Pirate's Grotto (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)

"Oh great, more spikes." Toon Link said as spikes were coming out from the wall.

"I got it covered." Mario said as he turned into a paper tube and rolled his way forward, only to stop at some lower spikes and then continuing on and then he turned back to normal at the end.

"HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!" Toon Link exclaimed.

"Oh, it's a long story." Mario replied.

"By long, you mean complicated, right?" Tetra asked.

"Yeah." Mario said as Sora used Stopza on the spikes as they easily walked through it.

When they walked in the next room, they heard an explosion as they noticed Bullet Bill Blasters and Bullet Bills. "These guys again?" Toon Link asked.

"Well let's do what we did last time." Sora said as Toon Link nodded.

"Let's do it." Toon Link said, taking out his sword.

Rowdy Rumble (Kingdom Hearts II)

Toon Link quickly ran forward and slid under the Bullet Bills that were fired while Mario and Sora jumped on top of them and then Lightning quickly slashed both of them, as they both hit the wall at the same time, causing two explosions.

Yoshi ran right through the explosion as Toon Link slashed a Bullet Bill away as Yoshi ate it and then spat it out right at Mario who did a backflip as his foot kicked the Bullet Bill right to the other Bullet Bill, causing both of them to explode.

Toon Link jumped up and landed on a Bullet Bill and then launched himself, took out his hookshot and fired at the ceiling. When it hooked to the ceiling, he swung forward and landed on the Bullet Bill Blaster while Tetra slashed the Bullet Bill away.

"Here's a couple of bombs!" Toon Link smiled as he pulled out two bombs and put them in the blasters, and then jumped off and landed near Mario, and then the Blasters exploded.

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"That was just...amazing." Koops said as they walked forward.

"Heheh, thanks." Toon Link smiled as they continued onward.

"You know, I wonder. What is that blade you use anyways? I'm curious what it is." Tetra said, looking at Sora.

"It's called a Keyblade and the one I'm using is the Ultima." He explained.

"So...a Key acting like a sword? Well somebody got original." Toon Link said.

"Actually, it came to me one night." He said as he explained how he got the Keyblade.

"Wow, interesting story." Yoshi said.

"That beats Flavio's stories any day." Lightning said.

"Yeah, Flavio's stories a bit...weird." Mario nodded in agreement as they walked in the next room.

"Well that sucks, it's a destroyed ship...or what's left of it." Sora said.

"I wonder what we'll find in the ship. Could be something useful." Vivian thought out loud as they walked in the destroyed ship.

"Oh...hell..." Mario muttered as he noticed a black chest.

"What? Bad experiences with a black chest or something?" Toon Link asked.

"I guess you can say that." Mario said as he knocked on the chest.

"Oh! Visitors!" a voice said.

"What the hell was that?!" Tetra asked.

Laughter and Merriment (Kingdom Hearts II)

"Oh good, I was thinking no one would find me inside HERE in this deserted island of all places. I'm glad you found me." The voice said.

"Cut the charade. I met three of your friends in different places, all they did was curse me and you'll do the same once we find the key." Mario said, as Toon Link and Tetra raised an eyebrow.

"Come again? You found THREE of my friends? Dang it, I'm the last one then! Okay fine, ruin the moment, but seriously. I need to curse you once I'm out of here."

"Well fine, just need to find it here somewhere." Mario said.

Suddenly, Dark Balls, Soldiers, Air Soldiers, Powerwilds and an Ember appeared out of thin air.

"What the heck?" Toon Link asked.

"Heartless." Sora told him as he summoned the Ultima.

Tension Rising (Kingdom Hearts II)

"So is the Ember a Heartless or something?" Toon Link asked as he slashed a Powerwild.

"No, just a ghost." Sora told him as he used Triple Firaga on the Air Soldiers.

Mario ran over to a Dark Ball and swung his hammer at it while Vivian appeared behind a Powerwild and punched it from behind. "Seriously, Monkey Heartless? That's a little weird." She said.

"These Heartless lads all look weird." Bobbery said as he exploded near a Soldier, blasting it to an Air Solider which knocked them both down as Lightning used Zantetsuken on them.

Koops spun in his shell and slammed into a Powerwild and then kicked it to Donald who used Thundaga on it.

