To Dario Flaman: Yep, it's Heavy!
Rogueport (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)
They walked in the inn as they noticed a pirate looking at a strange jewel. "Hey, is that that feller over there Flavio?" Goofy asked.
"Could be." Sora said as they walked to him. "Excuse me, do you happen to go by Flavio?" He asked.
Laughter and Merriment (Kingdom Hearts II)
"That is my name." Flavio said, looing at them.
"You see, we're in need of a ship to get to Keelhaul Key, we're just wondering if you have a ship." Mario said.
"Ha! Of course I do, I was planning on going to Keelhaul Key and find it's treasures so I can have it a-I mean share it with my crew." He said.
"You just want it all for yourself, right?" Lightning asked.
"Maybe, anyways, why do you seek me to go Keelhaul Key anyways?" He asked.
"We're looking for a Crystal Star and according to this treasure map, it leads to Keelhaul Key." Mario explained.
"Hold on, did you say 'treasure map'?" Flavio asked.
"Yep, we sure did." Goofy said.
"Let me take a look at this map." Flavio said as Mario gave him the map. "Sweet mother of the Pacific Ocean...this is a real treasure map!" He exclaimed as he looked at him. "Well now! I shall name the man with the red cap the captain. To the ship!" He declared and ran off.
"Let's-a go!" Mario said as they ran off.
Rogueport
Once they got to the ship, they were amazed at the sight. "Oh my god, that is one cool ship." Goombella said.
"I...am amazed." Koops said.
"It's amazing, that's for sure." Yoshi said as they walked to the ship.
"There's a...one small problem." Flavio said as they got to the ship. "We have no navigator. The sea is very rough near Keelhaul Key, so we need a navigator so he could help us avoid the rough waters so this is...embarrassing." Flavio said.
"Hey!" A Bob-omb said, grabbing their attention. "Couldn't help but overhear your predicament but there IS a navigator here in Rogueport." He said.
"What are you talking about Pa-Patch?" Flavio asked.
"I'm saying there's an old Bob-omb named Admiral Bobbery in the east side of Rogueport, has his own house and everything. He used to sail the seas." Pa-Patch explained.
"Aha! Alright Captain Mario and friends, you guys go find this Bobbery fella." He said.
"Alright." Mario said as they walked away.
Goofy looked behind as Donald was standing there, looking at someone. "Hey Donald! You coming?"
"Yeah, I am. I'm just looking at that suspicious looking person right there." Donald said, pointing to him.
"Who, Four-Eyes? He's very friendly." Flavio said.
"Nice to meet you. Buh huh huh huh huh." Four-Eyes said.
"Where have I heard that laugh before?" Goombella wondered as Donald started to catch up with them.
They all walked to the east side of Rogueport, but before they could get passed Frankly's, a goon stepped in the way.
"Oh no you don't. You need to pay the fine before entering here." He said.
Flurrie flew up to him and blew wind right at him. "NO FAAAAAAAAAAAAIR!" He yelled as he landed in the water. "JUST YOU WAIT! I WILL COME BACK TO YOU EVENTUALLY!" He yelled.
"Well that was easy; I was going to karate chop the back of his neck, but that works too." Vivian said, smiling innocently as they got to the building.
"Let me check." Vivian said as she went underground and popped up in the house, behind an old Bob-omb. "Excuse me; do you happen to be Bobbery?" She asked as the old Bob-omb turned around.
"Who the bloody heck are you? Never heard of this Bobbery chap. Now go away." He said as he walked to the door and unlocked it. "Get out." He ordered as Vivian shrugged and went underground.
She popped up near Sora. "Well, he didn't say he was Bobbery." She said.
"Maybe Professor Frankly knows something about him." Goombella said as they walked to his place.
Professor Frankly (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)
"Hey Professor Frankly? Do you know where Admiral Bobbery is?" Goombella asked.
"Bobbery? Yeah, he's next door." Frankly replied.
