Chapter 2
-One hour later-
No guests have arrived yet, angering Waluigi immediately. "How long is this going to take?!" Waluigi wasn't planning to give up now, not after all of the work that he had put into this place to make it a party. Calming down, he patiently waited again hoping that someone will show up.
-Three hours later-
It was 7:15 and still no one has even made an attempt to show up to the party. While they were still waiting, Wario was sleeping on Waluigi's couch, snoring loudly in the living room and DJ Koopa was busy in the kitchen getting something to eat. Waluigi came to the conclusion that everyone still despises him, so he gave up and calls it a night. "Even when I'm doing something nice for once these punks still hate me!", he cried stomping his foot in anger and frustration. He marched upstairs into his room and slammed his door shut, not caring about the two downstairs. Suddenly, the doorbell rang, awaking Wario from his sleep.
"What was that?", he asked dozily, rubbing his eyes before hearing the doorbell ring again. He hopped off of the couch and walked to the front door, opening it and saw Shy Guy and Koopa Troopa outside.
"Is this where the party is?", Koopa Troopa asked, looking up at Wario.
"What party?", he asked, still drowsy from his past nap.
"Waluigi's party. This is the right address, right?"
Wario quickly caught himself, realizing that someone has finally showed up. "Oh yeah Waluigi's party. Yes you two are at the right place", he replied. "Please come in."
They made their way inside the big house, not really knowing what to do since they are the first party guests to arrive. "I'm guessing that we came early?", Koopa Troopa said.
Locking himself in his room, Waluigi was sitting on his bed completely depressed and angry that not even one person has shown up to his event. All of that hard work that he put in to make this happen and no one has even shown him some sympathy. He heard knocking on his door and didn't even care to open it as he was still upset. "Hey get out here. You got visitors", Wario's voice was heard from behind the closed doors.
Waluigi quickly turned his attention to the door. "W-What did you just say?", he asked trying to grasp Wario's last words.
"What, are you deaf? I said you got visitors."
Waluigi was instantly happy when he heard what Wario said to him. Even though he gave up, he knew deep down inside that someone would take the time from their day to come to his event. He joyfully headed downstairs, eager to find out who were his first party guests. As he entered the living room he saw his first party guests sitting on the couch. It looks as though they were either waiting for more people to arrive or waiting for something interesting to happen.
"Welcome to the party!", he said merrily, alarming everyone from his sudden arrival.
"I'm thirsty!", Koopa Troopa cried. He was relieved when he found the punch near him and helped himself with the free drink as Wario and Wauigi watch him. Waluigi gasped as he remembered what Wario secretly hid into the drink. After Koopa Troopa was finished from quenching his thirst, he threw away his plastic cup and sat back on the couch as if everything was normal.
"I thought you said that you put liquor in the punch", Waluigi whispered to Wario.
"I did. You just wait until it kicks in a few minutes later. He'll be so drunk."
Everyone heard the doorbell ring and Waluigi goes off to answer it. He opens the door and saw Magikoopa standing outside, levitating while on his broomstick. Waluigi invites him in, seeing the broom release a pleasant rainbow vapor near him while the flying Magikoopa hurries into the living room. Waluigi heard cries coming from his living room and swiftly made his way there worried that something has gone terribly wrong. The worried feeling instantly washed away as he saw Magikoopa spinning Wario in the air with his magical powers, amusing his party guests.
"Don't just stand there and watch, you idiot. Get me down!", Wario yelled.
Waluigi ignored him as he laughed at his friend being twirled in the air by magic. Waluigi heard the doorbell ring again and rushes off to answer it. As he opened his front door he was surprised to see someone that he really wasn't expecting to come to his party.
"What're you doin' here, Bowser Jr.?", he questioned folding his arms.
"My dad didn't wanted to go, so he told me to come to your party", Bowser Jr. replied. "I hope you're okay with that?"
Waluigi knew that Bowser Jr. was a troublemaker but he desperately needed more people, so he decided to at least give him a chance and let him inside. "Yeah its alright. Welcome to the party."
