To BlazingEdge: No, I don't plan on doing a sequel.

To Kingdom Hearts Guy: Heheh, don't worry.


"Hey there, slick!" said a voice as they noticed Sora's body sitting on the shack again. "You know, I can't even imagine you three betraying me like that, maybe I should tell the others you plan on betraying us." He said with a smirk.

Organization XIII (Kingdom Hearts II)

"Like we would go with a cocky jerk like you, you snake." Yoshi said.

"Ouch, I'm hurt." He said sarcastically as he jumped down as Vivian took a good look at him.

"You look...familiar..." Vivian said as she put her finger on her chin in thought. "Can't quite put my finger on it but whatever, you're just cruel, stealing this guys name and identity. It's just wrong." She said.

"Tell you what, I'll give that kid his name and body back if you guys can guess my real name." He said with a smile.

"Um, Wario?" Yoshi asked.

"Pete?" Goofy guessed.

"Ganondorf?" Vivian wondered.

"Waluigi?" Lightning guessed.

"Pittoo?" Sora guessed.

"Wrong wrong wrong wrong AND wrong! Who would name their kids that?"

In the Mushroom Kingdom...

Toad Town (Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story)

"Alright, next we raid Peach's cas-...Did you hear that?" Wario asked Waluigi.

"Hear what?" He asked.

"I feel someone is calling my name stupid." Wario muttered.

"Yep, I feel it too." Waluigi said.

Somewhere in Hyrule...

Ganondorf was busy playing the organ again until he stopped. "Is someone trash talking my name?" He wondered. "Must be Midna again." He said as he shrugged and continued playing.

In Maleficent's castle...

"I have a good plan to sneak into Disney Cast-...is someone trash talking my name?" Pete wondered. "My name isn't stupid." He muttered.

Skyworld...

Palutena's Temple (Kid Icarus: Uprising)

Dark Pit walked around until he stopped. "Something wrong?" Pit asked.

"I feel someone is calling my nickname stupid, which I agree with." Dark Pit muttered.

"Oh please, your name is not stupid, Pittoo." Pit smiled.

"WILL YOU QUIT CALLING ME THAT?!" Dark Pit snapped at him.

Back at Twilight Town...

Organization XIII

"Alright, let's battle." The doppelganger said, but they quickly ran away from him. "Hmph, you're no fun." He said, making a portal and walking in.

Twilight Trail (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)

"So that was the guy, huh?" Vivian asked as Sora nodded. "Well we'll figure out his name eventually, but right now we need to go to the Creepy Steeple." She said as they walked in the forest.

"So Roxas...what were you like before?" Vivian asked Sora.

"Um, cheerful, friendly, really optimistic and awesome with the Keyblade." Sora replied.

"Key what now?" Vivian asked as Sora summoned his Ultima. "Oh! That looks pretty cool." She smiled as she walked with them.

"I have this feeling something is going to pop out in front of us, like Heartless." Goofy said.

"Did Goombella rub off on you or something?" Sora asked.'

"Nope, I'm just being cautious." Goofy said as they walked in the tree.

"I wouldn't be surprised if Heartless decided to come out in a dark place like this." Lightning said as they continued walking.

"What is Heartless anyways? I keep asking my sister, but she keeps saying 'I'll tell you when you are old enough to understand.'." Vivian said.

"Heartless are dark creatures that goes after people's hearts and since there is darkness in every heart, they go after 'em." Sora explained.

"I'm amazed my sisters weren't killed by the Heartless...or maybe they're actually Heartless." Vivian said, thinking out loud.

"Well that explains how Grubba turned into a heartless." Yoshi said. "His heart has extreme darkness in it."

Creepy Steeple (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)

"Okay, we've been here before but how are we going to find out that dude's name?" Yoshi asked as Vivian noticed a well.

"I have an idea." Vivian said as she pointed to a well. "Maybe we can sneak in from the well."

"Gee, what if there's water in the well?" Goofy asked as Sora walked over and looked down.

"It's empty, it's like it hasn't been used for years." Sora said as they all jumped down in the well.

"Okay, creepy." Yoshi said as they walked around the well.

"So this is what the inside of a well looks like..." Lightning said as they walked around.

What in the world? Vivian wondered as she noticed some ominous dark yellow eyes on a wall.

"You okay, Vivian?" Goofy asked.

"Yeah, I was just seeing some weird looking eyes that are yellow." Vivian said.

Sora stopped moving as he took out his Ultima. "We got company." He said as Shadows, Dark Balls and Invisibles appeared in front of them.

