The Shadow Sirens (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)
"Beldam, how come you couldn't handle Mario and the others?" Grodus asked.
"Well, we underestimated them. They were stronger than they looked." Beldam said.
"I don't blame you. I underestimated Sora before." Xemnas said as Grodus looked at him and sighed.
"Look, I know Mario and Sora are difficult to take down, but I'm running out of patience." Grodus told them.
"We have a super weapon that will destroy Mario and his no good friends for good." Beldam said.
"It better work." Grodus said.
"Oh, it will." Beldam smirked as she looked to Marilyn and Vivian. "Let's go, my lovelies." She said as she went to the ground.
"Guh." Marilyn said as she went down.
"My lovelies, you mean lovely and ugly..." Vivian muttered as she suck to the floor.
"I'll never understand what that Vivian girl says." Grodus said.
"Indeed." Xemnas nodded in agreement.
Peach (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)
"Man, I'm bored. I wonder what Kairi's doing right now, I wonder what Mario thought of my letter." Peach said when suddenly the door opened. "Oh, TEC's calling again." She said as she walked out to meet up with Kairi.
"Let me guess, you're bored too?" Kairi asked as Peach nodded. "I figured." She said as they started walking.
"You'd think they'd put a TV or a computer in our rooms, it's too boring." Peach said.
"I know, right?" Kairi asked as they walked in TEC's room.
Laughter and Merriment (Kingdom Hearts II)
"What do you want now, computer dude?" Kairi asked, hearing Peach giggling at this.
"Heheh, computer dude." Peach smiled as TEC just looked at them.
"Princess Peach and Princess of Heart Kairi, I need you to do something for me." He said.
"What, write you a love poem?" Kairi asked.
"No, I need you to ask Grodus something. You see, I need to know what Grodus is thinking." TEC told them.
"Whoa whoa whoa, you want US...to go to Sir Robot-freak and Xemnas?" Kairi asked. "Are you out of your mind? Why can't you ask him yourself? Or better yet, just Google what he wants." Kairi pointed out.
"I may be a perfect computer, but no matter how many times I ask Google what he wants, I come up with nothing." TEC confessed.
"Great, so I guess we'll have to be in disguises or something." Peach said.
"You guess correctly, Princess Peach. You will go to Grodus disguised and ask him." He said as the girls sighed and walked out.
"Sometimes, I'll never unstand him." Peach said as the elevator door opened.
"I guess we'll go in here." Kairi said as they stepped into the elevator.
X-Naut Fortress (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)
"Hold on, there are soldiers walking around." TEC told them as a single X-naut walked by.
"Soldiers my ass..." Kairi muttered.
"Well there were a couple of soldiers before you came up to this floor." TEC said as the doors opened. "Now, go to the right and you will see a green light above a door. Go in it." He ordered as the girls looked to their right.
"Come on, let's go in." Kairi said as they walked in the room, only to see it's a dressing room.
"Dress in here. There are two costumes in the lockers. Find them and change into the outfits." TEC ordered as the two nodded as they walked to the lockers as they opened it up and they noticed two X-Naut outfits.
"You gotta be kidding me, we have to wear THESE?!" Kairi exclaimed.
"Yes."
"Man, this is going to be so...awkward." Peach said as they pulled the clothes from the lockers and went into the dressing area.
"Gross! It smells AWFUL in here!" Peach exclaimed.
"Oh honey, I think I have it worse. I smell complete body odor in here." Kairi muttered as they dressed up.
An X-Naut was talking to another X-Naut as one of them stopped talking. "Dude, do you smell...perfume?" He asked as they turned to two "X-Nauts" walking out of the dressing room.
"Hey! Why are you wearing perfume?" One of them asked.
"Because I'm gay?" Peach said.
"Oh. Okay, carry on." The X-Naut said as the two walked away.
"Seriously, that's the best you could come up with?" Kairi asked.
"I panicked, okay?" Peach asked as they walked in the main room.
"I smell...perfume." Xemnas said as he and Grodus turned to the females.
"Um, we were just wondering what you want to do with Princess Peach and Kairi." Kairi said.
"Hmmmm? Your voice sounds different. Anyways, I have no interest in what those two have to say and honestly, I don't care." Grodus said.
"But what do you want with them anyways? About this...map you dudes keep mentioning?" Kairi asked.
"Oh never mind about that! Just focus on the Crystal Star and the legendary treasure. You two know that we must get to the Thousand Year door first. It's all about world domination here." He said.
"W-world domination? Thousand year door?" Peach asked in horror.
"Hmmmm? Something IS wrong with you two." Grodus said.
"We...uh...gotta go." Kairi said as the two of them ran off.
"Sometimes, my minions can be quite stupid." Grodus said.
"Hmm, the perfume has gone away. Maybe something is wrong with them and their voices sounded...different." Xemnas said, rubbing his chin in thought.
"Okay, that was just freaky." Kairi said as Peach nodded while they walked over to the dressing area again as they got out of the X-Naut clothing and back to their original outfits.
"Now THIS is more comfortable." Kairi said as Peach nodded in agreement.
"I'll take pink over anything that smells." Peach said as they walked out together.
Laughter and Merriment
"Three...two...one." TEC counted as the girls walked in.
"YOU TERRIBLE MACHINE! YOU PLAN ON DOMINATING THE FREAKING WORLD?!" Peach suddenly yelled, shocking Kairi.
"Holy crap! You're scary when you're mad!" Kairi exclaimed.
"Yes, that is correct, Princess Peach." TEC said.
"Why I oughta...how can you DO such a thing? We trusted you and...ugh, I can't THINK straight when I'm upset!" Peach exclaimed angrily and glared at TEC. "I'm going to send Mario a message about this, is that okay with you?" She asked.
"...Sure." TEC said as Peach walked over to the keyboard and quickly typed a message. "SEND IT RIGHT NOW." Peach yelled, as Kairi was still shocked to see Peach like this.
"It is sent. Please return to your rooms." He said.
"Oh I WILL." Peach said as she turned around in a huff and walked away.
"Is this what you guys call Tough Love?" TEC asked Kairi.
"...I dunno." Kairi said as she walked out, following Peach.
"Good night Princess Peach and Princess Of Heart Kairi." TEC said.
Notice anything different?
Also, Phosphora confirmed for the Wii U trophy! ...Odd, shouldn't she be in the 3DS trophy area?
