Rogueport (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)

They ran to the port as they saw Bobbery on the ship. "Man, he's fast!" Vivian exclaimed as they got to the ship.

"When I get called to sea, I run fast." Bobbery explained once they got on the ship.

"Great, now we have our navigator to Keelhaul Key. Now let's set sail!" Flavio exclaimed.

"Alright, to Keelhaul Key, we shall get there in a few days." Bobbery told them as the ship set off.

Suddenly, an X-Naut appeared near the Gummi Ship. "Grodus, Four-Eye has infiltrated the ship. I repeat, Four-Eye has infiltrated the ship." He said as he looked to the other X-Naut raiding the Gummi ship. "What are you doing?"

"Just looking through this ship that I assume came from that spikey haired boy, duck and dog." The other X-Naut said as he looked at the other. "Wanna go for a joy ride?"

"I call shotgun!" He exclaimed as the two got in and then flew off with it.

The Great Sea (The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker)

Day one: Seas are great, Pa-Patch and the duck got in this huge argument that no one knows about but them. I have no idea what's between them but we'll figure it out. Bobbery seems to be in great spirits, I don't know how Captain Mario and his friends made him so happy.

The next day

Day two: Seas are a bit rough, but Bobbery managed to get us out of the rough areas and we are still on course to Keelhaul Key. However, the Lightning chick developed sea sickness. Sora keeps using that heal spell on her, but she just ends up getting sick again, I should've considered getting a medic. Oh well.

The next day

Day three: It turns out, Captain Mario is also a medic but for some reason he wears his doctor outfit inside his regular outfit. I don't know why he does, but he gave the Lightning girl some medicine and advised her to lie down for a few hours. That seemed to do the trick. The duck and Pa-Patch still keeps getting into arguments though, The ghost girl and the dog are trying to calm them down.

Later that night...

"Never knew you were a doctor, Mario." Koops said as Mario smiled.

"Well, I am." Mario said as he changed back to his normal outfit.

"Why do you even wear the doctor outfit when you're wearing your normal outfit?" Vivian asked.

"Always gotta be prepared." Mario said.

"Hey Bobbery! How much longer until we get to Keelhaul Key?" Yoshi asked.

"Oh not long, probably a few more hours until we get there." Bobbery replied.

"You know, Four-Eyes didn't a single word during this whole trip." Goofy said, looking at him.

"I'm a man of few words..." Four-Eye said as Goofy nodded in understanding.

"While we're waiting for a few hours, I guess I can tell a few tales." Flavio said.

"Oh great, there he goes telling another story." Pa-Patch muttered.

Mario noticed Lightning coming out of the ship, rubbing her head. "You feeling okay now?" He asked.

"Sorta, I never thought I'd be sea sick." She said while sighing.

"The sea is not for everyone, my dear Lightning." Bobbery said as he walked to her. "But you are a brave and courageous woman who gets sea sick. I am proud that you are braving the sea and not chickening out." He smiled.

"Bobbery, did you know that she's a soldier?" Koops said.

"Yeah...a soldier that gets sea sick..." Lightning muttered.

"All soldiers have at least one weakness, your weakness is the open sea and it looks like you're conquering it." Bobbery said, as he then noticing Lightning going green again. "...Well, sort of." He said as Lightning ran over to the edge again.

"Mama mia..." Mario sighed, when suddenly, the ship stopped.

"Did the ship just stop?" Pa-Patch asked as Sora used Curaga on Lightning again.

"Thanks..." Lightning weakly said.

"Hey, Flavio! The ship stopped!" Pa-Patch said.

"Huh? Well go see what's wrong!" He ordered as Pa-Patch nodded as he climbed to the top.

"Hey! I'm going up there too!" Donald said as he climbed up with Pa-Patch.

"Oh brother, here we go again." Sora sighed.

"Suddenly, I feel much better. Are we at Keelhaul Key yet?" Lightning asked.

"We're a few hours away, but we stopped for unknown reasons. I'm getting a little suspicious right now." Bobbery explained.

Laughter and Merriment (Kingdom Hearts II)

"Hey! Quit shoving me!" Donald exclaimed.

"You're the one that's shoving me, you crazy duck!" Pa-Patch told him as they kept glaring at each other.

"QUIT YOUR FIGHTING AND FIGURE OUT WHY WE'RE STUCK IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE!" Flavio ordered while yelling.

"Easy now..." Mario said as Flavio sighed.

"Sorry, I can never understand why those two argue a lot." Flavio said.

Donald and Pa-Patch glared at each other before looking out. "I'm not seeing anything, I think the engine stopped." Donald said.

Suddenly, a blue flame poked Pa-Patch from behind. "Quit poking me, duck." He muttered quietly as the blue flame shoved him this time. "WOULD YOU QUIT SHOVING ME?!" He yelled at Donald as he turned around, the blue flame disappearing.

"I'm not shoving you!" Donald told him as he turned around.

"Don't lie to me, duck." Pa-Patch said.

"I am NOT lying to you. I am not even tou-...Pa-Patch. Look behind you." He said as he suddenly grew scared.

"What are you blabbering about now?" He asked as he turned around, seeing the blue flame. "Oooooh." He said as he looked at Donald.

"Do you have any threes?" Yoshi asked.

"Go fish." Vivian said.

"Blast! I do." Bobbery muttered.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Pa-Patch and Donald yelled, grabbing their attention as they climbed down.

"TH-THEY'RE HERE!" Pa-Patch yelled.

"Who's here?" Sora asked when suddenly tons of blue flames surrounded the ship.

"The ghosts! That's who's here!" Bobbery exclaimed.

Night of Fate (Kingdom Hearts)

"OoOoOoOoOoOoO! OoOoOoOoOoo! Turn baaaaaack before your ship sinks to the bottom of the ocean!" A voice suddenly said.

"That voice...it can't be..." Bobbery said.

"Yikes, that's creepy." Koops said.

"WHOEVER YOU ARE, YOU DON'T SCARE ME! THIS PIRATE IS AFRAID OF NO GHOSTS!" Flavio yelled.

"So beeeee iiiiiit. You will sink to the bottom of the oceaaaaan." The voice said.

Suddenly, the ship began to sink. "OH GREAT! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!" A Toad yelled at Flavio.

"I guess I'll never see my brother now. Thanks a lot." Another Toad muttered.

"MAYDAY! MAYDAY! WE'RE GOING DOWN!" Koops yelled, freaking out.

"We will NOT abandon ship! A captain stays with their sinking ship and so will it's crew!" Flavio declared, as he noticed a couple of Toads and Four-Eyes abandoning ship. "YOU COWARDS!" He yelled.

The ship sunk to the bottom of the ocean, taking everyone with it.

This just in: Metal Mario, Lakitu, and Shy Guy have been confirmed for Mario Kart 8. BUT THAT'S NOT ALL! We got new items! A Boomerang and that Planted Piranha Plant thing from 3D World.

But wait! There's more! We got retro Mario tracks! For the shell cup we got: Wii Moo Moo Meadows, DS Cheep Cheep Beach, GBA Mario Circuit, and N64 Toad's Turnpike.

Banana Cup: GCN Dry Dry Desert, SNES Donut Plains 3, N64 Royal Raceway, and 3DS DK Jungle.

Lightning Cup: So far, it's Tick-Tock Clock and...wait for it... N64 RAINBOW ROAD. Yeah, that's right. The beautiful music is returning once again!

The ones still being determined is Grumble Volcano, Music Park and Piranha Plant Slide.

That trailer brought me to tears.