To Nicole Peach: I can actually picture Ansem saying that.
The Glitz Pit (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)
"Well, I guess you guys have to leave now." Jolene said as they nodded. "Well, we won't stop you." She said. "It's going to be different without you. But since Grubba is out of the picture, I'll fill in his spot and if you ever come back, I'll keep your spot open." She said as they nodded.
"Guys, I've changed my ways. I will no longer fight dirty, train the gym and what not. I'm planning on making a comeback! Remember, when life rocks you, you RAWK back!" Rawk Hawk said as he put his hand on Sora's shoulder. "Now go out there and explore the world. Rawk anything that stands in your way." He ordered as Sora smiled at this.
"Yeah, I'm making a comeback too." KP Pete said as he shook Mario's hand. "See you later, Mario." He said as Mario nodded.
"See you guys later." Sora said as they walked out of the Glitz Pit.
Jolene and Rawk Hawk noticed Lightning standing there, watching them walk out of the Glitz Pit.
"Go with them." Jolene said as Lightning turned to them.
"What?"
"Yeah, go with them. I think you'll be much happier travelling with them instead of me beating you up again." Rawk Hawk smiled while giving her a thumbs up.
Lightning smiled at this and ran off to catch up with the others.
"I guess I'll have to deal with The Koopinator now." Rawk Hawk chuckled to himself as he walked away with Jolene.
Glitzville (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)
"Guys! Wait up!" Lightning said as they turned to see her running to them.
"What's up?" Yoshi asked.
"I'm coming with you guys, someone told me that I'd be happier being with you instead of getting beat up by Rawk Hawk." She explained.
"I'm assuming this person is Rawk Hawk himself?" Sora asked.
"Maybe."
"Well sure, come on! The more the merrier, right?" Goofy asked as they all nodded.
"Thanks." Lightning smiled as she walked in the blimp with the others.
Rogueport (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)
The blimp landed in Rogueport as everyone walked out of it.
"This is Rogueport? It looks...ugly." Lightning said.
"That's what I keep thinking." Goombella muttered as they kept walking in Rogueport.
Suddenly, the SP Mailbox went off as Mario took it out. "That ringtone...sounds pretty interesting." Yoshi said as Lightning nodded in agreement.
"Dear Mario, I have some terrible news. These X-Freaks that me and Kairi keep talking about? They want the Crystal Stars to take over the world. I don't know what this Thousand Year Door is, but I hope you get them first before you do. – Peach." Mario read.
"Take over the world?!" Donald exclaimed in shock.
"Oh like I would let that happen." Lightning said. "We need to get those Crystal Stars before these X guys do." She said as they nodded in agreement.
"What's this about taking over the world?" said a voice as they turned to see Riku.
"Riku? Where's Luigi?" Mario asked.
"Over here, I just happened to overhear 'Taking over the world'." Riku said.
"Well..." Sora said as he showed Riku the letter that Peach sent them.
"Oh geez...another taking over the world scheme. It's getting overrated." Riku said as they walked over to Luigi.
"I still can't get that image out of my head..." said a depressed cherry Bob-omb.
"I am never going to let him live it down." Blooey chuckled as he noticed the others. "Oh hey guys!"
"Mama mia, who is this pretty lady?" Luigi asked.
"I'm Lightning." She introduced.
"Awesome." Luigi said as he pointed over to the cherry Bob-omb. "Guys, I'd like you to meet Jerry."
"Why is he depressed?" Koops asked.
"You'd be depressed too if you knew what this guy dressed into. It scarred me for life." Jerry muttered.
"It made me laugh!" Blooey exclaimed happily.
"It went like this." Riku said, beginning the story.
Pianta Village (Super Mario Sunshine)
The ship docked at the Strudel Continent as the trio walked out.
"Let's see, I think we need to go to Plumpbelly village, according to what this piece is telling me." Riku said as the two nodded.
"Right, let's go." Luigi said as they walked over to Plumpbelly Village.
As soon as they walked in, they were greeted by the mayor of the village.
"Welcome, friends! I assume you travelled far." He said as they nodded. "Good! Make yourself at home!" He smiled, but the smile faded, as Blooey noticed this.
"Hey, something wrong?" He asked.
