To Ziden115: I actually got Dream Team like...two weeks after launch day.
The Great Tree (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)
"So where is that blue key, anyways?" Goofy asked as they walked back. "Oh we'll find it, I'm just wondering how the hell that one X-Naut summoned only Dusks and Shadows." Sora said.
"Maybe because he's a weakling or an idiot?" Punio thought out loud. "He probably lost the Heartless and Nobody lottery and ended up getting Shadows and Dusks." Goofy thought out loud as everyone looked at him weirdly. "What?" He asked. "Heartless and Nobody lottery, is that even a thing?" Sora asked. "It probably is now." Mario said as they jumped in the warp pipe.
"Sure, the other X Freaks got powerful Heartless, but that dude has gotten the weak ones. I wonder why." Koops thought. "I think I have an idea. His heart wasn't in total darkness, that's why he's gotten weaklings like those." Goombella said. "There's darkness in every heart." Sora said. "WHAT?!" Mario yelled. "Aw man, I was thinking I had a pure heart." Koops sighed.
"I learned that there's darkness in every heart from a friend." Sora told them. "Oh geez..." Koops said. "I wonder if ghosts like me count..." Flurrie wondered as they passed the pedestal and jumped in the warp pipe.
"Well well well, if it isn't Punio." Said a voice once they came out of the warp pipe. "Oh hello Puniper."
"I WOULD congratulate you, but you only rescued the Elder." "What's that supposed to mean? We only could find a key that would fit only for the Elder's cell." Punio explained.
"I'm sorry, Punio. But I am NOT lifting an antenna until you rescue the other punis." Puniper said.
"YOU STUBBORN PUNI!" The Elder suddenly yelled and growing huge once again.
Laughter and Merriment (Kingdom Hearts II)
"Honestly, do you even listen to yourself? Punio and his friends WILL rescue the other punis and destroy the X-Nauts. The time to FIGHT is now." The Elder said.
"S-sorry Elder, it's just that I'm worried about Petuni as well, and the other punis." Puniper said.
"I know you are, but now...we must fight the X-Nauts and you are to go with...i'm sorry, what are your names again?"
"Mario and Sora." Mario said as Sora nodded.
"Maria and Sarah?" The Elder asked, causing Mario and Sora to be in shock. "MARIA?!" "I know I should be laughing that I knew someone would call you a girl's name but...SARAH?!" Sora yelled, which caused Donald and Goofy to laugh.
"No no no, it's Mario and Sora." Punio explained. "Oh, so it's Marty-O instead of Maria and it's still Sarah? Makes sense, but isn't Sarah supposed to be a girl?" The Elder asked as Sora facepalmed at this. "Oh never mind." Punio muttered.
"Before you go, take this." The Elder said as she gave an orb to Sora. "It's a Puni orb. Put in a pedestal and the punis will be attracted to it like a mosquito to a fire." "You mean a moth to a flame?" Puniper asked. "That's what I said, now go!" The Elder ordered as everyone rolled their eyes and walked back to the warp pipe.
The Great Tree
"Sarah...I might have to remember that." Goombella said. "It's just as embarrassing when the mayor of Petalburg called him Sophie." Donald said. "Wow...that's...wow." Koops said.
Sora rolled his eyes as he put the Puni Orb in the pedestal as the punis were attracted to it as a platform lowered from the eleven punis on it. "So pretty...I MUST HAVE IT!" A puni said. "Back off! That orb is MINE!" "SHUT UP YOU LITTLE ONES, I MUST HAVE IT!" Puniper yelled as everyone else sweatdropped at this.
Suddenly, a pipe appeared next to the pedestal. "Sweet! A new pipe!" Goombella said as Sora took the orb off of the pedestal.
"Huh? What just happened?" Punio asked. "I don't remember what happened five seconds ago and WHERE did that pipe come from?" Puniper wondered.
"Let's go in!" Mario said as they jumped in the warp pipe.
Once they jumped out, an X-Naut noticed them. "Uh oh." He said as he pulled out a white whistle. "Come on, give me a good one!" He said but Sora used Zantetsuken on the X-Naut, sending him away while Sora tossed the whistle away.
"I'm okay..." The X-Naut said before falling to the ground as Sora noticed another pedestal and put the orb in it.
"MINE!" A Puni yelled. "NO, MINE!" Punio yelled. "YOU LOSERS ARE SMALLER THAN ME! IT'S MINE!" Puniper yelled as Flurrie looked at a tree stump and another platform. "I have an idea." She said as she blew wind at the Punis, as they fell in the gap below.
