Rogueport (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)

"So Luigi dressed like Peach, huh?" Sora asked.

"Well, yeah...He wanted to confuse a certain enemy by changing into Peach. I thought he was crazy but I went along with it." Mario replied as they reached the pipe to the sewers.

"Where does this pipe lead to?" Yoshi asked.

"You'll see." Mario said as they jumped in.

Rogueport Sewers (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)

Once they got out of the pipe, they heard yelling as Sora looked in...only for Lightning to slam into him while Yoshi slid behind her. "Well that was fun." Yoshi said as he got up. "Hey, what are you doi-OH MY GOD!" Yoshi yelled.

Lightning just so happened to accidentally kiss Sora as they down on the ground as Lightning was on top, both of them with surprised looks and blushing.

"That's it, I REALLY need to step up my game." Yoshi said as Donald and Goofy were pointing at the two and laughing...mostly at Sora.

Lighting's lips parted from Sora as she blushed in embarrassment. "Um, let's never speak of this." She said as Sora nodded in agreement.

"I gotta admit, that was funny." Mario said.

"He's been trying to save those lips for a certain someone, but they always find some other girls' lips if you know what I mean." Donald said while chuckling.

"Yeah yeah, shut up." Sora muttered as they got in the pipe and got in.

"You know, I wonder..." Mario said as he charged up his spin technique and spun his hammer around, revealing a spring underneath the brick. "You gotta be kidding me. At least it's better than turning into a paper airplane." Mario muttered, as Lightning and Yoshi gave him strange looks. "Long story." He said as they all jumped up from the spring.

The Thousand Year Door (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)

"Good LORD, its a thousand years old and it's...still standing AND in color? That doesn't make sense." Yoshi said as they walked to the pedestal.

"Sometimes when something is undisturbed for a long time, they'll still be intact and in color." Lightning said.

"Yeah well, it looks like the paint hasn't faded at all. I don't get it." Yoshi muttered as Mario stepped on the pedestal while hanging on the map, as the bright lights surprised Lightning and Yoshi. "Hello! That was so sudden!" He exclaimed.

Mario put the map up high with the lights glowing bright as it then lowered to Mario as he grabbed it while everyone gathered around him.

A very dark creepy thing popped up on the map, with some dark trees popping up as well.

"Well that's creepy." Goombella said.

"VERY creepy." Koops said as they walked back to Frankly's house.

"You know, we should tell the professor about the email you got." Goofy said.

"That's what I was thinking." Mario said.

Professor Frankly (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!" Frankly yelled as the outside of the building shook, and scared off a few birds.

"These X-nauts plan on dominating the world by opening the door and unlocking the legendary treasure and they want to collect the Crystal Stars first?! You need to get to the Crystal Stars first by any means necessary!" Frankly exclaimed.

"We will." Flurrie said.

"One question, professor. Where does this lead to?" Goombella asked as she handed him the map.

"Oh! I know that place! It's the Creepy Steeple beyond Twilight Town!" Frankly told them.

"Twilight Town? We've been there. It has a nice clock tower and it's always sunset." Sora said as Donald and Goofy smiled at the memories.

"Actually, that's not the Twilight Town you know, this is a very DIFFERENT Twilight Town...wait a minute..." Frankly said.

"Give me your money." A Bandit said very seriously to a Shy Guy.

"THERE ARE TWO TWILIGHT TOWNS?! HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?!" Frankly yelled really loud again, shocking the Bandit as the Shy Guy ran away.

"Great, there goes ANOTHER one." The Bandit muttered as he walked away angrily.

"Geez, you yell loudly." Lightning muttered as Yoshi nodded in agreement.

"Sorry, but anyways...the way to the Twilight Town, you visit it in the sewers, like when you had to visit Petal Meadows and Boggly Woods." Frankly told them. "You have to go in the west side of town to go in the sewers, I don't know how, but I'm sure you'll find a way." Frankly said.

"Alright, see you later." Sora said as they walked out of the building.

Rogueport

"Alright, to the west side of town!" Donald exclaimed as they ran off.

When they got to the West side of town, Mario noticed a little grate in the middle of the road. "Heh." He smiled as he turned paper thin and went in.

"Well how are we going to go in there?" Yoshi asked.

"Hey guys..." Goombella said as she looked at a very big Warp pipe. "How are we going to get up there?" She wondered.

"Maybe I can help." Flurrie said as she picked up Goombella and put her in the pipe, then Koops, then Lightning...and then everyone else, followed by Flurrie herself.

Rogueport Sewers

"I think this leads to Twilight Town." Mario said as everyone got on the lowered platform as they jumped up to the ledge and got to the door.

"Nice warp pipe." Lightning said as Donald jumped in.

A few seconds later, Donald shot out of the warp pipe and hit the ceiling. "Ouch." Yoshi said.

"Wonder what's going on." Mario said as he jumped in...and the same thing.

"Okay, we need to tell Frankly about this, this pipe is screwed up." Goombella said as they nodded and ran off to Professor Frankly.

Professor Frankly

"Back so soon?" Frankly asked.

"The warp pipe that was supposed to send us to Twilight Town? It wouldn't let us go through." Lightning explained.

"Really? How odd..." Frankly said as he was suddenly deep in thought.

"Professor? You in there?" Goombella asked.

"Aha! I got it!" Frankly exclaimed as they looked at him.

"I remember seeing a boy that usually hangs out at the back of the building. If I recall correctly, his name is Darkly. Look for him, he may have something in mind." Frankly said as they nodded and walked out.

Rogueport

"I think I see how we can get behind the building." Lightning said as she pointed to an alleyway.

"Wow, how come I never seen that?" Goombella asked as they walked over to the alleyway.

"I think I see Darkly." Koops said as they saw a kid hanging out in the shadows.

"Knowing Rogueport, he could be a criminal." Goombella said.

"Nah, i'm not a criminal, I came all the way from Twilight Town." The boy said.

Laughter and Merriment (Kingdom Hearts II)

"So...Darkly, we need some help." Sora said.

"Shoot." He said.

"Well, we need to get to Twilight Town, but whenever we go in the pipe, we keep getting shot out." Sora explained.

"Oh! Say no more. All you need is your name written on yourself. It's really weird but that's how it goes." Darkly said as he pulled out a marker. "So what are your names?" He asked.

Once they all told their names, Darkly began writing on random places.

"It feels weird on my elbow." Sora said.

"Gawrsh, that tickles!" Goofy chuckled as Darkly wrote on his arm

"Hey! Watch the tail feathers!" Donald exclaimed.

"Is it normal that my name is on top of my hat?" Mario wondered.

"H-hey! Watch it back there!" Goombella exclaimed.

"Great, how am I going to explain to Koopie Koo I have my name on my shell?" Koops wondered.

"It feels weird on my back." Flurrie said.

"Aw yeah! I feel like I got a tattoo on my back!" Yoshi exclaimed.

"This...doesn't feel right." Lightning thought to herself as Darkly wrote her name behind her knee.

"I don't know what business you have in Twilight Town, but good luck...you're going to need it." Darkly said as they walked back to the Twilight Town warp pipe.

A few minutes later...

"You guys ready?" Mario asked as they nodded as they all jumped in the warp pipe, as they were taken to Twilight Town.


Come to think of it, I'm thinking of replacing Ms Mowz with Lightning because let's face it... Ms Mowz is worthless.