To Nicole Peach: Indeed. Sarcastic Kairi IS best Kairi!

Meanwhile...at a certain castle in the Mushroom Kingdom...

Bowser's Castle (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)

Bowser walked in his castle as two Koopatrols closed the doors behind him. "The King of Awesomeness has ARRIVED, baby!" Bowser exclaimed with a smile.

Bowser walked over to his throne and then sat on it after looking around. "Alright, what's the status of the Mushroom Kingdom?" He asked.

"Well, the Toads are being busy as always, one Toad is asking Toadette on a date..." A Hammer Bro started. "Isn't Toad and Toadette siblings?" Bowser asked. "That's what we all thought." Hammer Bro said while shrugging. "Alright, continue." Bowser said.

"Toad Town has a new item...a Fairy in a bottle." "Fairy in a bottle? What, did Link come to town or something?" Bowser asked. "No, it was a ninja who arrived with tons of fairies in bottles and the Toad happily accepted them." Hammer Bro replied. "What is Zelda up to...?" Bowser wondered.

"Luigi went somewhere else while he's SUPPOSED to be on a date with Daisy." "I don't care about Green Sta-...he's avoiding Daisy?" "According to a Shy Guy, yes." "I wonder what Daisy did to him." Bowser said then looked at the Hammer Bro. "Now what about Mario?"

"He's...nowhere to be seen. He's probably at Yoshi's Island, went to Delfino, or went to Rosalina's house." Hammer Bro said. "Hmm, probably went to Rosalina, I noticed that boy looking at her cutely one day. I wonder if Peach knows." Bowser said, and then smirked.

"Wait a minute. If Mario isn't around and Green stache is somewhere else...that means that Peach is wide open. THIS IS PERFECT!"

"Yeah...about that." Said a voice as Bowser and Hammer Bro turned to see Kammy walking up to them. "What is it Kammy?" Bowser asked.

"Well you see...Peach is gone." "What, did she go to Sarasaland?" "No, she went to someplace called Rogueport and got kidnapped." Kammy said.

"Well that's music to my ears, I'll just kidnap her myse-wait, come again? Did you say someone ELSE kidnapped her?" "Yep."

"OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!" Bowser yelled, slamming his fist on his throne. "That girl needs to learn that only I should kidnap her!" "What about the time when those purple aliens or that Fawful dude kidnapped her?" Hammer Bro asked. "They were killed by Mario, so those two are forgiven." Bowser said as Hammer Bro rolled his eyes.

"By the way, where's Kamek?" Bowser asked. "He's sick." Kammy replied as Bowser facepalmed at this. "Of course he is..." He muttered.

"Well I guess I'll go to Rogueport and find that jerk myself." "Wait wait wait! Hold on, you didn't let me finish!" Kammy said as Bowser looked at her.

"Mario is there too, looking for some legendary treasure." Kammy said. "D-did you say treasure? I've made up my mind." He said. "I'll go to Rogueport, smash Mario, kidnap Peach and nab this legendary treasure." Bowser smirked as he got up from his throne.

"Now hold on a minute." Said a voice as Bowser looked around. "You all heard that voice too, right?" He asked as Kammy and Hammer Bro nodded.

A portal opened in front of them as someone walked out of it. "Who are you supposed to be?" Bowser asked. "I am Ansem, Seeker of Darkness." The person replied. "More like the Seeker of someone who's about to be punched! How dare you intrude my castle! Usually it's Mario!" Bowser told him.

"All I'm going to say is, Mario has an ally with him." "Green stache is with him too? Pfft, like that will do HIM any good." "No no no, he goes by the name as Sora. He has spiky hair and weilds a blue Key." "What kind of a stupid weapon is that?" Bowser asked.

"It's called the Keyblade, a very powerful weapon." "Very powerful, you say? Hmm, I can nab that bad boy too." He said.

"Sora is travelling with Mario, searching for the legendary treasure as well." "Saw that one coming..." Hammer Bro muttered. "A friend of Mario is an enemy of mine. I'll pummel ANYONE who gets in the way."

"I'll join you." Ansem said as Bowser nodded. "Very well, Ansem." Bowser said as the two shook on it.

"You're okay with this, Your Ugliness?" Kammy asked. "Well of course, if this Sora dude is with Mario and weilds a very powerful weapon, that's just ASKING for punishment!" Bowser smirked as he walked away.

Bowser hopped on his Koopa Clown Car. "Let's go to Rogueport, I got a GPS hooked on this bad boy." He said as he took off, smashing a hole in the wall.

"Wait for me!" Kammy exclaimed as she got on her broom and flew off, as Ansem flew off with them.

Hammer Bro looked at the Koopatrols as they looked at him. "So now what?" A Koopatrol asked. "Party? Because Lord Bowser's not here." Hammer Bro suggested. "Good idea!" A Koopatrol smiled at this.