Pirate's Grotto (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)
"Hey! You made it back alive!" A Toad exclaimed as he looked at another Toad. "Pay up."
"Okay, fine..." The Toad muttered as gave him ten bucks. "You should be lucky my wallet didn't sink to the bottom of the ocean."
"So how'd it go with Cortez?" Francesca asked.
"Oh it went fine." Sora said.
"Hey, when you were battling and after that random earthquake, this crack appeared in the wall...and I SWEAR, I can smell the ocean." A Toad told them.
"You're going crazy; I seriously doubt you can smell the ocean." Another Toad said.
"When there's a crack...there's something interesting!" Toon Link said as he pulled out a bomb and threw it...but it just rolled back to him and exploded.
"What's with you and bombs lately?" Tetra asked.
"No freaking clue." Toon Link muttered while coughing out smoke.
"Allow me." Bobbery said as he walked up to the crack and then exploded, breaking the crack.
"Oh! The smell is stronger! I told you guys!" Toad exclaimed and ran off, as every other Toad, Francesa and Frankie ran out.
"I'm curious what's on the other side." Mario said as they all walked in the hole.
Keelhual Key (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)
"Oh, how nice." Lightning said as they were back outside.
"I was getting tired of that cave anyways." Goombella muttered.
"What the heck is going on here?" Flavio asked as he walked with Pa-Patch and a Toad.
"Well..." Sora said as he showed them the Crystal Star.
"Sweet mother of...where did you get this?" Flavio asked.
"Cortez, we got in his ship and we took it...after a battle of course because he thought we were after his treasure." Toon Link said.
"Wait, you took on Cortez...AND LIVED?!" Pa-Patch exclaimed.
"Yep, we sure did." Goofy smiled.
Suddenly, an explosion was heard as they all turned to the source...and then they saw a big ship.
"What the heck is going on?" Toon Link asked.
Danger! Enemy Encounter! (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)
"Buh huh huh huh huh!" said a voice as Four-Eyes appeared on front of the ship. "I thank you for taking that Crystal Star, Sora, Mario and friends. Now I command you to give me that Crystal Star." He ordered.
"Four-eyes! What do you think you're doing?!" Pa-Patch exclaimed.
"Four-eyes? Buh huh huh huh huh huh, I don't need this ridiculous disguise anymore." He said as he took off the disguise, revealing to be Crump.
"I TOLD YOU HE SEEMED SUSPICIOUS!" Donald yelled at them.
"Well he did have a good disguise on, I'll give him that." Sora said, as Donald facepalmed at this.
"Give the Crystal Star to me or I will SERIOUSLY blow you all up!" Crump ordered.
"Never." Sora said.
"So be it. X-Nauts! Aim all the cannons at them and open fire! I'll take that damed Crystal Star by force if I have too!" He ordered.
"Well that's great..." Toon Link muttered.
"Wait! Did you say that Cortez has a ship?" Flavio asked.
"Yeah, pretty much." Sora said.
"Take me to him." Flavio said.
"What, so you can take his treasure? Not when I'm around." Tetra said.
"Zelda, we got Crump firing at us, we have to trust Flavio." Mario told her.
"Fine, but I'm keeping an eye on him." Tetra said as they all ran back into the cave.
"Oh my...that's...a nice ship." Flavio said as they ran in the ship.
"Hooooooly mother of all greedy pirates, this treasure..." Flavio said in amazement.
"WAAAAIT JUST A MINUTE, AMIGO!" A voice yelled as Cortez appeared in front of them.
Laughter and Merriment (Kingdom Hearts II)
"What do you think you're doing, amigo? This is my treasure!" Cortez exclaimed.
"G-g-g-g-good lord! It's Cortez!" Flavio exclaimed in shock.
"Cortez, we need to use your ship." Lightning explained.
"For what?" He asked.
"You see, someone is shooting cannons at us and we'd like to retaliate." She said.
"So THAT'S what the ruckus was all about." Cortez said. "I'd like to help, but...this ship? It's obsolete. I need the red crystal skull in order for this ship to work." He explained.
