To Nicole Peach: Yep, that's different.


Boggly Woods (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)

"How's your back, Ansem?" Kammy asked as they were walking towards the Great Tree.

"Fine...I guess..." Ansem muttered as his guardian was giving him a nice neck massage.

Theme of the Punies (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)

"So I told Petuni that she was cute. She slapped me and walked away from me." A Puni said.

"If you didn't call her that like a perv, she would've gone out with you." The other said.

"Are you saying I'm perverted?"

"Yes, yes I am and GOOD GRAVY! MONSTERS!"

"What are you talking about?" The puni asked as he turned to see Bowser, Kammy, Ansem and the Guardian. "Ooooh...RUUUUN!" He yelled as they both ran off.

Bowser's theme (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)

"Stupid cheating Mario...I thought I had him in Glitzville..." Bowser muttered

"Did you say something, you're ugliness?" Kammy asked.

"No, no I didn't." He lied. "Anyways, what were those things?"

"If I remember right, they're called Punis and I think one of them knows about the Crystal Star." Kammy said.

"Hahaha! Sweet! Let's go find 'em." Bowser smirked.

The Guardian punched Ansem in the back really hard, as they heard a loud crack. "Oh! That worked nicely." Ansem said.

"I think I'm going to be sick..." A Puni muttered from behind a bush.

Bowser walked around and noticed a lone bush near the warp pipe. "Heheh, maybe this one will have the answer." He smirked as he walked to the bush. "Hey, anyone behind this?" He asked.

Suddenly, the Elder grew huge, scaring the heck out of Bowser. "BEGONE!" She ordered.

Theme of the Punies

"Hmph, how dare you invade our sacred area. Do you have no respect?" She asked angrily.

"Are you always like this, you hag?" Kammy asked.

"WHAT DID YOU SAY?!" The Elder asked, scaring Kammy.

"Don't scare my heart like that! I'm too old for this!" Kammy exclaimed.

"You're both too old." Ansem muttered under his breath, which earned a glare from Kammy and The Elder. "How could you old ladies hear that?" He asked.

"Maybe because you said that too loud." Bowser smirked as Ansem facepalmed at this. "Anyways, tell me where the Crystal Star is at. Your fate hangs in the balance whatever your answer is."

"Well if you must know...it's gone." The Elder said.

"WHAT?!" Bowser yelled in shock.

"Yep, it was retrieved my Marty-o and Sarah. They said they were going to rescue two certain girls. What were their names again? Oh right. Princess Pinch and Katie." The Elder said.

"It's NOT Marty-O and Princess Pinch, it's Mario and Princess Peach!" Kammy exclaimed.

"Sarah and Katie are actually Sora and Kairi. But then again, I might use Sarah on Sora when we meet again." Ansem chuckled as the Guardian fist bumped him for that.

"Come to think of it, these Crystal Stars, Peach and Kairi...they must all be connected somehow." Kammy said.

"Hmph, unbelievable. Mario is getting too greedy. First that Golden Fire Flower and now this. What's worse, he's sharing this with that Sora freak." Bowser said as he turned around. "Alright guys, we're out of here." Bowser said as he walked away with Ansem and Kammy following behind.

"Good riddance." The Elder said.


The Elder sure is brave.