Sora jumped up and used Strike Raid on a Dark Ball while Tetra slashed a Powerwild.

Toon Link pulled out a bomb and threw it at the remaining Ember, as it was instantly killed by the bomb. "Whoa, I never knew my bombs was THAT powerful." He said as Sora noticed a key after all the Heartless were eliminated.

Pirate's Grotto

"Here you go." Sora said, giving Mario the key.

"Here goes nothing." Mario muttered. "Alright, I'm unlocking it." He told the chest.

"Alright...now without further ado..." He cleared his throat. "FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!" He yelled as the darkness trapped Mario, surprising Vivian, Bobbery, Toon Link and Tetra.

"MARIO!" Vivian yelled as Bobbery, Toon Link and Tetra ran over to the darkness.

"You okay in there, lad?" Bobbery asked.

Curse of the Black Chest (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)

"Alright, cut to the chase. What kind of curse are you going to give me?" Mario asked a little impatiently.

"Patience, my dear friend. I need to mock you first."

"About no this time? Your three friends mocked me and it's getting old." Mario told him.

"Alright fine...spoil the moment again." He muttered as Mario was enveloped by a bright light.

"What is it this time?" Mario asked.

"Turn you into a paper boat and not just those little toy paper boats, you can turn into a sailboat, a speed boat, a Titanic-like ship, you name it!"

"Isn't that kind of impossible? Humans can't turn into paper ships."

"Oh I see, you're one of THOSE people! If I had hands, I'd make a sign that said, 'Logic Police' with an arrow pointed at you, but I don't." he said as Mario rolled his eyes.

"Anyways. I'm done here. Thanks for letting me have my moment here." He said as the darkness disappeared.

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"Okay, I didn't understand that. What about a paper boat?" Toon Link asked.

"You'll find out later." Mario said as they walked out of the ship.

Lots of backtracking and trying to find a boat panel later...

"Ah, here's one." Mario said.

"So why are in here of all places?" Toon Link asked.

"Showing you." Mario said as he stepped in the boat panel...and turned into a speed boat.

"WHOA!" Toon Link yelled as they all hopped into the boat as Mario drove around.

"This...is actually pretty relaxing." Goofy said as he sat down and lay down on his back.

"Yeah, this is pretty cool." Donald said as then Mario turned...to the waterfall. "Uh oh."

"Don't tell me, we're all going down a huge waterfall?" Toon Link asked, his back turned to Donald.

"Yep." Donald said.

"We're all going to get drenched big time?" He asked.

"Most likely." Donald nodded.

"..Bring it on." Toon Link said.

"Where have I heard that before?" Tetra asked, before Mario went down the waterfall.

"WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOA!" They all yelled as the boat dived straight in the water...and then came up to the surface five seconds later.

"Yuck! Salt Water up in the nose!" Toon Link exclaimed in disgust.

"Well, that went well..." Lightning said while Goofy took his hat off and twisted it, as water poured out of it.

Mario turned a corner as they appeared in the room where the spikes were raising from the ground. "What are we doing here?" Tetra asked.

"I think I know why." Sora said, pointing to some sort of broken lever on a broken part of a ship.

"Oh! That could fit to the machine we saw earlier!" Tetra exclaimed as she jumped off Boat Mario, grabbed the lever and jumped back. "Now, let's go raise that gate." Tetra said.

One boat panel finding later...

"Mama Mia, I'm totally soaked." Mario muttered when he turned back to normal.

"Well that's what you get for going down a waterful." Tetra told him as they walked to the machine as Tetra hooked it up as Sora pushed the lever to raise the gate.

"OoOoOoOoOoOoOoO! OoOoOoOoOoOoOoO!" The ghost voice said.

"That freaky voice again? We must be getting close." Yoshi asked.

Toon Link looked at the waterfall and sweatdropped. "Are we seriously going down that thing again?" He asked.

"Yep, let's go." Tetra said as they walked away.

Two minutes later...

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" They all yelled as they fell down the water fall again.

Once Boat Mario came up, they were soaked and drenched once again. "Gross! I think I accidentally swallowed some sea water!" Toon Link exclaimed in disgust as Boat Mario sailed through the gate.

Oh GREEEEAT. Metroid is back as a returning Assist Trophy!

Hey, the Smash Direct is tomorrow!