Keelhaul Key (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)

"So what is this skull you just mentioned?" Toon Link asked as they were walking back.

"Well, it's this red crystal skull that Flavio had in Rogueport." Lightning explained.

"That'a fancy way to call a rupee." Tetra said.

"I doubt it's a rupee, but it sounds fancy...and a little familiar." Toon Link said.

"What, you seen it before?" Mario asked.

"No, but I feel as if I've seen a movie about a crystal skull, though." Toon Link replied.

"Ah! Bobbery! You have returned!" Flavio exclaimed once they got back to the camp.

"Flavio here was crying like a baby because he thought you died." Pa-Patch said.

"I WAS NOT!" Flavio yelled at him.

"Flavio, we need you to come with us." Bobbery said.

"What? No. I'd rather stay here, away from any monsters because I care about my comrades here." Flavio said.

"Comrades? AS IF. You only care about yourself. Think about it, you hid behind Sora like a coward and told him and us to fight the Embers. You just wanted us to sacrifice our lives to save your sorry ass. You don't care for your friends, you only care for yourself." Tetra scolded.

"Can I just say that I'm in love right now?" Yoshi asked.

"Sorry, I called dibs on her a long time ago." Toon Link smiled.

"H-how dare you! You can't speak to me in that tone with me! I will not move from this spot." Flavio protested.

"I'm the captain here and I say you should come along with us." Mario said.

"Who made YOU captain?" Flavio asked.

"I believe you did." Mario replied.

"Alright, let's put up a vote. Who here wants Flavio to stay?" Vivian asked as only Flavio raised his hand.

"Who here wants Flavio to come with us?" She asked, as everyone ELSE raised their hands.

"I hate you all..." Flavio muttered.

"Now come along. We are wasting time as it is." Bobbery said as they walked up, with Flavio trudging behind.

"If everyone else raised their hands, I would've stayed at the camp." Flavio said.

"You're just looking out only for yourself, not your fellow pirate crew as well. You are just a whiny, bratty, greedy pirate that wants what you want. That's not going to work when I'm around, buddy." Tetra said.

"So is she always like this when she's Zelda?" Sora asked Toon Link.

"When she's Zelda, she's calm, innocent and very friendly. When she turns into Tetra however...it's a whole new personality change. She turns into a complete badass." He replied as Sora nodded in understanding.

"I wonder if Donald can go under a personality change, I'd like to see a more friendlier duck." Koops said, as Donald glared at him.

They reached the wall as Flavio stopped walking. "Why did you stop?" Vivian curiously asked.

Laughter and Merriment (Kingdom Hearts II)

"I just felt like it, just wanted to take a look at the rock from the distance." Flavio said.

"Is someone afraid of a little water?" Lightning asked.

"Me? No. This pirate is afraid of NO water!" Flavio exclaimed.

"And yet, you're afraid of a little blue flame." Toon Link said.

"Shut up." Flavio muttered as Sora walked to him.

"Can we use your red crystal skull?" He asked.

"What?! Why?" He asked in shock.

"Well, there's a hole shaped like your skull in the rock and we're going to see if it fits." He explained.

"...Fine." He said as he gave the skull to Sora. "But be careful with that." He ordered as Sora nodded and walked to the rock wall.

"Let's see, we just hook this thing up to this hole right here." Toon Link said as Sora gave him the skull as he placed it in. It fit perfectly. "OH YEAH!" Toon Link fist pumped.

"Hmm, were these eyes glowing all this time?" Goofy wondered as he was looking at the statues.

"Oh! I remember something from a song I used to sing. Stomp on the little ones head three times and whack the big one four times...and then throw a bomb at something, but I don't understand right part." Flavio explained.

"I got the stomping part." Yoshi said as he ground pounded on it, and then Tetra pushed him off and stomped her foot on it, and then Lightning jumped on it, landing right on top of it.

"Well that was easy." Tetra said.

Sora took out his Ultima while Lightning took out her Gunblade, Mario took out his hammer and Link took out his sword. "This will go well..." Donald muttered.

All four of them lunged and hit the big head at the same time. "Doesn't that count as one time?" Vivian wondered as she noticed a hole in the wall opening up. "...I guess not."

"I got it." Toon Link said as he pulled out a bomb and threw it, however his aim was way off as it hit the wall and bounced back to him and exploded.

The smoke cleared as Toon Link coughed out smoke. "Nice aim." Tetra sarcastically commented.

"Shut up." Toon Link muttered.

"Mario, throw me. I assume you have better aim than Toon Link over here." Bobbery said.

"HEY! I HEARD THAT!" Toon Link yelled as Mario picked up Bobbery and threw him right through the hole, as Bobbery exploded behind the wall, destroying it. "Show off." He muttered as Bobbery walked out without a scratch on him.

"Nice work! The cave that probably leads to the legendary treasure you are looking for." Flavio smiled and then frowned. "WAIT! MY SKULL! YOU DESTROYED IT!" He yelled...as the skull landed in front of him. "Oh, never mind."

"So quick to judge..." Tetra muttered.

"Well, you guys have fun in the cave. I'm heading back to camp." Flavio said as he ran off.

"Coward." Tetra said. "One of these days, I'm going to force him to put his big boy pants on." She muttered as they walked in the cave.

Day 7: Captain Mario and his friends are now in the Pirate's Grotto. I hope they can find the treasure they are looking for and I'm glad Tetra went with them. She scares me.

Pirate's Grotto (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)

"Well, this cave smells...like something, but I don't know how to describe it." Toon Link said.

"How about it reeks like hell?" Yoshi suggested.

"Nah, I'm thinking of extremely damp." Toon Link said as they walked through the entrance of Pirate's Grotto.

"OoOoOoOoOoOoO! OoOoOoOoOoOoOoO!" The same spooky voice said.

"Okay, creepy...that was the same voice we heard when we were coming to the island." Koops said.

"That's what we heard too when we came close to the island by accident." Toon Link said.

"Well whatever it is, we need to exercise extreme caution around here. There's something I'm not trusting about this place." Tetra suggested.

"Tetra's right, who knows what might happen here. Stay close together." Bobbery said as they all nodded and walked farther in Pirate's Grotto.

I think i'm having too much fun voicing Tetra...