"There is something wrong, unusually crispy Blooper." He said, as Blooey gave Luigi a dirty glare, who just casually whistled while looking away.
"You see, this town is ruled by a two headed snake named Hizza and what's worse? Brides are offered as sacrifices to the snake. My own daughter is going to be offered as a sacrifice." He explained.
"Hey, maybe I can be used as a sacrifice! You know, instead of your daughter being sacrificed." Luigi said as they all looked at him in surprise, however, Luigi could hear evil chuckling from Blooey.
"You'd do that? Awesome! HEY GUYS! WE GOT OURSELVES A VOLUNTEER!" He yelled as he ran off.
"Did I hear that right?" asked a voice as they turned to see a Cherry Bob-omb walking up to them. "I'm Jerry by the way."
"Yeah, I'm going to be used as a sacrifice, but we're going to destroy him." Luigi said.
"Oh boy...this can only go well..." Jerry said as the mayor grabbed Luigi's arm.
"Come on! We got to doll you up!" He smiled and walked off.
"This...will be pretty funny." Blooey said.
"I don't even want to know what Luigi will look like." Riku said.
Five minutes later...
Riku was drinking fruit punch while talking with Blooey and Jerry when the mayor came out of the door.
"May I present, the bride named Luigi!" He declared as Luigi walked out.
Riku did a spit take from his fruit punch, Jerry's eyes twitched and Blooey's eye twitched and then he laughed and fell to the ground and continued to laugh. "THIS IS PRICELESS!" Blooey yelled through his laugh.
"Do I look cute?" Luigi smiled.
"That's...debatable..." Riku said.
"I have never seen a bride with a mustache and a manly voice...BUT NOW I HAVE! THIS IS TOTAL BLACKMAIL!" Blooey yelled in satisfaction. "THIS IS PERFECT!"
"I...am...scarred for life..." Jerry said.
"Well, let's go take down Hizza." Luigi said as they nodded and walked off.
"I still can't get over the dress, you look female except for the mustache and the manly voice." Riku said.
"Well, we gotta do this, or else there's no stopping Hizza." Luigi said.
"Good point." Riku said.
"After we're done here, I am going to stop you from putting on fancy dresses, I feel like that's my purpose in life now..." Jerry muttered.
"Oh where's the fun in that?" Blooey asked.
"Hold on, I think this is Hizza's lair." Riku said.
"What makes you so sure?" Blooey asked.
"The sign." Riku said, pointing to a sigh named 'Hizza's Lair'.
"How convenient." Luigi said as they walked in.
Fire Temple (The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time)
"You know, it's not that bad in here." Luigi said.
"You kidding? It feels a little warm in here." Blooey said.
"One question, why is Blooey crispy orange and not the natural white?" Jerry asked.
"He tripped while launching me, I just so happened to land in the lava." Blooey said, glaring at Luigi.
"Wow." Jerry said as they continued through the lair.
"I see guards. They must be servants to Hizza." Riku said as he put his chin over in thought. "Hmm, alright...Luigi, put the veil over you, you go to the guards and tell them that you're the sacrifice, once they let you in, we'll knock 'em out and join you." Riku said as Luigi nodded as he put the veil over him.
"Good luck...lady." Blooey said, chuckling to himself as Luigi walked over to the guards.
"Oh! We got a bride!" One of them said.
"Hi, I'm the sacrifice." Luigi said in a girly voice, hearing muffled laughing from Blooey.
"I have never seen a girl with a mustache. She must've been shaving at such a young age." A guard said.
"Well, a bride is a bride. Let's let her in." The other said as they opened the door as Luigi walked in.
"What do we have here?" asked a voice, as Luigi jawdropped at the sight. A two headed snake he saw, one of the heads was actually the tail, as Luigi fainted at the sight.
"NOW!" Riku yelled as he used Firaga on the guard while Blooey launched himself to the other, instantly knocking them out.
"Sweet!" Jerry exclaimed as they walked in to see the snake.
"What'sssss thissssss? Intrudersssssssssss?" Hizza hissed as Luigi instantly recovered and took off the veil.
"HA! I'm actually a guy! I'm not a bride at all!" Luigi smirked as Riku held his Way to the Dawn up high.
