said. "We know what happens. One of your friends back at Rogueport turned Mario into a paper airplane." He explained. "Oh no no no no. I won't do that! I promise! You have my word, I'm crossing my heart!" "Gee Donald, you sure you want to leave him?" Goofy asked. "I'm going to regret this...but okay." Donald muttered. "SWEET! The key is in the other room."
"Well let's go in." Sora said as they walked into the next room. "I'm thinking Donald is going crazy, it was just one chest." Koops said. "And there could be MORE!" Donald exclaimed. "Yep, he's losing it. This chest might be nice." Mario said. "Am I the only one who thinks this is a bad idea?" Donald muttered to himself.
"Hey, why are there holes in the floor?" Goombella wondered as they noticed a chest in the middle of the room. "I have a feeling something is going to happen." Koops said. "You and me both." Donald said as they walked over to the chest.
"You're just being paranoid." Sora said as Mario nodded in agreement. "It's just a little TOO easy." Koops said. "What's the worst possible thing going to happen? Spikes rising from the ground and the ceiling begins to lower?" Goombella asked as Mario opened the chest. "That's what I'm thinking, yes." Koops said as Donald nodded in agreement.
"Here's the key." Mario said as Sora smiled. "Great, now we can go back." Sora said as Mario nodded.
Suddenly, spikes rose from the ground as Goombella looked up. "I'll be honest, I didn't think it would happen." She said.
No Time to Think! (Kingdom Hearts)
"NO TIME! LET'S GO!" Koops yelled as he picked up Goombella and ran off, guiding his way around the spiked maze with the rest following.
"I told you something like this would happen, but you guys didn't believe me!" Donald exclaimed. "In our defense, you're always paranoid." Goofy said as Donald glared at him. "LESS TALKING, MORE RUNNING!" Sora yelled.
Koops opened the door as he let everyone else go in first and then he put down Goombella and closed the door. "I could've ran you know." She said. "You kidding? You run really slow." Koops said. "I do NOT!" "Well you did, how else did you easily got knocked out against the Dull Bones?" "I...uh...i'll get back to you on that." Goombella said as she turned away from Koops.
Mario rolled his eyes and unlocked the chest. "Hahaha! I'm free! FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLS!" He yelled as the darkness trapped Mario again. "I TOLD YOU!" Donald yelled as Koops fainted at the sight of the darkness.
Curse of the Black Box (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)
"I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! YOU FELL FOR IT!" He yelled. "This dialogue sounds familiar..." Mario muttered. "SILENCE FOOL! I SHALL NOW CURSE YOU!" He yelled.
A bright light surrounded Mario as the light disappeared...he was still normal.
"Cursed you! You can now turn paper thin!" "I'm not made out of paper. Paper is 2D while a human like me is 3D." "What's this I hear? Am I hearing the Logic Police? DON'T QUESTION THE LOGIC, YOU FOOL!" He yelled as Mario rolled his eyes.
"Feel free to use it as you please. I'm out! PEACE!" The demon exclaimed as the darkness went away.
Hooktail Castle
"What was that about?" Sora asked. "Something about turning paper thin?" Mario shrugged.
"Hey, is Koops alright? He's still knocked out." Goofy said. "I got this." Sora said as he used Blizzaga on Koops.
"SWEET MOTHER OF ALL KOOPAS!" Koops yelled as he jumped up and shivered. "THAT IS COLD!" He yelled, glaring at Sora. "Well, at least that got you up." He smiled as Koops rolled his eyes as they walked back.
"Great, how are we going to get out?" Goombella wondered as Mario snapped his fingers. "I may have an idea." He said as he walked forward, turned sideways and then turned paper thin. "WHOA!" Koops yelled.
Mario got through and turned back as he walked over to the switch and punched it, as they all walked out while the cell door slammed shut right behind them. "Hmm, maybe that dark demon did do something nice." He said. "D-dark demon?!" Koops exclaimed as he then fainted again but Sora caught him.
Mario then looked at some certain item in the cell as he turned paper thing, took it and then went back. "What does that thing do?" Sora wondered.
"Hmm..." Mario said as he stuck the item on his hammer and then swung it on the ground, as it made a cricket sound. "Whoa, cool." Sora said as Mario took it off. "Maybe we'll save this for later." He said as they nodded and then they walked back into the other room.
New item for Smash 4! Fairy in a bottle! A special item that can heal people over 100% damage! ...I dunno if it heals them fully, but you'll never know...