Pirate's Grotto (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)
Everyone walked further until they came across spikes raising from the floor. "Okay, that's totally unfair." Toon Link said.
The spikes lowered as Donald smiled. "Coming through!" He exclaimed as he ran forward.
"WAIT! DONALD!" Toon Link yelled but the spikes rose up, as Donald yelled in pain as he fell in the water, and then he jumped out of the water screaming in pain as he landed near the others, with a fish biting his tail, causing Toon Link to facepalm while Tetra just randomly poked the fish.
"I got it." Sora said as he used Magnega to pull the fish from Donald's tail and then threw it back, and Tetra poked Donald's bare tail.
"Huh, it feels weird." Tetra said as Donald glared at her.
"Hmm, so it's timed." Mario said as the spikes rose from the ground and lowered, five seconds later it repeated the cycle.
"So we have five seconds to go through this spiked floor, but judging how long it is, it's going to be challenging and near impossible." Toon Link said as the spikes rose while Sora used Curaga on Donald.
"Sora, what if you put a stop spell on these spikes so we can easily go through them?" Goofy suggested.
"I had the same idea." Sora said as he took out his Ultima and used Stopza on the spikes.
"Sora my boy, you continue to amaze me." Bobbery said as they easily walked through the spike trap.
"This is so amazing." Tetra said as they got past the trap, and then the spikes rose up. "In your face, spikes." She smiled as Toon Link and Lightning gave her an odd look before they continued forward.
As soon as they continued forward, they heard something as they turned to see Bullet Bills coming for them. "INCOMING!" Koops yelled as they all dodged them as they noticed Bullet Bill Blasters at the end of the bridge.
"Oh I see, it's the 'You Shall Not Pass' crew." Toon Link said.
"Well we are going to pass once we're through with these idiots." Tetra said.
Rowdy Rumble (Kingdom Hearts II)
The Bullet Bill Blasters fired Bullet Bills at them, but they ran forward as Mario and Toon Link jumped on the Bullet Bills while Tetra and Lightning slashed them away after the two jumped on them.
"Where did you find those jumping skills?" Mario asked.
"I learned from the best when Tabuu happened to ruin the Smash tournament." Toon Link replied while smiling as he pulled out his Hookshot and fired at a Bullet Bill as he turned around and fired it at Sora, who used Aerial Slam on it, causing it to explode once it hit the ground.
Flurrie blew wind at another Bullet Bill, making it turn around as it slammed into the other Bullet Bill that Toon Link was on as it exploded. "WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOA!" He yelled as he was launched and then landed on the Bullet Bill Blaster. "I...uh...meant to do that!" He said.
"Well it worked." Tetra said, slashing another Bullet Bill while trying to glare at Flurrie.
Toon Link pulled out two bombs as he put a bomb in one and the other one in the other Bullet Bill Blaster. "TAKE COVER!" He yelled as he jumped off and landed near Sora, as the two Bullet Bill Blaster's exploded.
Pirate's Grotto
"Well that's one way to get rid of them." Yoshi said as Vivian and Tetra pushed the Blaster's in the water.
They continued forward as they noticed a waterfall and a gate in front of it. "So uh...does anyone know where that leads to?" Yoshi asked.
"I have no clue." Toon Link said as they jumped through the gap.
"Something tells me we need to find a lever of some sort." Tetra said, looking at a machine hooked up to a gate as they continued walking.
"Oh great, a locked door." Toon Link muttered.
"Hey, we can climb up this wall here." Sora said, pointing.
"Climbing? Piece of cake." Toon Link said as he started to climb, and then noticed Mario doing his famous jumps on the steps, Flurrie holding Goombella and Koops, Sora, Donald and Goofy flying up, Vivian pulling Lightning down as they pulled up, and Tetra and Bobbery riding on Yoshi to the top. "ARE YOU ALL THAT LAZY?!" Toon Link exclaimed.
"Nah, we like to do it our own way, your way is just too boring." Tetra told him as she helped him up.
"Well excuse me for doing it the original way..." Toon Link muttered as Tetra giggled at Toon Link's annoyance.
"Hey, this door is locked." Lightning said, looking at it.
"Hmm, I wonder..." Toon Link said as he planted a bomb near it and ran for cover, as it exploded...but the door was still standing and hardly a dent. "Are you kidding me?" He asked.
"Now now, that wasn't a bad thought, there might be something a little bit more...better than blasting open a door." Mario said.
"Hey Mario, I see a switch on that little ledge right there." Bobbery said as Mario noticed.
"I'll throw you up there." Mario said as he picked him up and threw him, as Bobbery exploded near the switch, and the door opened up.
"That was easy." Bobbery said.
"OoOoOoOoOoOoOoO! OoOoOoOoOoO! Turn baaaaaaaaaaaaack...leave this plaaaaace or you will never leaaaaave." The ghost voice said.
"Ha! We are NOTHING like Luigi! We can take you on!" Toon Link declared.
"Why did you bring Luigi into this?" Tetra asked.
"Well, he would've bailed when he heard the voice...and I still tease him ever since he was afraid of freaking Waddle Dees." He explained.
"Yeah true, but I think everyone should give Luigi a little break every now and then." Tetra said as they walked further.
"I swear, I feel like I've been to this room." Donald said.
"It's probably because it's the same room, but a different area of said room." Lightning said.
"I was thinking the same thing." Mario said as they walked forward, jumping over the small waterfall and continued onward.
"So what room is this?" Goombella wondered.
"Looks like a storage room, but I don't know what it's for." Lightning said as they looked around.
"Hey look!" Goofy said, pointing to a key on a shelf.
"Hey, if we get that key, we can unlock that door." Toon Link said.
"I got it." Flurrie said as she flew up to get the key and flew back down and gave it to Sora.
"Thanks, now let's go unlock that door!" Sora said as they ran off back to the door.
As soon as they got to the cliff, Sora, Donald, Goofy and Mario jumped down, Flurrie carried Koops and Goombella down, Yoshi landed with Tetra and Bobbery, Vivian popped up next to Sora with Lightning as they all looked up at Toon Link. "Hey, it's fine if you jump!" Tetra called out to him.
"I know, I'm just taking my time." He said as he took a deep breath and backed up. "You are not a cliff jumper...you are NOT your adult non-cartoony self..." He told himself as he looked at the gap. "...Here goes nothing." He said as he started to run and then jumped...and then he fell. "AAAAAAAAAAAAH!" He yelled as he landed on someone. Tetra to be exact.
"Oh, are you okay?" Lightning asked.
"I think we need to give them some privacy." Vivian giggled as Toon Link's lips met Tetra's lips while Sora unlocked the door.
Toon Link parted from Tetra as they both blushed. "When I imagined my first kiss, I imagined it under moonlight at Hyrule alone." Toon Link said.
"Well...we can always do that after we get off this island." Tetra said, blushing as they walked through the door with the others.
This WOULD'VE been put up hours ago, but as I was typing this story, I was easily distracted.
If you haven't noticed, Toon Link made a Lord of the Rings reference.