"Are you crazy?" Koops asked. "No, look." Sora said as they started to float up in bubbles as Flurrie blew wind again, sending them to the other side while Sora took the orb off.
"How did you guys get over there anyways?" Punio asked as they snapped out of it. "The real question is...how did WE get over HERE?" Puniper wondered as the others jumped their way over to them and walked to the warp pipe and jumped in.
"I swear, I thought you would able to get Petuni and the others." Puniper said. "Oh like it's MY fault? Yeah, I don't recall YOU doing anything. You just stood around like a complete moron and did NOTHING. At least I did something." "Ouch, BURN!" A Puni exclaimed.
"Listen here, you little loser. I am not a moron and I will pummel you into next wee-" Puniper suddenly stopped talking and was shaking violently.
"Something wrong?" Sora asked. "SPIIIIIDER!" Puniper yelled as he hid behind Goofy along with the other punis. "Oh please, are you trying to make me scream?" Punio asked. "Seriously, there is NO spider here." Punio said as a Pider lowered itself to Sora and the others.
Meanwhile...
"I spy something...blue." A puni said. "The cell...THAT'S ALL THAT'S BLUE FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!" Another puni snapped when suddenly they heard the most girly scream ever.
"Was that the elder?" Petuni asked. "Nah, the elder is too old to sound like a teenage puni." A puni said.
Back with the others...
Sora used Strike Raid on the Pider as he looked back at Punio. "Wow, what a scream." He said. "Not our fault we have arachnophobia." Punio muttered as they went down the pipe.
"Mama mia, and I thought Peach's scream was loud." Mario muttered as they walked to the other warp pipe when they noticed a Pale Piranha Plant cowering in fear. "Wow, I never saw a Piranha Plant cower like that." Mario said. "My scream must've scared it really bad." Punio said as they went in the warp pipe.
Once they got out, a mosquito like creature noticed them and quickly ran away. "Was that a Jabbie?" A Puni asked. "It was." Punio replied as Sora and the others looked at him.
"The Jabbies are a tribe like us but we're total arch enemies and every time we meet, we fight. Not only that but they're teamed up with the X-Nauts." Punio explained. "Ah." Sora said as they walked to the direction of the Jabbie that went off.
As soon as they walked in the area, an alarm sounded as some Jabbies flew in and glared at them.
"Okay, there's like ten of them and eleven of us." Punio said as he looked at Sora and the others. "You guys sit this one out, we got this covered." Punio said. "Okay then." Sora said.
"CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!" Puniper yelled as they ran right for the Jabbies
Rowdy Rumble (Kingdom Hearts II)
"TAKE THIS YOU PATHETIC JABBIE!" A Puni yelled as he jumped up and slammed into the Jabbie.
A Jabbie flew right over to Punio as he ran over to him. "HAVE A TASTE OF MY BODY SLAM!" He yelled, squishing the Jabbie.
Two Jabbies flew over directly to Puniper. "I CAN TAKE YOU BOTH ON!" He yelled as he ran towards them...only to get beat up by them. "PUNIPER!" A puni yeled. "Tell the other Punis...TO GO ON WITHOUT ME..." He said as the Puni glared at the Jabbies. "FOR PUNIPER!" He yelled as he ran forward to the two Jabbies...and he got beat up as well. "Worth a shot..." He muttered.
"Punio! Use that move!" A Puni said. "Good idea!" He said as he towards one Jabbie who was making fun of the knocked out Puniper. "SECRET MOVE I LEARNED FROM MY SISTER: KARATE CHOP...PUNI STYLE!" He yelled as he tackled the Jabbie, knocking it out. "Aw yeah!" The Puni said, high fiving Punio.
There was one Jabbie left as he sweatdropped at the remaining punis. "Shall we?" A Puni asked. "Yes...WE PUNIPILE ON THEM!" Punio yelled as they all dogpiled on the Jabbi, crushing it.
Victory Fanfare (Final Fantasy IV)
"Ah yeah! We did it!" A Puni exclaimed. "Now let's go destroy that damn siren! LET'S GO EVERYONE!" Punio said. "WAIT FOR US!" Puniper yelled as he got up with two KO'd Punis as they ran with them, leaving everyone else with confused looks and sweatdrops.
"What did I just...watch?" Sora asked. "I have no idea." Mario said. "That has to be one of the WEIRDEST wars I have ever seen." Koops said. "I've seen worse." Goombella muttered as the fortress in front of them exploded. "Guys come on!" Punio called them as they walked forward.
