Pirate's Grotto (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)

"Well this is relaxing...minus everyone getting soaked again." Sora said as Mario was cruising on the water.

"Well, at least we can all relax." Bobbery said as he looked at Lightning...turning green again. "Well most of us." He said.

"We gotta get to a boal panel...and fast." Tetra said as Mario sped up...only it just made Lightning even worse.

"WAVES COMING UP AHEAD!" Koops yelled.

"Oh, this might be...trouble." Bobbery said, looking at Lightning who was leaning out of boat Mario. "Glad it's out back and in the front." He muttered.

Mario hit a wave as he caught some serious air. "WOOHOO!" Toon Link yelled as Mario landed.

"You'd think she wouldn't get sea sickness in here." Yoshi said.

"Maybe it's how the boat is moving, when the ship stopped before we sunk, Lightning was feeling much better." Vivian said.

"You might be on to something." Bobbery said as Mario sped right into a room.

"HEY! Is that a ship?" asked a voice, as they turned to the voice.

Laughter and Merriment (Kingdom Hearts II)

"Oh my god! It is!" A Toad said.

"HEY! HEY! OVER HERE! COME SAVE US!" Another Toad yelled.

"Well, let's go over there, I guess." Sora said as Mario made his way over there.

"Aww, it's made out of paper." A Toad muttered.

"How in the HELL is that thing floating with everyone on it?" Another asked.

"A guy once said, if you question logic, it only gets worse. So I don't question it." A Toad told the other Toad.

"Yeah well, I can question logic when I feel like it!"

"Do you guys need a lift?" Sora asked.

"Yeah, just to get off of this broken ship!" A Toad said as they all jumped off and landed on Boat Mario...which surprisingly didn't sink Mario.

"Wait for us!" said a voice as Sora turned to see Frankie and Francesca jumping on the boat, ironically it weighed Mario down.

"GOOD LORD, this ship is sinking already!" One of the Toad's exclaimed.

"I knew jumping in this paper boat was a bad idea." Another Toad muttered as Mario struggled to get to the land.

Once Mario got to the land, every Toad jumped off and Frankie and Francesca jumped off, followed by everyone else as Mario got to the boat panel. Once he turned back to normal, he was on his knees and sweating. "Mama mia..." He muttered.

"Sorry, we weigh more than Toads." Frankie said.

"Oh, so it WASN'T us!" A Toad said.

"Oh shut up!" Another Toad exclaimed.

Flurrie picked up Mario and carried him over to the others. "You okay?" She asked.

"I will be..." He muttered as he got up. "So what are you guys doing here?"

"Well, we were going to someplace romantic...until Cortez back there decided to shipwreck us." Francesa replied.

"I knew it..." Bobbery muttered.

"So I guess we're all shipwrecked here, that's just terrific." A Toad muttered.

"Well, we're going to have a little talk with Cortez." Lightning said, recovering from her sea sickness as she pulled out her gunblade.

"Give him a beating for me, will ya?" Francesca asked as they nodded and walked off.

"Ten bucks says that they'll get their ass beaten to Cortez." A Toad told another.

"You're on." The other Toad said, smirking.

Pirate's Grotto

"So...this is Cortez's ship." Sora said.

"Let's go in, we need to have a little talk with Cortez." Mario said.

"WAAAAAAAAIT A MINUTE!" yelled a voice as they turned to see Four-Eyes running up to them.

"Finally...caught up...with you." He said, panting.

"Four-Eyes?" Goofy asked. "What are you doing here?" He asked.

"Well, I got worried so I thought I'd come find you. Problem was, I got lost for like an hour until I finally found you." Four-Eyes explained.

"Well we're here now." Lightning said, while Donald was giving Four-Eyes a dirty look.

"Well uh...I'm not the one to give a pep talk, but sock it that Cortez guy and get that Crystal Star." He said as they nodded.

"Right, see you later." Sora said as they walked in the ship.

"Do it for everyone...and Grodus." He said, chuckling evilly and then noticed a couple of X-Nauts behind him. "Get the ship ready." He ordered.

"Four-Eyes looks too familiar." Donald muttered.

"I think you have a bit too much salt water in your system." Sora said.

"OoOoOoOoOoOoO! OoOoOoOoOoOoO! You ignored my waaaarniiiiings. Now come insiiiiide and meeeet your doooooooom." The voice said.

"We're close." Toon Link said as they nodded and walked to the door and opened it.

"OoOoOoOoO! OoOoOo-WHAT AM I DOING?!" The voice yelled as Cortez revealed himself to himself.

"Pirates don't moan! I may be dead and all, but seriously, what kind of a pirate am I?" He asked.

Mario noticed the Crystal Star on top of some treasure. "Hey uh, we just want to tell you something." He said.

"Oh let me guess, you want to steal my treasure? I don't think so." Cortez said.

"Look, we don't need to start a fight, we just want to say-" Lightning tried to say.

"Forget it! If you want to steal my treasure, you'll have to FIGHT me for it!" Cortez exclaimed.

"Oh brother...I guess we have no choice." Tetra said, as they all got in their battle positions.

Cortez (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)

Cortez's body showed up as he took out two swords. "Let's see what you amigos got." He said.

Sora summoned his Ultima and quickly slashed Cortez, but Cortez quickly blocked it with his swords while Toon Link threw a couple of bombs at him.

Vivian appeared behind Cortez and karate chopped the back of Cortez's neck...however, the spikes from the spine hirt Vivian. "OW!" She yelled.

"Ow, indeed! I never knew skulls could catch on fire." Cortez commented.

Sora quickly used Strike Raid while Lightning used Blizzaga on Cortez.

