Day 4: Ever since those ghosts sunk our ship, we drifted to the island, the casualty was my ship. Blasted ghosts! However, we did lose sight of our navigator, Four-Eyes and a Toad.

Day 5: We set up a shop, and a small inn for the others. Still no sign of Bobbery, Four-Eyes and the Toad. I assume they're walking around the island, looking for food for all of us. Pa-Patch blames me for the sunken ship, however.

Day 6: Just when we were getting settled on Keelhaul Key, we encountered two people on the island. They call themselves Toon Link and Tetra, they seem to be great friends with Captain Mario, judging by the way they hugged. They probably got stranded the same way we did. The question is, how do we get off this damn island?

Keelhaul Key (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)

Sora was sitting on the ground, looking at the ocean. "How are we going to get off this island?" He wondered.

"Well, we are here for the Crystal Star but we don't know where it's at." Goofy said as he sat down next to him.

"Uh, guys?" Lightning grabbed their attention. "You might want to come see this." She said as they got up and ran off with her.

"They're fighting...again?" Sora asked as Lightning nodded.

"If you weren't in one of your story moods, we wouldn't have crashed on this damn island!" Pa-Patch exclaimed.

"Says the scaredy cat Bob-omb that got scared of one simple ghost!" Flavio told him.

"Shut up! We don't know where Bobbery is, he's probably dead along with Four-Eyes. Let's face it. You are a very bad sailor!"

"Take those words back."

"Never."

"FINE THEN! WE SHALL SETTLE THIS LIKE GENTLEMAN!" Flavio yelled.

"Alright, break it up!" Toon Link said as he got between them. "I can't stand it when people fight." He said.

"What about the time when we took down Ganondork together?" Tetra asked. "Besides, you said it yourself that you like to fight."

"That's totally different!" Toon Link looked at her with annoyance.

"Mama mia, I have this feeling this fight will go on forever..." Mario muttered.

"You know what? We should settle this somewhere else." Pa-Patch said.

"Yeah, I agree!" Flavio said as they walked off together, causing Toon Link to facepalm.

"Well, at least you tried." Vivian said.

"Trying to stop two pirates from arguing is like trying to tell Bowser that Ganonbutt is more sinister than him." Toon Link muttered as Tetra laughed at this.

"Good one!" She laughed.

"Well, we still need to find Bobbery, Four-Eyes and the Toad, but since these two keep arguing, it gets us nowhere. It's more annoying when Donald fights with Pa-Patch." Yoshi said.

Suddenly, they both heard Pa-Patch and Flavio scream as they turned to them while Flavio and Pa-Patch running back and hiding behind Sora.

"What is it, Wolfos? Stallord? Skulltulas?" Toon Link randomly guessed.

"No! Them!" Flavio said as he pointed to two blue fires coming for them.

"Seriously? I was expecting more of a challenge." Toon Link said as he shrugged and took out his sword.

"G-go after them!" Flavio ordered as Sora sighed and took out his Ultima while the others got ready for combat.

Tension Rising (Kingdom Hearts II)

"According to my tattle log, the blue flames are called Embers." Goombella said.

"How about if I just call them Fire Butt?" Toon Link asked as he ran over to an Ember and slashed it while Sora used Thundaga on the same Ember.

"TAKE THIS!" Tetra said as she slashed through an Ember while Koops slammed into the same Ember.

"This might not work, but..." Toon Link brought out a Bomb and threw it, as it exploded right on the Ember...which killed it. "Huh?"

"They're weak against explosions." Goombella said, reading from her Tattle log.

"Seriously? GO ME!" Toon Link cheered while Mario jumped behind him and hammered the other Ember, killing it as well.

Keelhaul Key

"Okay, instead of just sticking around here, I vote we just let Captain Mario and his friends find Admiral Bobbery and the other two." Flavio said.

"Alright then, let's go then." Mario said as they walked off.

"Honestly, I never seen such a cowardly pirate before." Toon Link said, cutting some huge grass in the way.

"Remember when you joined the pirates? You were cowardly, you were screaming your head off the entire time." Tetra teased.

"Well EXCUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE me, Zelda! You launched me from a freaking cannon!" Toon Link shot back.

"Ha! I can never forget that priceless moment." Tetra giggled.

"So how did you guys get here anyways?" Mario asked.

"Well, we were on our way back to Hyrule when we accidentally come near this stupid island. Next thing we know, our entire ship is destroyed." He explained.

"And when we were back, I was going to show Link my fancy new dress once I transformed back into Zelda, but I guess THAT won't happen, considering the dress is lost as sea somewhere..." Tetra muttered.

"Wow, that sucks." Koops said.

"Tell me about it..." Tetra muttered.

"You filthy fire ghosts! Away with you!" said a voice as that grabbed their attention.

"Did you guys hear that?" Donald asked.

"We're not deaf, you know." Toon Link told him as he brought out his hook shot and fired it at a tree above the cliff. "Alright, ladies first." He said as Flurrie picked up Goombella and flew up while Vivian took Lightning underground as they popped up above the cliff. "That's NOT what I had in mind!" He exclaimed.

"Ah get over it, Mario gets interesting friends all the time." Tetra said as she climbed up the hook shot.