The Great Tree
They walked forward and then noticed a treasure chest in front of them. "Hey! I wonder what's in that?" Goofy asked as they went to the treasure chest.
When they got to the chest, Sora opened it up to see a Blue key in it as he picked it up. "OH HELL YEAH!" Punio yelled. "TO THE BLUE CELL!" Puniper yelled as they all ran back.
Meanwhile...
"Petuni, what are you holding?" A puni asked. "Oh this? It's a mushroom. I'm saving this for Punio." She said as she held it to the puni.
"Uh, no offense, but...that mushroom is a little...shriveled." He said. "It was fresh when I got it...now thanks to the damned X-Nauts, it shriveled up." "Oh...I hope Punio will still like it.
"WE'RE BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!" yelled a voice as Petuni looked from the cell to look to see Punio and the others. "And we have the right key." Sora said as he put the Blue key in the lock as he opened it, as the punis ran out and right through Sora's legs too.
Family Reunion (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)
"Oh Punio! How I missed you." Petuni said as Punio nodded. "I missed you too." He said.
"I got something for you, but..." Petuni gave Punio the mushroom. "I know this is your favorite but...it...uh...shriveled up." She said. "Shriveled or not, it's still my favorite." He said as he started to eat the mushroom. "Ugh, nasty..." He muttered quietly.
"It was bad, wasn't it?" Petuni asked. "Um...no...it tasted...fine." Punio said as he looked at Petuni. "OH GIVE ME A HUG, PETUNI!" He yelled as he hugged Petuni.
"Uh...Punio...everyone is watching..." Petuni said. "Alright, quit the mushy crap." Puniper said as he pulled Punio away. "Let's get that Crystal Star!" He said as everyone nodded.
"Ah, family love." Mario said as Sora nodded in agreement.
Theme of the Punies (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)
"Alright, let's continue ONWARD!" Punio exclaimed as they jumped in the warp pipe.
One LOOOOONG backtracking later...
"Alright, we went to the right earlier...now let's go to the left." Sora said as Punio nodded. "I was just about to say that." He said as they walked to the left.
"I spy something grey." A puni said. "Puniper?" Another Puni asked. "Nope." "Those two spiders over there?" "Nope...wait, WHAT?!" The Puni asked in shock as they saw two Piders looking at them.
"I got it." Sora said as he used Strike Raid, but the sudden screaming of the punis made him miss as the Ultima hit a wall and returned to him. "Nice aim." Donald said. "Oh shut it." He said as he tried again as it went through the spider webs as they fell to the ground.
"Well, that works." Puniper said as they continued onward. "I have never heard Puniper scream like a girl." Petuni said. "Actually I scream like a man. Punio here screams like a girl." Puniper said. "HEY!" Punio yelled. "That explains the girly scream we heard." A Puni said.
As soon as they got in the next area, another siren sounded as they saw TONS of Jabbies forming up in front of them.
"Oh boy, that's exactly ONE HUNDRED of them." Punio said. "There's one hundred AND ONE of us, this makes us have the advantage!" Puniper saw as he looked at Sora and the others. "You sit this one out." "Saw THAT one coming." Donald muttered.
Team Fortress 2 Theme Song (Team Fortress 2)
Suddenly, the Punis put army helmets on them. "Where did you...?" Sora asked. "Even I want to question the logic here." Mario said.
"Alright Punis...TIME FOR WAR!" Punio said. "CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!" Puniper yelled as they ran to the Jabbies as the Jabbies did the same.
Rowdy Rumble
"TAKE THIS!" Petuni yelled as she kicked a Jabbie and then headbutted it.
"We're going to use you as a battering ram!" A puni told Puniper. "Fine by me!" Puniper yelled as seven Punis picked up Puniper as they put him in front. "PUUUUUUNI JENKIIIIIIIINS!" Puniper yelled.
"Oh my god, they're going in!" Punio exclaimed. "STICK WITH THE PLAN YOU IDIOTS!" A Puni yelled as the punis rammed into the Jabbies.
Puniper jumped off and headbutted a Jabbie. "I CAN DO THIS ALL DAY!" He yelled as he kicked a Jabbie from behind without looking. "NOT TODAY!" He yelled.
"You wouldn't harm an innocent girl would you?" Petuni asked as three jabbies were right in front of her and then beat the living heck out of her as Puniper noticed this. "PETUNI!" He yelled as Punio overheard this.
