A.N.: I'd like to thank Anon16378053 for letting me know about an error that I made in a previous chapter and yes it is fixed! Now, on with the story.

Chapter 5

-9:10 p.m.-

Waluigi goes outside in his backyard to check on his party guests, still satisfied to see his small party go according to plan. "Wow! its great to see that everyone's really liking my party. I should've done this years ago", Waluigi muttered to himself.

He goes around his noisy backyard to observe everyone, Magikoopa doing more of his magic, catching most of Koopa Troopa, Boo, and the Luma's attention, Toad, Toadette, and Shy Guy somehow having a dancing contest, and to his surprise, he noticed Bowser Jr. gambling along with Kritter, Hammer Bro, Dry Bones, and Petey Piranha. Waluigi rushes over to the area and interrupted everyone from their game. "Hey, what you're doing here is not appropriate for your age, little boy", Waluigi said to Bowser Jr.

"You can't tell me what to do. I'm a grown man!", Bowser Jr. scoffed.

Waluigi raised an eyebrow. "Oh really? Well, maybe I should call your dad and see how he feels about this then", Waluigi said, reaching into his pocket, taking out his cell phone and began dialing Bowser's number.

Bowser Jr. pouts, folding his arms in contempt. "Fine, I don't care! Go ahead and call him." He always knew that his father never answers his phone because he was always trying to think of the perfect plan to destroy Mario. Bowser Jr. turns his back on Waluigi, hiding a sneaky smirk because he already knew that Waluigi is wasting his time trying to call Bowser. It was surprisingly unexpected when Bowser's voice was heard through Waluigi's phone, causing Bowser Jr. to drop his smirk quickly.

"Hello? Who's calling me?", Bowser rudely asks on Waluigi's phone.

"It's me, Waluigi I'm just calling you to let you know that your son here is g-", his sentence was cut off when he noticed Bowser Jr. giving signals to show that he's given up.

Waluigi smirked since he fully knew that he's won this little battle.

"Hello? Hello?! Where are you? What happened to my son?", Bowser asked impatiently.

"Oh, he's doing the best he can to behave and not cause any problems here", Waluigi replied.

"Oh…well, tell him to keep it up. Make sure you take care of my boy while he's at your party, Waluigi."

"Don't worry I'm doing the best I can with him."

"Alright then…goodbye", Bowser finally said before quickly hanging up on Waluigi.

After dropping his cell phone back into his pocket, Waluigi draws his eyes on Bowser Jr. only to receive a serious glare from him. "You're such a snitch!", he cried before sticking his tongue at Waluigi.

Waluigi rolls his eyes, now annoyed of Bowser Jr.' s rude and childish actions. "Yeah whatever, now get away from here and run along somewhere else."

Bowser Jr. growled and leaves the area. Now that that little situation is handled, Waluigi decides to go back inside to check on Wario and Rosalina. When he entered into his home he was startled when he heard the doorbell ring. "Maybe I'll check on those two later." He goes to answer his front door and his two new party guests, Funky and Tiny Kong rushed inside, not yet invited in by Waluigi.

"Whoo! Nice place you got here bro. I'm lovin' it!", Funky Kong said, looking around Waluigi's big house.

"Thanks", Waluigi replied with a smirk. "Welcome to the p-"

"Oooh you got punch? I'm gonna get me some!", Tiny interrupted as she ran into the living room.

Waluigi gasped as he completely forgot about the alcoholic punch, not wanting anymore of his guests to become like Rosalina. Before he could even make an attempt to stop Tiny, Funky rushed in and knocked him out of the way, throwing him into his kitchen.

"Haha I'm gonna get me something to drink right now, bro. I'm thirsty as hell", Funky said, grabbing a red plastic cup along with Tiny.

They both poured the punch into their cups and took their drink. Waluigi arrived back into his living room and noticed the two kongs taking their drinks. Tiny stopped as she noticed something about the punch. "Something about this punch is different… and I kinda like it", Tiny said before going back to drink her punch.

Waluigi sighed. It looks as though there's nothing he can do now since those two have overpowered his punch bowl. He heard the doorbell ring again. Although he desperately wanted to answer it, he wanted to stop them from continuing their drinking but he had no other choice.

"Hey, aren't you gonna answer that?", Funky asks him after finishing the first drink and pouring more into his cup.

"Yeah, sure", Waluigi shrugged.

Waluigi goes to answer his ringing front door and was surprised when four new guests joined his party, Wiggler, Blooper, Yoshi, and Birdo. They all came inside quickly, again not giving Waluigi his opportunity to invite the new people into his house. "Wow, people are coming here faster than I thought", Waluigi muttered. Since he noticed that everyone has left in his living room, he decides to go there as well. He couldn't believe how many drinks they were taking from his somehow never-ending punch bowl.

