Chapter 4

-8:53 p.m.-

After dancing manically for several minutes, Waluigi goes back into the house to check on Rosalina, making sure that she doesn't drink the punch.

"The party's going great, Rosalina. You gotta come out here and party with us!" He heard no reply. "Rosie, you there?" After getting not another reply, he goes into his living room and scratched his head when he realized that Rosalina wasn't there. He left the empty living room, going upstairs but paused when he realized that something was different in his living room. He returned there and his eyes popped open when he noticed that the punch bowl was half empty. "Oh, hell no!"

He felt someone poking him from behind, alarming him a bit as he turned around slowly and found Rosalina completely intoxicated, laughing and giggling foolishly. "Where you been, man. I was looking all over for you", she said in a slurred voice.

Waluigi instantly panicked to see Rosalina in this kind of state as he now hated himself for letting Wario poison his punch drink. "Rosalina, w-why did you drink the punch?!"

Rosalina looked up at Waluigi heavy-eyed and laughed again. "What punch?"

"This punch right here!", Waluigi exclaimed, pointing at the punch bowl.

"Ohhh… that punch. Well I got thirsty again, so I drank some." Rosalina picked up a cup that had some punch inside and tried handing it to Waluigi. "Here, have some."

Waluigi grabbed the cup from her hand and dropped it on a nearby table as he tried his very best to talk with his drunken guest. "How much cups of punch did you take?"

Rosalina was staggering while trying to reply to Waluigi's simple question. She pointed at something that was behind Waluigi as he turned around and gasped to see 3 empty red plastic cups on his living room table. Finally losing her balance, she limply fell onto Waluigi's chest while he tries helping her up. "What am I gonna do now?", he asked himself.

Waluigi thought that maybe Wario can figure out a way to get her back to normal, so he carries Rosalina to a nearby couch and lies her down, hearing some annoying laughter being heard from her. "You just stay here, I'll be right back. Don't drink anymore of the punch!", Waluigi said about to leave the area.

"Where are you going, baby?," Rosalina said surprisingly, stopping Waluigi from leaving.

Waluigi turned his attention back to Rosalina, startled at the name that she just called him. "W-What did you call me?"

"Don't play dumb, babe, now get back here and give me a kiss!", the silly princess replied to him, her voice still in a slurred tone.

Waluigi's only reply was a dull glare before taking his leave after Rosalina blew him a kiss and waving her goodbyes. Waluigi runs outside, trying to find his friend so he can find a way to help Rosalina. He found Shy Guy and Dry Bones busy having a conversation and approached them.

"Have any of you two seen Wario?". They both pointed to a nearby area where Wario was, busy gambling with Kritter, Petey Piranha, and Magikoopa. Waluigi made his way there and stopped Wario from his game, dragging him into the house.

"Hey, hey, hey what's your problem? You just stopped me from taking everyone's money!", Wario cried.

Waluigi hurried him into the living room and showed him the drunk Rosalina.

"Hi boys!", she greeted them in her slurred voice.

From Rosalina's drunken appearance, voice, and actions, Wario quickly knew the reason why Waluigi has brought him here. He chuckled since he clearly knew that her brain cells have taken a vacation. Waluigi glared at him, his left eye twitching awkwardly. "Well, don't just stand there, man. Do something!", Waluigi cried.

"Do what", Wario replied. "I can't do anything. Just leave her."

Wario's reply angered Waluigi, his left eye twitching even more. "What are you talking about?! We can't just leave her here!"

Wario groaned from hearing Waluigi annoying cries. "Alright, alright I'll carry her up to your room and stay in there to keep an eye on her so she won't hurt herself."

Waluigi quickly calmed down, hoping that Wario will do the best he can to keep Rosalina hidden until she gets back to her normal, calm self. "You better keep a close eye on that girl, Wario!"

Wario rolled his eyes and approached Rosalina while she was slouching on the couch, giggling and waving to him with slight bloodshot eyes. Wario easily lifted her from her seat and threw her over his shoulder. Before he could leave the living room they all heard the doorbell ring, almost startling Wario from its sudden sound.

"Be careful with her, man", Waluigi said before they both left the living room, Wario heading upstairs and Waluigi going off to answer the front door. As Waluigi opened the door he was confused to notice that there was no one outside then suddenly heard a cute, childish-like female voice.