"COME HERE, YOU LITTLE BASTARDS!" Puniper yelled as he ran to the Jabbies and beat the hell out of them. "PUNIO! DO IT FOR YOUR SISTER!" He yelled as Punio nodded as he ran to the other Jabbies.
"COME ON! WE NEED TO BUILD A TANK!" A Puni yelled. "Do we KNOW what a tank IS?" "I think it's a cannon with lots of wheels! LET'S TRY IT!" The two Punis nodded as they gathered some of the remaining punis to build a cannon with lots of wheels. "WE NEED AMMO!"
"I'm going in!" Puniper yelled as he went in the Puni cannon and got in. "LET IT RIP!" A Puni yelled as the other puni pulled a string, causing Puniper to be launched.
"I'M COMING FOR YOOOOOU!" He yelled...only to hit a wall and landing on some unsuspecting Jabbies. "Ooooh, that's gotta hurt." A Puni said. "Hey, at least we got some." Another Puni said.
A Puni jumped up and landed on a Jabbie. "THAT WAS MY WRESTLING MOVE! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?!" He yelled.
There were two Jabbies left and fifty punis left. "Shall we take them prisoner?" A Puni asked. "No, they knocked out my sister...THERE SHALL BE NO SURVIVORS!" Punio yelled. "Good idea, general Punio!" A Puni said as they ganged up on the two Jabbies.
Final Fantasy IV Victory Fanfare
"OH YEAH! We defeated all the Jabbies!" Punio said. "Let's destroy this siren that's been making me want to knock myself out." A puni said as all the punis got up and ran in.
"I swear, that was weirder than the last battle." Sora said. "I didn't know what the hell was going on, it was all war and war cries." Mario said as the fortress exploded in front of them. "Let's go!" Punio said as they got up.
Theme of the Punies
"That war didn't make any sense." Donald told Punio. "You kidding? It made total sense to me." Punio said as Sora used Firaga on the Pale Piranha Plant in front of them. "Thanks, I thought that plant wanted to eat me." A Puni said as they got in the warp pipe while ignoring the pedestal.
"A tree stump?" Goofy asked. "I dunno what it's for, but it looks cool." Sora said as they made their way to the next room.
When they got to the next room, they noticed an odd looking pedestal. "I am not trusting that." Sora said.
"It's a pedestal, Sora! Nothing will happen." Donald said as he took the Puni orb from Sora and walked to the pedestal and placed it in as the punis went for it. "NO, WAIT!" Mario yelled.
As soon as all the punis went for it, a cage dropped trapping ALL the punis...and Donald. "WHAT THE?!" Donald yelled as Sora facepalmed at this.
"BUH HUH HUH HUH!" Someone suddenly yelled. "Quick, hide!" Sora said as they quickly hid behind a bush.
Villains of a Sort (Kingdom Hearts)
Lord Crump and two X-Nauts landed in front of the cage. "Boy, you guys are IDIOTS. I saw you putting that stone in those pedestals so I made one to fool you gu-...weren't there more of you?" Crump asked as he looked at Donald. "Eh, I might be going crazy." Crump said as he looked at him. "Now, time to find the Crystal Star! LATER!" He yelled as he ran off.
The Great Tree
"Way to go Donald." Sora said as they got out from the bush. "Hey, in my defense, I didn't think anything would happen." He said as Mario facepalmed at this, turned paper thin, taking the Puni orb out of the pedestal, slapped Donald with it and then turned paper thing again while walking out and giving it to Sora.
"Sit tight Donald. We'll be right back." Goofy said. "Oh shut it." Donald muttered.
"Hey guys?" Koops grabbed their attention and pointed to a pipe. "Where does this go?" He asked. "I dunno, let's find out." Sora said as they jumped in the warp pipe.
Once they got down, they noticed a white switch and four statues. "I think I've seen those statues before." Goombella said as she looked at them. "Sun, moon, Puni, star...huh." She said as Mario hammered the switch.
Suddenly, a small earthquake was felt as they looked around. "What was that?" Sora asked. "Hmm...what if we go to that other room where the Punis had that weird first battle?" "You mean the room after that?" Flurrie asked. "Yeah." Goofy said.
"Well let's go check it out then." Sora said as they nodded, going back up to the warp pipe and running past the cage.
LONGEST. CHAPTER. I. HAVE. EVER. DONE. IN. MY. FANFICTIONS. Hope you like this one because it took me FOUR HOURS TO WRITE.
I don't know what possessed me to make up the two Jabbi battles. I WENT INSANE.