"Thanks." Goombella said as they walked out.
Rougeport
"So it WAS Bobbery..." Vivian said and then sighed. "He just HAD to lie to an innocent girl."
"Said the girl who was going to karate chop that guys neck." Koops said.
"Okay, I may not be THAT innocent." She giggled as they walked back to Bobbery's house and walked in.
"Hey! What are you blokes doing in my house?" Bobbery asked.
"We're going to Keelhaul Key and we need a navigator, a friend said your name and we came to get you." Lightning explained.
"Ha! Good luck going over there. The sea is rough and you will NEVER get me back to the sea. NEVER! Now get out of here." Bobbery ordered as they sighed and walked out.
"Well this stinks, what now?" Koops asked.
"Hmm, maybe someone at the inn knows about him. I could be wrong but it's just a hunch." Goombella said.
"Well let's go back there." Mario said as they walked to the inn.
As they walked in, they looked at the Bartender. "Let's try him." Lightning said as they walked over to him.
"Excuse me." Vivian said, grabbing the Bartender's attention. "Do you happen to know what's the deal with Bobbery?" She asked.
"Dang it, I was going to say that." Yoshi muttered.
"Ah, Bobbery. He said he didn't want to be at sea ever again, correct?" He asked as they nodded. "Well, I'd tell you a story but it's sad. You up for it?"
"We can handle sad stories." Sora said.
"I...uh...yeah sure." Koops said, uncertain if he would be able to handle it.
Roxas (Kingdom Hearts II)
"It all started when Bobbery was a young sailor and he met a beautiful girl named Scarlette. They were madly in love with each other and then got married. It was a beautiful relationship and I just happened to be Bobbery's best man on his wedding day."
"Whenever Bobbery went out to sea, she would faithfully await his return. His sea adventures could've taken days, weeks or months. But whenever he came back, she would happily greet him." He said.
"However, things happen when you're gone. One fateful day when Bobbery went out to sea, Scarlette became ill. No one knew how she became ill, but she was extremely sick and Bobbery didn't know about this."
"When he came back, he was too late. She succumbed to the illness and died. Bobbery became grief stricken and blamed himself for Scarlette's death. He vowed never to go to the sea ever again."
"Before she died, she wrote this letter and told me, 'Podley, give this to Bobbery.' She said as she gave me the letter...and then died. I tried to give it to him after he blamed himself, but I never had the chance to give it to him." Podley explained as he gave the letter to Sora.
"I don't know what business you have with Bobbery and the ocean, but give him this." He said as they nodded and walked out of the inn.
Rogueport
"...Wow." Koops said, wiping tears from his eyes. "That explains why Bobbery was against the ocean."
"No kidding." Sora said as they walked back to Bobbery's house.
"What in the hell are you doing back here?!" Bobbery exclaimed once they walked in.
"We have a letter...from Scarlette that Podley gave us." Sora told him.
"Y-you do?" Bobbery asked as Sora gave it to him and Bobbery opened it up.
The Other Promise (Kingdom Hearts II Final Mix)
"Bobbery, if you're reading this...then I have passed away. I assume you might blame yourself for my death, but I want you to be happy, sail the seas once again. I know you have passion for the seas so I would like you to be happy even if I have died. – Scarlette." Bobbery read.
"...Excuse me for a moment." He said as he walked in the other room as the others looked at each other.
"Scarlette...I am happy now that I have read the letter. So I will return to the seas once again by your request." He said as he walked out, looking at them.
Sora (Kingdom Hearts II)
"Now what are you standing here for? You wanted a navigator, right? Quit standing there and let's get to the seas once again!" Bobbery exclaimed.
"Alright!" Sora said as Bobbery ran off.
"That seemed to do the trick." Lightning said as they ran after him.
Sorry for the lateness, I just accidentally wrote this really late at night. Expect another chapter today!
As for yesterday...Gust Bellows as the new item for Smash. Yeah, it just blows wind right at ya, sending you away.