As Bowser Jr. disappeared into the living room, Wario came and quickly gave him his bag of money. "Here, hold this. I'll be right back."
"Waluigi looked at him, wanting to know where his friend is running off to. "Wait where are you going?"
"The bathroom. Make sure no one takes my bag of cash!"
He goes upstairs into the bathroom leaving Waluigi alone with his belongings. While trying to find a place to rest it, he thought that the best place to conceal it is his room, so he decides to keep it there until Wario gets back. While the small party goes on in his living room, he goes up into his bedroom and rests the jiggling bag of coins under his bed. He was startled when he heard the sound of glass breaking coming from downstairs. "What in the world?" Running downstairs into his living room, he was angry when he found shattered pieces from a glass picture frame in the middle of his living room floor.
"Who's responsible for this?!", he asked everyone in frustration.
Everyone quickly points at Bowser Jr.
Waluigi almost went berserk but quickly settled down since he didn't want to try anything cruel to make his guests leave and hate him even more. "It's alright, one little mistake isn't gonna hurt anybody." He gets a broom and cleans up the mess as everyone goes back to watch more of Magikoopa's magic in the party. After cleaning up the damaged picture frame, Waluigi was impressed that Magikoopa is actually keeping his party alive for him with all of the amazing and somewhat strange magic and illusions that he is performing to the party guests, but then something suddenly felt awkward. Koopa Troopa sniffed the air in wonder and nearly barfed in his mouth as it wasn't pleasant. "What's that smell?!", he asked after he covered his nose quickly. Everyone in the living room noticed the horrid smell and also covered their noses, making cries of disgust. Startled at their reaction, Waluigi sniffed the air as well and his eyes grew huge while he quickly covers his nose as he knew who and where this is coming from.
"Dammit, Wario why now?!"
"Alright, I'm getting out of here!", Bowser Jr. announced, taking his leave while everyone follows him.
Waluigi jumped in front of the leaving party guests and stopped them. He was not going to let anyone leave because of this little situation that he might solve. "Everyone remain calm. I will handle this."
As everyone went back to their seats, he runs upstairs and almost passed out when he arrived to the front of the bathroom door. "Hey, hurry up in there! You're makin' everyone leave", he shouted loud enough for Wario to hear while he's in the bathroom. Suddenly, he heard Wario release a very loud, disgusting fart in his bathroom and almost felt the door made a sudden vibration to the sound. "Oh, my God!"
Waluigi was relived when he heard sound of flushing in his bathroom as Wario exits, sighing contently. "Ahhh… I feel five pounds lighter." Waluigi just nodded his head and rolled his eyes.
He heard the doorbell ring again and smiled, knowing that more guests have arrived. "Great more people", Waluigi said before turning his attention to his gassy friend. "Go find the air freshener and spray up the place while I answer to door."
Waluigi goes off to answer his door and his bright smile changed to a very dull frown when he saw someone that he truly wasn't looking forward to meet outside his front door. It was his archrival, Luigi, standing outside giving him a very mischievous smirk. Waluigi tried to slam the door in his face but was quickly stopped by him.
"So… this is your party, huh?"
"Yeah… so what?"
"Well, good luck with that", the green capped plumber finally said before he turned around and left.
Waluigi growled and slammed the door, angry to see his rival again. He turned around sharply, going into the kitchen and stopped in his tracks when he heard the doorbell ring again. Still upset, he marches to front door and opens it. "I swear, if I see your ass on my lawn again I'll kill you, cut you up in pieces, feed them to my Chain Chomp, bring you back to life, and start all over again!", he yelled with his eyes closed, unaware that his new party guests, Hammer Bro. and Dry Bones, were standing outside.
"Damn, what did we do?", Hammer Bro. asked, surprised from Waluigi's outburst.
Waluigi opened his eyes and facepalms, hoping that his party guests won't leave because of what he just said. "Uh s-sorry about that", he replied, trying to get the right words together. "Welcome to the party." After inviting them in, he heard a distant whistle nearby. He turned his face to the sound and was irritated when he saw Luigi giving him a thumbs down while he laughs. Waluigi growled silently and slammed his door shut from being teased by his rival.