Night of Fate (Kingdom Hearts)

Lightning took out her gunblade and quickly used Firaga as Sora did the same thing on the Shadows while Yoshi ate up a Dark Ball and spat it out to an Invisible.

A Dark Ball went right for Vivian, but she quickly Fire punched it away, burning it in the process as Goofy threw his shield at the same Dark Ball.

An Invisible slashed Lightning, but she blocked it as they kept slashing each other while Sora used Sonic Blade on a couple of Shadows.

Yoshi ate another Dark Ball and spat him out to Vivian as she used a fiery uppercut on said Dark Ball, as it was sent flying off while they high fived each other.

Lightning slashed the Invisible's sword away and then used Thundaga on it while Sora jumped up and used Strike Raid on another Invisible.

Creepy Steeple

"So those we're Heartless?" Vivian asked.

"Yep, there's many more than just those things." Sora said as they kept walking until they looked down at a small passageway. "I guess we gotta crawl." He said as they nodded as they began to crawl through.

Laughter and Merriment (Kingdom Hearts II)

"Hey! Quit pushing!" Yoshi exclaimed.

"Not my fault!" Lightning told him.

"Gawrsh, it's really small in here." Goofy said.

"You don't say!" Sora exclaimed, glaring at them.

"DAMN IT, LIGHTNING! QUIT PUSHING ME!" Yoshi yelled.

"YOU'RE THE ONE THAT KEEPS GOING SLOW!" Lightning yelled.

"YEAH! THAT'S BECAUSE IT'S SO GOD DAMN TIGHT!" Yoshi yelled back.

"WOULD YOU ALL QUIT YELLING?! IT'S DRIVING ME NUTS!" Sora yelled.

"WELL THIS SMALL PASSAGE WAY IS DRIVING ME NUTS! SO SHUT UP ABOUT THAT AND QUIT PUSHING ME!" Yoshi yelled.

"YOU'RE BLOCKING THE DAMN WAY! IF YOU WEREN'T IN FRONT OF ME, I WOULD'VE GOTTEN THROUGH THIS EASILY!" Lightning yelled.

"ARE YOU CALLING ME A SLOWPOKE?!" He yelled.

"YOUR WORDS! NOT MINE!" She yelled.

Vivian was at the end of the passage, hearing every single word with a sweatdrop. "This is going to take a while..." She said to herself.

"CAN'T YOU MOVE FASTER?!" Yoshi yelled. "THIS WOMAN IS TRYING TO PUSH ME!"

"I'M NOT EXACTLY USED TO TIGHT SPACES HERE!" Sora yelled.

"Neither am I." Goofy said calmly, as he was the first to get out.

Sora was the next one out, then Yoshi, and then Lightning.

"That took longer than expected." Vivian said as they all looked at her. "What?"

"How the hell did you...?" Yoshi asked.

"I can sink to the earth and freely move through the passageway without getting stuck." Vivian smiled.

"YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!" They all yelled, as Vivian laughed nervously.

"I think I should've took out with me one by one...it just occurred to me." She smiled innocently as they continued down the passageway.

Creepy Steeple

"Hey, I remember this way." Yoshi said as they looked down through a window. "I also remember that box." He said as they looked to see another small passageway. "Oh hell no." He muttered.

"I can help." Vivian said as she pulled Yoshi down and then got in the next room, then Lightning, Goofy and then Sora.

"That felt weird." Yoshi said.

"Glad I could help." Vivian smiled as Yoshi rolled his eyes.

"So what's with this parrot?" Sora wondered as he looked at a parrot while everyone else looked through some chests.

"Uh...what's this?" Lightning asked as she pulled out a letter P. "Either someone didn't finish a puzzle or someone put it here on purpose." She said.

"I'm going with the former." Yoshi said as Lightning tossed it away while Vivian looked at a parrot.

"A key?" Goofy asked as he then noticed the locked door. "Ooooh." He said as he unlocked the door.

"I have an idea, Roxas." Vivian said as she pulled him underground.

"HEY! Where did they go?" The parrot asked as the trio looked at him.

"It's nice to have some company, I mean I'm stuck HERE guarding what? NOTHING. This is TOTALLY NOT FAIR, DOOPLISS!" The parrot exclaimed as the trio's eyes widened.

Vivian and Sora came up from underneath. "ACK! Uh...pretty bird! Pretty bird!" The parrot said.

"Nice try." Sora said.

"Ah shut up." The parrot muttered as they walked through the door.

"So it's Doopliss, eh?" Lightning smirked.

"Let's go get your name and body back!" Vivian exclaimed as they ran off.


Tight spaces = Hilarity!