"Oh! You mean this?" Flavio asked as he pulled it out. "My great great grandfather found this in the sea and he took it. It's been in our care for generations."
"SO HE'S THE ONE THAT TOOK IT!" Cortez yelled. "And now YOU have it. I'm glad you took care of it but COME ON!"
"I'm going to give it to you...i'll be careful." Flavio said.
"Ha! That thing is indestructible. Not even a bomb can break it." Cortez said.
"Well so much for that experiment I was going to do." Toon Link said. "That idiot has been staring at it for so long, I thought I'd bomb to see what would happen."
"Well, it would've failed. We all know your experience with bombs lately." Tetra teased.
"Shut up." He muttered.
"Alright, this ship is back in business, amigos!" Cortez exclaimed.
Sora and the others smiled as they walked out...only to see everyone on the ship.
"Hey, we want a piece of that Crump jerk too." Francesca said.
Cortez appeared in front of them and smiled. "Alright, let's get ready for action." He said.
Danger! Enemy Encounter!
"I don't know WHERE they went, but I will SERIOUSLY blow this all island up if I have to!" Crump exclaimed.
"Fire that cannon, amigo!" Cortez's voice said as the whole wall blew up.
He's a Pirate (Kingdom Hearts II)
"WHAT THE?!" Crump yelled as Cortez's ship came sailing out, as some Embers started firing cannons at his ship! "So it's a ship battle you want, eh?" Crump said as he got his ship moving.
The ships circled around each other, continuously firing cannonballs at each other, until Cortez made a sharp turn and collided into Crump's ship. "OH WHY YOU UNGRATEFUL DEAD PIRATE!" Crump yelled, shaking his fist angrily at him.
"We got you now, Crump." Sora said.
"Oh that's what you think!" He said as he pulled out a whistle. "Get a load of this!" He exclaimed as he blew the whistle.
Suddenly, a certain Heartless bird came flying out of the water and circled around them. "The Ruler of the Sky!" Sora exclaimed as he took out his Ultima. "I thought Roxas took care of him a long time ago."
"Unless you are able to fly, I suggest you give up." Crump said, as Donald and Goofy looked at Sora and nodded.
Sora closed his eyes and put his hand over his chest. "TINKER BELL!" He called out as a small yellow pixie appeared near Sora.
"Whoa...that's cool." Toon Link said.
"I need you to make us fly." Sora ordered as Tinker Bell nodded and sprinkled pixie dust on Sora, Donald and Goofy.
"Hey! Can you sprinkle some on us?" Toon Link asked as she sprinkled dust on him, Tetra and Lightning.
"Thanks." Sora said as Tinker Bell nodded and disappeared. "Are you gotta do is believe." He told them as Sora, Donald and Goofy flew up, followed by the other trio.
"Oh, that's not fair!" Crump exclaimed as he noticed Mario cracking his knuckles.
"Let's take him." Yoshi said.
Struggle Away, Fight for our friends (Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days)
Ruler of the Sky quickly flew right at them, but they all dodged as Toon Link fired a couple of arrows at him while Donald used Thundaga on the tail. "Aim for the tail! That's the weakness right now!" Sora told them.
"Right!" Tetra said as she glowed and turned into Toon Zelda.
"Really?" Toon Link asked.
"What? Tetra doesn't have any arrows." Toon Zelda told him as she aimed and used Din's Fire at Ruler of the Sky. "Or any magic." She said.
"Good point." Toon Link said.
Mario ran over and punched Crump, making him slide a few feet. "TAKE THIS!" Crump yelled as he ran over and tackled Mario, but he quickly dodged while Koops slammed right into him.
Ruler of the Sky fired homing orbs from his tail as Sora used Reflega while Toon Zelda used Nayru's Love to reflect it back, as they all hit Ruler of the Sky right in the face, dazing it.
"I got it!" Toon Link said as he fired arrows at the tail while Lightning used Thundaga on it, breaking a part of the tail.
"Alright!" Toon Link exclaimed. "One down, three to go...and WHY is he turning red?" He wondered.
Vivian used a fiery uppercut on Crump as Mario jumped up and hammered him down to the ship. "X-NAUTS! I COULD USE SOME BACKUP!" He yelled.