"I'm RIGHT here, you know." Mario said as he climbed up, then Sora, then Donald, Goofy, Koops and Yoshi, while Toon Link followed them up.

"Ah, it's Bobbery, Four-Eyes and the Toad!" Yoshi exclaimed.

"That's Four-Eyes? I was kinda hoping for a guy with actual four eyes." Toon Link said.

"Really dude?" Tetra asked.

"Hey, we saw weird things on the sea, you'd think a guy with four eyes would be a really weird thing for me to say?"

"Good point." Tetra said.

Bobbery noticed Sora and the others and then he looked Four-Eyes and the Toad. "You guys go with them; I'll fend 'em off as long as I can." Bobbery ordered.

"But..." Toad said.

"JUST GO!" Bobbery ordered as he ran off, the Embers following him.

"He's brave, I'll give 'em that." Four-Eyes said as he looked at them. "I think you should follow him, he might need some help." He said as they nodded. "As for you, in front of that computer screen. You better not tell these guys who I REALLY am if you know what's good for ya." He said as he walked off with the Toad.

"Uh...?" Lightning wondered while tilting her head.

"What computer screen?" Mario asked.

"I'm wondering if Pit is rubbing off on everyone." Toon Link wondered as they ran off to catch up with Bobbery.

They ran through the bridge and then noticed Bobbery. "Is that the best you can do? Ow! I've faced things tougher than you!" He exclaimed.

"Not exactly a badass..." Tetra said.

"HEY FIRE FREAKS!" Toon Link yelled, grabbing the Embers' attention. "Why don't you pick on someone else?" He asked as the Embers glared at them and went for them.

Tension Rising

"FREEZE!" Lightning yelled as she used Blizzaga on the Ember while Toon Link fired some arrows at another.

Goofy used Goofy Tornado on the Ember as Sora used Thundaga on it.

Koops spun in his shell and launched himself to the Ember, but it dodged, however Tetra grabbed Koops and threw him to the Ember, knocking it to the water. "Nice one!" Koops said as they both high fived.

Yoshi ran over to the last Ember and gulped him up. However... "HOT! HOT! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!" Yoshi yelled as he breathed fire...right in Toon Link's face.

"Oh...that's gotta hurt." Tetra said as Toon Link coughed out smoke.

"First Charizard, now this..." Toon Link muttered as Yoshi grabbed Lightning's gunblade and used Blizzaga on his mouth.

"Ah...much better." He said.

"And yet...Bowser's fire breath didn't faze you?" Mario asked.

"It wasn't that hot." Yoshi said as he gave Lightning back the gunblade.

Roxas (Kingdom Hearts II)

"You came to save me..." Bobbery weakly said. "However...it's too late for me now. I'm all beat up...I have one last request. Go back to the camp and...get some Root beer for me...before I be with Scarlette once again." He said.

Toon Link raised an eyebrow at this and shrugged. "Uh...Tetra, how about you keep an eye on him while we go get the soda?" He asked.

"Keep an eye on him? Boring!" Tetra exclaimed as they walked away.

"Do you think he's faking it?" Mario asked.

"Oh I know a faker when I see one." Toon Link muttered as walked back to the camp.

Keelhaul Key

"Ah, Four-eyes! Toad! You're back." Flavio said as he then noticed Sora and the others.

"Captain Mario and friends, where's Bobbery?" He asked.

"Seriously injured...or at least he THINKS he is. He requested some Root Beer for his final request." Toon Link replied.

"Root beer? We got plenty in the cooler." Pa-Patch said as he opened up the cooler and looked in. "Let's see...ah, this'll do." Pa-Patch said as he took out a root beer and gave it to Mario. "Give it to Bobbery for us." He said as they nodded and walked back.

Meanwhile...

Tetra looked at the clouds while lying down next to Bobbery. "This is totally boring." She muttered.

"Waiting for death to take me isn't quite as boring as you think." Bobbery said as they both noticed them coming back, however Tetra noticed Toon Link shaking the Root Beer.

Oh dear...I have this feeling... Tetra thought to herself.

"Here's the Root Beer you requested." Toon Link said, while giving it to Bobbery.

"Thanks, lad." He said as he took it while Toon Link looked at them and held his fingers up, counting down.

As soon as Bobbery opened it up, a soda explosion sprayed out right in his face. "WHOA!" He yelled.

"You were faking your death, weren't you?" Toon Link asked.

"Can't an old sailor have their moment?" Bobbery asked while drinking what was left of the Root Beer. "Ah, much better."

"You could've TOLD ME he was faking it." Tetra said.

"Sorry." Toon Link smiled innocently as Tetra rolled her eyes.

"Well what are we standing here for? Let's continue on." Bobbery said as they nodded and walked off.

"Okay, what is with this wall?" Donald asked when they reached a dead end.

"Wait, there's something on this wall." Tetra said as they looked at it. "It's shaped like a skull."

"Where have I seen that before?" Goombella asked as they all thought about it.

"Wait, I remember Flavio having it when we walked at the inn at Rogueport, I remember him taking it." Lightning said.

"Well let's go get him then." Bobbery said as they ran off.

Isabelle, the Animal Crossing cutie has joined Smash 4! ...As a new Assist Trophy. But that's not all! There will be a Smash Bros Direct on the 8th. Finally, we get to see when the release date is and get another newcomer. I call Palutena!