To Nicole Peach: Indeed, Yoshi's badass attitude made him so DANG awesome!
The Glitz Pit (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)
"Duuuude, you got wasted." Shellshock said as they walked in. "Yeah yeah, I know." Spiky Joe sighed.
"Hey, where's Lightning?" Donald asked. "She went out as soon as Spiky Joe got wasted out there." Shellshock explained.
"I wonder if she went to the bathroom..." Sora said. "You kidding? There's a bathroom in here." Hamma Jamma said as Lightning walked in.
"Hey! Where'd you go?" Sora asked. "Grubba's office, but that's all I'm going to tell you until you go against me." Lightning explained. "Hmm, I wonder what she has in mind." Spiky Joe said as Mario pressed the button on the screen.
"I was just done talking with the Lightning girl, talk about perfect timing, but I'm supposed to keep it secret until you face off against her. Anyways, you'll be going against The Poker Faces and I choose The Amazing Koopa, The Brave and Terrible Knight and The Keyblade Mastermind for this and I think you shouldn't use any fancy Keyblade attacks. People LOOOOOVE seeing magic, so show 'em what you got!" Grubba exclaimed as it turned off.
"Poker faces? What, are you going against some cards?" Yoshi asked. "It's not what you think, Yoshinator. They are quite nasty." The Koopinator said as they walked out.
"For this amazing match, we got The Amazing Koopa, The Brave and Terrible Knight and The Keyblade Mastermind going against The Ultimate Weapons, the Poker Faces!" Grubba exclaimed.
"Prepare to be SKEWERED!" One of the Bristles said. "I'd like to see you try." Sora said.
"Let's get ready to...BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATLE!" Grubba yelled.
Tension Rising (Kingdom Hearts II)
Sora quickly used Firaga, but a Bristle quickly dodged it and went for Sora but Koops spun in his shell and slammed into the Bristle.
Goofy threw his shield at the other Bristle but the Bristle stuck out it's huge spike to send it back while Sora used Thundaga, but it didn't affect the Bristle as it spun around with it's spikes popping out as it tried to hit the both of them but Koops slammed into the other Bristle.
The two Bristles looked at Koops as he looked at the both of them. "Show me what you got." Koops said as they lunged right at Koops but he quickly backflipped as the Bristles collided into each other and then Sora used Blizzaga, finishing them off.
The Glitz Pit
"We have our winners! The Poker Faces were no match for these three!" Grubba exclaimed.
"That was some awesome fighting out there, but I wonder why Grubba didn't want you to use any fancy Keyblade moves." Yoshi said. "That Grubba is a mysterious one...makes me a little suspicious." Lightning muttered.
Suddenly, the SP Mailbox went off as Sora took it out and checked it. "Go to the water hole outside of the Glitz Pit. From X." Sora read.
"Watering hole?" Goofy asked. "I think this X person meant the juice bar outside." Hamma Jamma said. "Well let's go check it out." Sora said as they walked out.
Glitzville (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)
"Is that the juice bar?" Sora asked. "Yeah, it looks like it." Mario replied as they walked to the juice bar.
"Ah, if it isn't The Great Gonzales and friends." The Bar attendant said. "Actually, you're a little late. Some person left this thing in front of the door and it said 'Give this to The Great Gonzales.; It said, and I think this belongs to you." He said as gave him a really big hammer. "Wow, thanks." Mario said.
Meanwhile...
Peach's Castle (Super Mario 64)
"It's ABOUT time you came and got me." Toadette said as some Firemen Toads came up the ladder. "Yeah well, you know how it's difficult to drive a fire truck in Toad Town." The Toad said. "But how did you get up on top of the princesses castle in the first place?" "You don't want to know." Toadette muttered.
As soon as Toadette got up and went to the fireman Toad, she immediately vanished. "...What...? I'm just going to pretend we rescued her." The Toad said. "Agreed!" The other said.
Glitzville
"OW!" Toadette yelled as she bonked into a wall. "Where the hell...?" "Oh hey Toadette." Mario said as Toadette turned to him. "So what you do, summon me or something?" "No, I just got this hammer, I didn't even think about you." Mario replied.
"Oh my god, that's a Super Hammer!" Toadette exclaimed. "It's much more powerful than your old one...and why does it have ice in it?" She asked. "Long story." Sora replied.
"Bascially, you can now preform a spin technique with the hammer." Toadette said as she noticed a big yellow block. "Oh! Use it on that!" She said as Mario nodded.
Mario charged up the move and then spun around with the hammer, instantly breaking it. "AWESOME!" Toadette yelled happily as she then looked around. "So where are we?" She asked.
"Why we're in Glitzville." Goofy replied. "GLITZVILLE?! You mean..THE Glitzville where the dreamy Prince Mush came to be a champion?!" Toadette exclaimed. "Who?" Goombella asked.
"WHAT?! You don't know who Prince Mush is?! Alright I'll tell you. Prince Mush is-" Suddenly, Toadette vanished before she could say anything else. "What just happened?" Yoshi asked.
