To Nicole Peach: Leave Kairi out of the dancing? No way!

Petal Meadows (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)

"So I told the guy if he keeps stalking me, I'd get a restraining order." A Female Koopa said. "Whoa, why does he keep stalking you?" A Toad asked.

"I have no clue but he's really annoying." The Koopa sighed. "Can't this day get any worse? It was the fifth time this morning."

"Uh, I think it can get worse." Toad said, pointing behind the female Koopa, as she turned to see Bowser, Kammy and Ansem coming in for a landing. "Oh no, NOT BOWSER!" She yelled as the two ran off.

Bowser's theme (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)

"So, you said there was a Crystal Star in the area?" Bowser asked as he got out of the Koopa Clown Car. "Yes, your ugliness." Kammy said.

"SWEET! This is going to be pure awesome!" Bowser smirked as they walked forward and then noticing Hooktail's castle. "Okay, that is NOT an awesome castle." Bowser said.

"Rumor has it a dragon used to live there." Ansem said. "Why should I care? It's just a stupid dragon, it's not like it's hogging any treasure or anything." Bowser said as they started walking forward again.

"WHERE IS THAT CRYSTAL STAR?!" An X-Naut yelled as he was looking through a bush. "I think we need to try Hooktail Castle, I'm just hoping Hooktail isn't home at the moment." Another X-Naut said.

"I wonder, do you think we missed a memo or something?" One of them asked. "Maybe, we're not total computer geeks." The other said...and then they got roasted by Bowser.

"I don't know who they are, but I'm not trusting them." Bowser said as he walked past the roasted X-Nauts. "Seems a bit harsh, but whatever." Ansem shrugged.

"So your hotheadedness, do you think someone in town up ahead will have some answers to the Crystal Star?" Kammy asked. "I hope so; otherwise I'll burn the whole town down." Bowser said.

Petalburg (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)

A Koopa was looking at the residents and smiling when he heard footsteps. "Hmm?" He wondered as he turned around. "Welcome to Petalburg and...OH MY GOD! IT'S A MONSTER!" A Koopa yelled as he ran off.

Bowser's Theme

"I am not a monster, I'm the King of Awesomeness known as Bowser, thank you very much!" Bowser exclaimed as the trio walked in.

"Hmm, I think it's a quiet town or something." Ansem said as Bowser shrugged. "Oh well, I guess I'll find some answers." Bowser said as they walked around.

"Wait a minute!" Kammy exclaimed as she pointed her staff up ahead. "Look who it is!" She said as Bowser took a look, to see Peach.

"Score! At least I can kidnap her and destroy the no good villain who thought of kidnapping her in the first place." Bowser smirked as they walked up to her.

"Why hello there, my sweet Peachy. I am here to rescue you." Bowser smiled as Peach said nothing.

"I think she's so happy to see you that she's unable to speak at all." Kammy said. "I can live with a quiet Princess, hell, she'll be less annoying once that annoying Mario comes to visit." Bowser said as he stepped forward.

"DON'T YOU DARE!" Yelled a voice as they noticed the same Koopa. "I will NOT let you take my precious once-in-a-lifetime Peach poster!" The Koopa exclaimed as he took down the poster, shocking the living heck out of Bowser as the Koopa ran off.

"Oh wow, I did not see that coming." Kammy said.

"That's just great...now I'm the king who talks to freaking posters." Bowser muttered while anime tears rolled down his cheeks.

"What a pity." Ansem said when suddenly his Guardian came out of him. "Yes, what is it?" He asked as the Guardian pointed to a certain figure leaning on a wall. "Ooo! Kairi is right there!" He smirked as he walked up to "Kairi".

"You're coming with me, Princess." Ansem said.

"NO!" yelled a voice which grabbed the duo's attention, as a little Toad ran up to him. "You are NOT taking my life size Kairi action figure!" He exclaimed as he picked up the Kairi action figure and ran off, leaving a shocked Ansem.

"D-did he just say...Action figure?" Ansem asked before he collapsed while still in shock while the Guardian facepalmed at this.

"I guess it's a bad day for all of us." Kammy sighed.

And to this day, Kammy and the Guardian will never let Ansem and Bowser live it down.