"Are we late for the party?", the nice voice said.

Waluigi raised an eyebrow and peaked outside as he was shifting his head from left to right, trying to find the person who spoke to him. "No you're right on time. Um, where are you?"

"Down here", the voice replied.

Waluigi looked down and smirked when he noticed that his two new party guests, Toad and Toadette, smiling and waving at him. "Damn, am I really that tall?", Waluigi muttered silently to himself.

"Ooh I hear music. Sounds like fun!", Toad said with joy.

"Heh heh, great well, welcome to the party and the music's in the backyard if you two wanna head outside", Waluigi replied before inviting them in.

When they made their way inside, Waluigi gasped when he noticed Rosalina staggering towards them as she was still intoxicated and leaving him to wonder where the hell is Wario.

"Hi Rosalina! I didn't know you also came to the party", Toad said, unaware of her problem.

Rosalina replied slurred sentences back to Toad that was very complicated to understand, leaving him very confused. "Rosalina are you okay? What's wrong with your voice", he asked in wonder.

To Waluigi's relief, Wario appeared behind Rosalina, grabbed her, and again threw her over his shoulder. "You didn't see anything", he said to Toad, quickly running back upstairs into Waluigi's room.

Toad blinked, surprised at what just happened several seconds ago. "Is Rosalina okay? She looked kinda different."

Waluigi chuckled nervously, trying to find a way to erase that previous event from their memory. "S-so aren't you gonna go outside and enjoy the music?", he asked, hoping to get a reply from one of them.

Toadette smiled as she was a little eager to see what's going on in Waluigi's backyard. She grabbed Toad's hand and they both rushed outside. Waluigi breathed a loud sigh of relief as he was heading upstairs into his room to check on Wario and Rosalina. When he entered his room, Rosalina was lying sideways on his bed while Wario is sitting on a chair next to her, watching television.

"Hey what the hell just happened a while ago? How could you let her get away when you knew that more people was coming here?!", Waluigi exclaimed.

"Sorry, man", Wario apologized. "When I entered your room I found a coin laying on the ground, so I dropped the girl and picked it up. She probably got out because I left the door open", he explained, pulling out the coin from his pocket and showing it to Waluigi.

Waluigi groaned, annoyed at the careless actions his partner is doing tonight. He goes over to a window near Wario and looks outside. He was satisfied to see his party guests outside but he wasn't too happy about it since he wanted more and more people to arrive every 10 seconds. "I want more people to come to my party! 12 people isn't enough I want everyone from the Mushroom Kingdom to be here to my place! I want to make this something that everyone will remember and I want to be the most likable person around here", Waluigi cried before leaving his room in small anger.

After he left Wario suddenly had a bright idea, smirking and rubbing his chin cleverly. "So you want more people, eh? Alrighty then."

He was startled when Rosalina touched his shoulder, trying to get his attention. He looked at her and realized that she was somehow dizzy. He could see in her eyes that something very bad is about to happen any second. Before he could react it was too late, Rosalina leaned over the bed and threw up on Wario's chest. He screamed loudly in disgust as he couldn't believe what just happened to him.

Meanwhile downstairs, Waluigi was in his kitchen getting something to drink only to be disturbed when he heard Wario's cries. "What now?", he asked himself. He goes up into his room and gasped to see his partner covered in Rosalina's vomit. "What the hell just happened here?"

"I just got puked on by this girl that's what just happened!", Wario yelled in complete anger.

Waluigi laughed. He was happy to see what Wario gets for poisoning his punch drink. "This never would've happened if you didn't put your drinks into my punch drink! Ha ha that's what you get!", Waluigi cried in laughter.

Wario growled. "Oh, so you think this funny, eh?", Wario said getting up from his seat, ready to charge after Waluigi. "You're gonna get it!", Wario shouts, hurtling towards him.

Standing at the doorway, Waluigi was lucky enough to close to door before Wario was seconds away from catching him. He heard a very loud thud from behind the closed door as he knew that Wario crashed unto it. Waluigi laughed again, heading downstairs.

Random fun fact: This story was originally called Castle Party. What was supposed to happen in that story was that Daisy and Toad host a big party in Peach's Castle while Peach and Toadsworth go out for the day.