Yoshi approached him, sipping from his cup with the punch. "Something about your punch taste awfully familiar," Yoshi spoke after taking his sip. "It kinda tastes like that drink I had the night me and Birdo went out to a club."

"O-Oh it does?", Waluigi chuckled nervously, scratching the back of his head.

"Whooo-Whiee! I don't know 'bout y'all but I'm heading on the dance floor!", Funky hollered, heading out in Waluigi's backyard.

Tiny giggled at Funky's outburst. "What's gotten into him?", she asked.

"Alcohol…", Waluigi mumbled, his voice audible enough to catch Birdo's attention.

"What did you say, Waluigi?", Birdo asked.

Waluigi was startled from Birdo's question. "Oh, um, nothing. I said nothing!", he replied anxiously.

"O…kay".

Everyone was surprised when Tiny burped at a high volume before sighing in relief. "Alright, that's enough drinks for now", she said, resting her empty red plastic cup on a nearby table. "I'm going outside does anyone wanna come?"

Everyone, except Waluigi, nods to Tiny's question and follows her as she goes out into the backyard, leaving Waluigi alone in his living room. Then that's when the doorbell made it's sound once more, forcing Waluigi to form a smile on his face. He goes off to answer his front door and was instantly amazed to see 4 more party guests, Lakitu, Donkey Kong, Whomp, and a green Parakoopa, standing outside on his front porch. He gladly invites them inside, excited to have more people arriving to his party. Suddenly everyone heard a big splash coming from the ouside.

"What was that?" Lakitu asked.

Waluigi rushed outside trying to find out what caused that sudden splash sound and was surprised when he saw Bowser Jr. having fun in his personal pool. "No, no, no, no! You better get out of that pool before I kick your a-".

"Wow Waluigi, I didn't know you had a pool!", Yoshi rudely interrupted him.

"Did you just say pool?", Tiny asked eagerly, coming out of nowhere.

"Haha yes he did say pool!", Funky said, also appearing out of nowhere. "Cannonball!", he shouted, cannonballing into the pool, the water splashing onto Waluigi's clothes, leaving him completely drenched.

12 more people rushed over there to the area and jumped into the pool as well. Waluigi was angry that his pool is being taken over but from the sounds of laughter and excitement coming from everyone there made him decide to allow this and let his pool be open to anyone who wishes to join in.

"Gotta dry myself now", Waluigi said, looking at his wet clothes.

He goes back inside and spotted the 4 previous new guests in his living room, having conversations and drinking punch. Now, he didn't really care about stopping anyone from drinking the punch, he felt that it would be wasting his time. " Hey everyone, instead of sitting and talking with each other, go outside and enjoy yourselves because there's a dance floor and a big ass pool that you all can go to", he announced.

Donkey Kong quickly turned his attention to Waluigi after he spoke. "Dancefloor? I'm outta here!", he said, running outside.

"Wow, who knew DK had a thing for dancing?" Lakitu chuckled. "I guess I'll go out there too and join him.

As Lakitu took his leave, the green shelled Parakoopa followed him outside, leaving Whomp alone with Waluigi in the living room. "So aren't you going out there with them?" Waluigi asked Whomp.

He nodded negatively. "If I swim I'll drown and I can't dance", he replied.

"Okay, so what do you do?"

"Guard."

They both heard the dorrbell ring which made Waluigi come up with a bright idea." So you guard eh? Well how's about doing me a favor and guarding the door for my party?"

Whomp accepted Waluigi's offer and opened the door for him, inviting in King Boo, King K. Rool and 3 Goombas.

"In the back", Waluigi told the new guests, seeing them head in his backyard. He noticed Whomp going outside and quickly stopped him. "You better do a good job guarding the party. Oh, and if you see Luigi DO NOT let him enter! No matter what he says don't invite him to my party!"

Whomp nodded, making his way outside of Waluigi's house to stay on his front porch.

Waluigi closed his front door and went back to focus on his party. "Now, where was I?…Oh yeah, the towel".

Going into his kitchen he successfully finds a hand towel and goes back outside to the pool area. Drying himself off, he was busy looking at everyone enjoying themselves in his big personal pool.

"Hey tall and skinny don't just stand there and watch c'mon in and join us!", Koopa Troopa called out to him.

"Nah, I'm good", Waluigi refused.

He was unaware that Kritter and Toad was creeping up behind him. As they got close, they both pushed him into the water. Everyone there cheered and laughed at Waluigi when he peaked his head out of the water, seeing Kritter and Toad high-five each other. Kritter taunted, pointing at Waluigi.

He growled and quickly caught their feet, dropping them into the water as well, hearing everyone cheering again.

"Damn you, Waluigi!", Kritter cried.

Well that's the end of this chapter I hope you enjoyed reading it. Review if you please. Later...