"You amigos are quite skilled...however..." Cortez said as he slashed the both of them away. "I am also skilled." He said.

"GIVE ME STRENGTH!" Sora yelled as he transformed into his Wisdom form.

"Whoa." Toon Link said.

Sora's Ultima has changed to the Two Become One Keyblade. "Impressive, Amigo." Cortez said as he slashed him, but Sora quickly dodged it and used Triple Firaga on him.

"Link, throw me." Bobbery ordered as Toon Link nodded as he picked him up.

"HEY PIRATE! HEADS UP!" He yelled as he threw Bobbery at Cortez, but Toon Link was a bit off, thankfully Mario came in and hammered Bobbery right to Cortez's face, as he exploded.

"Alright, you amigos asked for it." Cortez said as he dropped his swords and his arms disappeared.

Donald used Thundaga while Sora quickly used Blizzaga on Cortez. "Try THIS on for size!" Cortez exclaimed as he bent down and tried to bite Lightning, but she dodged while Yoshi threw an egg right through Cortez's mouth as it rolled down to some gem on Cortez's chest and the egg exploded. "OW!" Cortez yelled.

"That gem thing is his weakness?" Tetra thought as she grabbed Toon Link's Bow and fired a couple of arrows at the gem, as they all made contact.

"Nice aim!" Toon Link gave her a thumbs up.

Cortez crumbled after the arrows hit the gem, but four weapons came up and then his head floated up. "I'm getting serious now." He said.

"Oh great, we have to dodge all of those swords?!" Koops exclaimed.

"Allow me." Flurrie said as she blew wind at the weapons, as they all flew off.

"...Crud." Cortez muttered.

Sora changed back to normal as he used Ars Arcanum on Cortez while Lightning fired Firaga on him.

Cortez flew over to Toon Link and tried to bite him, but Toon Link threw a bomb right at him, blasting him away.

"N-no...this isn't good." Cortez muttered.

"Let's finish him." Sora said.

"Way ahead of you." Toon Link said as he closed his eyes when suddenly, the Triforce surrounded Cortez.

"What is this?!" Cortez exclaimed.

"TRIFORCE SLASH!" Toon Link yelled as he quickly zoomed over and slashed him repeatedly, and then Sora and Lightning quickly used Zantetsuken right when Toon Link used his finishing move.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Cortez yelled, falling in defeat.

"Take that, Pirate freak!" Toon Link exclaimed.

Pirate's Grotto

Cortez shrunk down to size of a micro Goomba and sighed. "I am done for." He said, but then he came back to normal. "Just kidding! You can't kill me because I'm already dead." He chuckled.

"We didn't come here to fight." Sora said, putting his Ultima away.

"What? Then why are you here?" Cortez curiously asked.

"We just came for that Crystal Star." Mario said, pointing to it.

"This?" Cortez asked as he floated to it. "Why didn't you say something, amigo? I would've just handed it to you." He said.

"We tried, you thought we were after your treasure." Tetra muttered.

"Sorry, I'm a bit overprotective of my treasure." Cortez chuckled as he looked at the Crystal Star. "I didn't like this thing anyways." He said as he gave it to Sora.

"Thanks." Sora smiled as everyone looked at it.

End of Chapter! (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)

After a crazy battle with Cortez, Sora and the gang managed to get the Crystal Star after trying to tell him.

But how are they going to get back to Rogueport? And will Toon Link and Tetra ever get back to Hyrule and have a romantic date?

Pirate's Grotto

"What are you still doing here? You came for the Crystal Star right?" Cortez asked.

"Oh right, see you later." Sora said as they walked out of Cortez's ship.

Sorry this is late, i've been recovering from the Smash Hype.

Zero Suit Samus, Sheik, Yoshi, Charizard are back while GRENINJA has been confirmed as a newcomer!

Balloon Fight and Jungle Japes are in the 3DS version.

Final Destination and Halberd are in the Wii U version.

3DS version will come in summer while Wii U version will come in winter.

New items are Spiny Shell, Rocket Belt, POW Block, Fire Bars, Bombchus, Super Leaf and Master Ball are new items.

Beam Sword and...pretty much everything is coming back from Brawl and Melee as returning items.

Devil, Knuckle Joe, Saki, Lyn, and Dr Wright are back as returning Assist Trophies

Midna, Dark Samus, Chain Chomp, Elec Man and Color TV-Game 15 as New Assist Trophies.

Palkia, Dedenne, Xerneas, Arceus, Eevee, Fennekin, Meloetta, Gogoat, Kyurem, Victini and Keldeo are new Pokeball-Pokemon

Meowth, Electrode, Staryu, Metagross, Entei, and Deoxys are returning.

There's some sort of Smash Run that works like City Trial from Kirby Air Ride.

Kirby's NEW Final Smash is the Huge Sword thing from Kirby's Return to Dreamland.

Pit's NEW Final Smash is the Three Sacred Treasures.

Customizable moves.

Lucario's NEW Final Smash is Mega Lucario while Charizard's is Mega Charizard X.

Rosalina's Final Smash is Power Star, A huge Power Star appears and shoots out a lot of stars everywhere.

Villager's is Nookling Build a House thing. Tom Nook and his kids trap someone as they build a house. Once it's done, Villager claps...and the house explodes.

Mega Man's? Mega Man, X, MegamanEXE, Mega Man 64 and another Mega Man appears altogether and fire FIVE LASERS at the same time!

The Charizard and Greninja trailer is FREAKING EPIC.

All in all, the Smash Direct left everyone in hype. I recommend watching it.

Oh, and Zero Suit Samus and Sheik are independent characters now. You won't be able to change form this time. Now I wonder what Zero Suit Samus' Final Smash will be.