Toad Town (Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story)
"-The cutest guy ever and my dream guy." Toadette said as she looked around, she was back in Toad Town. "OH COME ON! I should've finished my sentence...or at least saw Prince Mush so I can have his autograph." She muttered as she walked away.
Glitzville
The SP Mailbox went off again as Mario took it out. "Smash the huge block in the Minor League room. From X." Mario read.
"Minor League again? I wonder why." Sora said as they shrugged and walked back in the Glitz Pit
The Glitz Pit
"I got word you want back in the Minor League room, don't know why but whatever." The Security guard said as he let them in.
"Oh GREAT...it's you guys." Said a voice as they turned to see the Armored Harriers. "You guys got too cocky; you DESERVE to be in here." Yoshi said. "Ouch, you guys got BOMB burned!" Master Crash exclaimed.
"Grack! Why are you in the Minor League room again?" Cleftor asked. "Did you BOMB forget something?" Master Crash asked.
Mario looked at the block and then used the spin technique on it with the hammer, completely destroying it. "Whoa..." Master Crash said as they looked at the other side. "Grack, I was wondering what this block was hiding." Cleftor said.
"Hey, I see something on that shelf." Yoshi said as he jumped up on the damaged computer and then flutter jumped through the gap and then took it. "Got it!" He said as he jumped down.
"Whoa, it's all about the Crystal Star we're looking for." Sora said. "What the heck is a BOMB Crystal Star?" Master Crash asked.
"What are you doing in here?" asked a voice as they turned to see Jolene walking up to them. "Minor Leagues are forbidden for the Major Leagues and I don't know WHY you destroyed that wall, so I'll just take this from you." Jolene said as she grabbed the paper from Sora and then walked out.
"Someone is really BOMB secretive." Master Crash said. "Grack! I never trust her." Cleftor said as Mario and the others walked out of the room, while the Armored Harriers gave them a serious death glare.
"So what was that about?" Lightning asked when they returned. "Well I got a new hammer, then we were led straight back to the Minor League to hammer the huge block, only to find a piece of paper about the Crystal Star, only for it to be taken away by Jolene." Mario explained.
"Oh! Was there anything else behind that block? I was always curious when I was in the Minor League." Hamma Jamma said. "Nothing special, just a damaged computer and empty shelves." Sora explained. "Ugh, BORING." Hamma Jamma muttered as Mario pushed a button.
"Alright! You will be going against the Shellshockers and I choose the Nasty Headbonker, Great Gonzales and The Yoshinator for this match and here's what I'm thinking. I don't Gonzales to jump at all, people grow tired of constant jumps you know!" Grubba said as the screen turned off.
"Good luck out there, don't hold back." Shellshock said as Mario nodded. "Right." Mario said.
"For this incredible match we got the Nasty Headbonker, The Great Gonzales, and The Yoshinator taking on The Turtles of Hurtle, The Shellshockers!" Grubba exclaimed.
"Let's see if you can manage to destroy us." Shellshock said. "Oh, we will." Mario said. "That's what I want to hear." Shellshock smirked. "Let's get ready...TO BAAAAAAAAAAATLE!" Grubba yelled.
Night of Fate (Kingdom Hearts)
"Prepare...FOR THIS!" Shellshock yelled as he spun in his shell and went over to Yoshi, but Yoshi gobbled him up and spat him out, as he then flutter jumped and ground pounded Shellshock. "Okay, that hurt." Shellshock muttered.
The Shady Paratroopa flew over to Mario and shot himself to him, but Mario countered by swinging his hammer, sending him to the other Shady Koopa as Goombella ran over to them and headbonked the both of them.
Shellshock got up as he did the same tactic again, but this time he shot himself to Mario, but Mario countered by swinging his hammer again, as he collided into his fellow Shady Koopas. "Okay, that hammer packs a punch..." Shellshock muttered as Goombella and Yoshi jumped up and attacked them, knocking them all out.
The Glitz Pit
"We have our winners! The Shellshockers were no match for these guys!" "Heh, that was fun." Yoshi said.
"GONZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALEEEEES!" yelled a voice which grabbed their attention as the Armored Harriers ran up and jumped on the stage.
"Whoa! The Iron Adonis Twins look like they have a bone to pick with The Great Gonzales and his team! WILL THEY LIVE?!" Grubba yelled.
"We do NOT appreciate what you said to us a few hours ago, now we're going to return the FAVOR." The older yelled. "Bring it, you cocky arrogant spiked heads!" Yoshi exclaimed.
Struggle Away, Fight for our Friends (Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days)
"DIIIIIE!" The younger yelled as he ran forward, but Yoshi got in front as he ate him and spat him out to the older brother. "Seriousy, you guys need a better tactic." Yoshi said.
"That's what you think, you PATHETIC DINOSAUR!" The older yelled as he ran forward. "Pathetic, huh? Does a pathetic dude do THIS?" Yoshi asked as he did the same thing again...which knocked them both out. "Pathetic my ass. I think YOU...are the pathetic ones." Yoshi said.
The Glitz Pit
"The Iron Adonis Twins lost in their rematch against The Great Gonzales and his friends! So much for revenge!" Grubba exclaimed.
Revenge will get you nowhere...unless if it's the Bride from Kill Bill.