They all dodged Ruler of the Sky's extreme temper as it then dived in the sea. "Where did it go?" Toon Link asked, as Ruler of the Sky appeared right behind us and fired coins right at them.
"Behind us!" Toon Zelda exclaimed as she flew out of the way and used Farore's Wind to teleport herself behind Ruler of the Sky and fired Din's Fire at the tail.
"I never thought coins would HURT so much!" Toon Link exclaimed as Lightning used Curaga on him and then used Thundaga on the tail.
Yoshi threw a couple of eggs at the X-Nauts as Flurrie jumped up and slammed into Crump, flattening him. "I'm okay!" Crump exclaimed, but Bobbery exploded next to him. "Never mind." He muttered.
Ruler of the Sky quickly flew off and straight to Lightning, but she flew down below and used Firaga while Sora used Strike Raid.
Toon Zelda took out her bow and aimed at Ruler of the Sky. "Steady..." She quietly said and fired a light arrow, which not only pierced the remaining skulls of the tail...but shattering them! "BULLSEYE!" She yelled in satisfaction.
But Ruler of the Sky was far from giving up, as his chest opened up, revealing a red thing poking out of his chest and then flew up, as icicles started forming up from the sea. "Good, I love a challenge." Toon Link said as they started to fly around him.
"X-NAUTS! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?!" Crump yelled.
"Being taken care of by me." Yoshi said as he karate kicked an X-Naut on the knee.
"OW!" He yelled as Vivian karate chopped the X-Naut's neck while Mario hammered Crump right on the head.
Ruler of the Sky stopped flying and fired coins at all of them, but they quickly flew down and flew right to him as they all looked at the red thing. "Is that the weakness?" Toon Zelda asked.
"Yeah." Sora said.
"Good." She said as they all flew up all at once. She used Din's Fire, Toon Link slashed it, Goofy used Goofy Tornado, Donald used Thundaga on it and Sora and Lightning used Zantetsuken on it, as Ruler of the Sky screamed in pain.
Ruler of the Sky got angry as it tried to slash them with his claws, but they all flew away as Toon Zelda aimed a Light Arrow at it. "Begone...bird." She said as she fired a Light Arrow at it, piercing the chest.
Ruler of the Sky yelled in pain as it weakily flew off, trying to keep up its flight.
Mario looked up as he looked at the others as they jumped back to Cortez's ship. "What, you gave up?" Crump asked.
"Nope, keeping our distance." Mario said as Cortez's ship back up as Crump looked to see Ruler of the Sky about to crash land on his ship.
"CRUD!" He yelled as Ruler of the Sky crash landed into it, making a huge hole in the ship and then breaking it, as a heart floated away.
Keelhaul Key
"MY SHIP!" Crump yelled as Sora and the others floated down to him.
"Give up, Crump. We won." Sora said.
Suddenly, a portal opened up next to Crump as Xemnas walked out. "Lord Crump, now would be a good time to come back to the base." He said.
"XEMNAS!" Sora yelled as Xemnas looked up and smirked.
"I will battle you when the time comes, Sora." Xemnas said as Crump ran in the portal while Xemnas calmly walked in as the ship was sinking.
"I have a feeling you guys might see him again sometime soon." Toon Zelda said.
"Oh...we will." Sora said.
Day 8: We now have a ship to go back to Rogueport to get off this dreadful island. I never liked it anyways. Our first stop will be Hyrule to drop off Link and Zelda, and then we will head to Rogueport. As I close this Captain's log, all I have to say is... I will never go to Keelhaul Key again for as long as I live. – Flavio.
We got new stuff coming!
Kalos Pokemon League for the Wii U stage.
Treasure Chest, Bullet Bill, Beehive, Drill Arm, Special Flag, Boomerang and Killer Eye as new items.
Samurai Goroh as a returning Assist Trophy. I think we all know who's coming baaaaaaaaaaaaaaack...
Bellossom, Snorlax, Goldeen and Mew are also returning Pokemon.
Chespin, Spewpa and Darkrai are new Pokemon.
I don't know about you, but this is going to be EXTREMELY awesome!