"You dare intrude in my lair? Sssssssssssssso be it. I will eliminate you all." Hizza said.
Stallord Second Half (The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess)
Hizza breathed fire at them, but they quickly dodged as Luigi ran over, but he tripped and faceplanted...while Jerry accidentally saw a bit...TOO much.
"I...am not going to sleep for a while." Jerry said.
Blooey charged up and launched over to Hizza, but the second head smacked him away, but Blooey instantly recovered while Riku used Curaga on him.
Jerry ran over to Hizza while his fuse was lit and then exploded near him, as he jumped back, landing near them.
"That exsssssplosion won't do nothing. You intrudersssss are toassssssssssssst." The two headed snake said.
"Wait a minute, I have an idea." Luigi said as he ran towards Hizza.
"Luigi! What are you doing?!" Riku exclaimed.
The snakes lunged at him with open mouths, but Luigi quickly jumped to the left, as one of the heads bit the other, as Hizza screamed in pain.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!" Hizza yelled before disappearing in a puff of smoke.
"That was it? Lame." Blooey said.
Fire Temple
"Hey, look at that!" Riku exclaimed as he pointed to the ground. A marvelous compass piece!
"Booyah!" Luigi exclaimed as he walked over to it and took it, as an image appeared in his head. "Circuit Break Island, huh?" He said outloud.
"Well let's head there next." Jerry said as they nodded in agreement.
Pianta Village
One explanation and changes of clothes later...
"Well, we're headed off now." Luigi said.
"WAIT!" The mayor yelled, catching their attention.
"Luigi, would you like to stay and marry my daughter? You are the hero of our village and she really likes you." The mayor smiled as Luigi looked over to the daughter.
"Hi." She waved smiling.
"Hi." Luigi said as he looked at him. "I'll think about it." He said.
"Great! We set up a room for you guys! Stay and enjoy the bachelor party!" The Mayor smiled as he walked off.
"Well NOW what?" Blooey asked.
"Don't worry...I have an idea." Luigi said.
Later that night...
"You guys still awake?" Luigi asked as they nodded while lying in bed. "Let's go then, everyone else is asleep."
They quietly closed the door and ran away from the village and hopping into the boat.
"Alright, let's head to Rogueport to recharge." Riku said as they nodded.
Rougeport
"And that's pretty much it." Riku said.
"Woooooooow..." Yoshi, Lightning and Koops said at the same time.
"Blooey, do you know what's funnier?" Mario asked.
"What is it?" He asked.
"Luigi dressed up as Princess Peach one time." Mario said as Luigi blushed in embarrassment.
"Mario!" Luigi exclaimed in horror.
"Luigi...dressed up as...Princess Peach?" Blooey asked as his eye twitched again and then started laughing hysterically.
"Yeah, I'm going to be sticking to this guy for a LOOOONG time..." Jerry said, picturing Luigi in a princess outfit.
"PRINCESS LUIGI! I CAN SEE IT NOW!" Blooey yelled as everyone walked away, as Luigi noticed Riku laughing too.
Meanwhile...
Toad Town (Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story)
"WAHAHAHAHA!" Yelled a certain fat man as they were throwing toilet paper over Mario and Luigi's house.
"Wario! This is great!" Waluigi said as Wario nodded in agreement.
"What are you guys doing?" someone asked as they turned to see Daisy and Rosalina.
"Oh, just TP'ing the idiot bros house, what are YOU doing?" Wario asked.
"Coming to see if Luigi is home." Daisy said.
"HA! Good luck! We discovered that Luigi is away so we decided to make this house pathetic." Waluigi explained.
"What do you mean?" Daisy asked curiously.
"Oh we just barged in the house and noticed a letter and a picture of you on the couch." Wario said as he reached in his pocket and gave Daisy the letter. "This letter to be exact." He said.
Daisy read the letter, as her eyes widened in horror and then clenched her fists in anger.
"Daisy?" Rosalina asked.
"Come on Rosalina, we're going somewhere." She said as she took Rosalina's arm and walked off.
"Now where were we?" Waluigi asked.
"Messing up the house?" Wario asked.
"Oh yeah!" Waluigi said as they laughed evilly together.
I felt like Lightning should be with the crew. Just being a Glitzville-only character? Yeah, I thought differently.