Author's Note: First, Demons are in fact very, very bad, and the ones in this are not respective of the real things. The 'demons' of this version are a violent and crude race that most of the time 'tries' to be evil but ultimately fails, and most of the time the evildoing they actually do has a valid reason behind it.
Disgaea and it's related characters belong to NIS, NIS America and other related individuals. I own nothing of either Harry Potter (JKR's) Or NIS or Disgaea. This is merely for entertainment, practice and aid in honing my skill as an author.
Harry Potter and the Afternoon of Darkness
Chapter 1
Fourteen year old Harry Potter, resigned to his exile to the Dursley's found himself fiddling with a book that he had found in the restricted section. The book was titled "Disgaea: Eternity of Darkness", and Harry was curious why it was in the restricted section, even though when he took said book it didn't have any security measures, almost as if it had been waiting there specifically for him. Needless to say, he had pilfered it quite...quickly.
Harry flipped the cover open and looked at the introductory page.
The Netherworld, a world spoiled by spite, cruelty, blood soaked taboos, and mindless riffraff.
Harry blinked at that. What was up with such a... novel preface?
They say that dark dwellers run rampant, causing horrible disasters in these lands. For this is the realm of demons.
If you have courage, and are interested in the darkness then take heed, for this is your last chance to back out, turn even one more page and you shall be drawn into a world unlike anything you could imagine.
Harry gaped at the page's warning. But, it couldn't be serious. After all, it was just a book!
And so, ignoring the warning Harry flipped the page.
So you've decided to take the path to the Netherworld it seems. Very well. Then listen closely.
At that the words faded and a voice took up the narration.
"King Krichevskoy,the mighty ruler of the Netherworld... His long reign came to an abrupt end as news of his death spread througout the dark land. Ambitious demons rose one after another to seize the opportunity, and thus began the age of turbulance and anarchy. Two years later..."
A young girl's voice filled the air as the room went dark.
"PRRRIIINCCCEEE. Prince! Wake up!" Gunshots, and other explosive noises filled the air.
The girl's voice sighed in exasperation. Her tone was snobbish, arrogant and selfish.
This brat just wont wake up!" Harry noticed something strange then.
As his vision returned he noticed that he was no longer in his bedroom with the Dursley's but rather in a strange room. At the center was a large casket. A young boy lay within. To the side of the casket stood a preteen girl with intense red hair glaring at the sleeping figure.
"Well...If that's the case...There's only one thing left to do!" She added in an almost cheerful tone as she drew her pistol.
It was a most decidedly devious tone.
"What fool dares awaken me, the great Laharl?" The blue haired boy asked has he rose from the coffin.
"What's going on?" Harry whispered, baffled.
He blinked dazedly and saw that he was back in his room.
You have taken the first step. Welcome to your new future. As a vassal for Lord Laharl, Overlord of the netherworld.
"What!" Harry screamed.
But...it seems you have a powerful destiny as well...Interesting. The Overlord will be most pleased.
This...Voldemort has evaded death for far too long. The prinny instructor of Hades will find his soul...most enjoyable to break. It is indeed time to...BRING HADES TO EARTH!
"No!" Harry roared.
A young boy's voice snickered.
"So you were the one who opened the book to the Netherworlds?"
"Who...Wait you're Laharl." Harry fingered his wand nervously as he looked at the red eyed child.
"Overlord Laharl!" Laharl glared.
"But, you're just a child!" Harry protested.
"BOY!" Vernon thundered.
Harry winced and grabbed Laharl.
"Hide!" Harry hissed as he tried to steer the boy to the closet.
At that Laharl laughed maniacally.
"Me Hide? I'm the Overlord! I don't hide!" Laharl laughed in his unique evil laugh as he casually flung Harry off of him.
"That's it freak! I'm going to finish what I should have done years ago!" Uncle Vernon roared.
Laharl looked at Harry with a raised eyebrow; arms crossed over his bare chest. The Overlord had to look up to peer into Harry's eyes.
The stairways creaked under Vernon's heavy mass and a second later the door was ripped open by Vernon.
His uncle was carrying a wicked looking metal pipe. It had jagged edges, and rust covered its surface.
"I'm going to beat you to...wait who the bloody hell are you little brat?" Vernon finally noticed Laharl.
"You want to beat MY vassal?" Laharl asked with an irritated gleam in his eyes.
"Your vassal?" Vernon muttered several words under his breath.
"A freak you're going to kill tonight?" Larharl's eyes burned in fury.
"He's MY vassal for a reason idiot! You want to harm MY servant? Only I get to do that! That does it!" Laharl roared and a sphere of light rose from the palm of his hand.
The sphere of energy was something that Harry stared at in awe. It wasn't the kind of magic he was familiar with. It was more...violent, powerful. The yellow energy grew outward and rose above Laharl, ripping through the ceiling.
"Bite the dust! Arrgh!" Larharl ground out angrily.
A second later the energy began to pelt the ground each mini sphere ripping the area in front of Laharl apart with intense but tightly controlled explosions.
Vernon Dursley, vile and hated Uncle to the Boy-Who-Lived was struck once in the face...He died instantly. His entire body vaporized.
The attack lasted all of twelve or so seconds.
"How did you...?" Harry gaped, not really sad about his uncle's death.
"Heh, I'm an overlord! What do you expect?" Laharl laughed.
"What power..." Harry whispered.
"Glad to see you're starting to realize it vassal." Laharl said with a cheeky grin.
"I'm no one vassal!" Harry glared and aimed at the Overlord.
He felt terrified. Voldemort had nothing on this...this demon.
"So I'll have to beat you into submission huh? Too easy!" Laharl laughed and his cape wrapped around his arm and a wicked looking sword appeared in his right hand.
The blade extended as two blades side by side. Each part of the blade had jagged edges and Harry felt an evil chill resonating from it.
"The Diobolic Sword is something to fear Vassal." Laharl laughed.
"I won't give up!" Harry yelled and fired a stunner at Laharl who batted it away with his cape.
"Too easy!" Laharl laughed as he swung his sword at Harry who barely managed to dodge the deadly blade.
"I won't...I won't lose!" Harry vowed before he noticed Laharl was covered in flames.
"I won't hurt you too bad." Laharl mocked, and then Harry knew nothing.
Errrm I have no idea what possessed me to think of this... Madness.
As to SOPA and PIPA, as much as we need to declare our total opposition to similar bills we can't let them ruin our lives. We need to truly LIVE. As such I think we need to keep living and doing what we love to do.
Currently, the vote has been delayed. "Tabled" However, we need to keep up the pressure for as long as it takes for them to destroy the bill; apologize and write legislation saying the exact opposite "The US government cannot infringe on the rights of the people to trade information and free speech." Of course I am in support of protecting the copyrights of authors, musicians, video games, and movies. However, they must protect their rights in legitimate and honorable ways. It isn't easy since there are unscrupulous people who take advantage of others but don't be one taking advantage of others!
This is Defender Paladin and I oppose the SOPA/PIPA bills I also oppose section 1021 of the National Defense act: Indefinite detention without trial. This means the the US President may arrest any individual who is 'belligerent' against the US via the US military for indefinite incarceration without trial. For those who have studied the bill of rights one can point out the obvious illegal action and violation of the constitution in this measurement.