To Nicole Peach: I prefer Ruler of the Sky over Leechgrave. At least HE doesn't try to poison you like Leechgrave does.
Organization XIII (Kingdom Hearts II)
"Explain yourself, Crump." Grodus ordered angrily after Xemnas closed the portal.
"Hey, it's not my fault that Mario has tons of allies." Crump said. "I thought I had 'em with Ruler of the Sky, but no, Sora and his friends shoot him out of the sky and where does he land? ON MY SHIP. It's also not my fault that he called up a little pixie to help them fly."
"That doesn't mean a thing. You are an incompetent idiot that can't even hold his own when Mario and friends beat you to a pulp. I thought about leaving you there for dead until Xemnas reasoned with me. I accepted and he went and got you. You should be lucky." Grodus said.
"Gee, thanks for the support there." Crump said.
"I look out for my comrades." Xemnas told him.
"Crump, I am giving you one last chance. Tell the Shadow Sirens and that weirdo in a sheet to find and destroy Mario, also tell them to show no mercy on that traitorous Vivian. I am sending you to Twilight Town to collect that bomb that Vivian left over there." Crump ordered.
"You got it." Crump said as Xemnas made a portal to Twilight Town. "And with that, POW! I'm gone." He said as he ran in the portal.
"Remind me to smack him on the head if he says that again." Grodus said as Xemnas nodded. "But seriously, we got one Crystal Star and Mario, Sora and his friends have five. I need to take some measures on this."
Meanwhile...
Laughter and Merriment (Kingdom Hearts II)
Kairi and Peach walked in TEC's room as Peach sighed. "What do you want this time?" She asked.
"You say that like coming to this weirdo over here is a bad thing." Kairi said.
"Well, ever since we found out about this demon thing, I get a little nervous." Peach explained.
"There's no need to be worried about that, Princess Peach. However, I'd like you two to do something a bit more dangerous." TEC told them.
"Name it." Kairi said.
"ARE YOU CRAZY?!" Peach exclaimed in shock.
"Relax, I got a Keyblade." Kairi smiled.
"I want you to go in Grodus' room and collect data for me to analyze." He said.
"And if we bump into Grodus, we'll kick his ass?" Kairi asked, summoning Destiny's Embrace.
"No, you will go in his room undetected, sort of what spies would do. There will be no kicking 'ass' involved." TEC said, as Peach's eyes lit up.
"So we'll be doing it Mission Impossible style?!" Peach exclaimed as Kairi sighed.
"So much for trying to kill him." Kairi muttered.
"It will be sort of like Mission Impossible. Now, go to the same floor you went on before and I will tell you the details once you exit the elevator." He said.
"Right." Kairi said as they walked out of the room. "Something tells me you like that movie." She said.
"Are you kidding? The main actor is HOT for crying out loud!" Peach smiled as they went in the elevator.
X-Naut Fortress (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)
"Go to the left, opposite of Grodus' and Xemnas' main room. You will see a green light." TEC said as they walked out and turned to the left.
"Ah, there it is." Kairi said as they walked to the room and walked in.
"What's with the potions?" Peach asked.
"Excellent question. You will put those potions in that machine right there in the right order and once it's complete, you will turn invisible. From there, you'll be able to sneak in Grodus' room with ease." TEC explained.
"Invisible? I'm game." Kairi said as Peach nodded in agreement.
Laughter and Merriment
Peach looked at random sticky notes as Kairi looked at the potions. "Damnit, where's E. Gadd when you need him?" Peach muttered as Kairi was sniffing each one.
"Whoa, wasn't expecting that." Kairi said, pulling away from a potion as a tear ran down her cheek.
"I think I got this figured out." Peach said as she took the potions in the slots. "I may not be a scientist, but I think I got it." She said as Kairi turned it on.
As soon as the cup made its way to the slots, the girls pushed it as liquid came down and landed inside.
Once they were done, it made its way to some other slot. "I'm going to heat this up for thirty seconds. Press the button after thirty seconds has passed." TEC said as they nodded and it started heating up.
Thirty seconds later...
"I think that's good enough." Peach said as she pushed the button, as it started moving, revealing to be a green liquid.
"According to my calculations, it might just be perfect. I would like you girls to drink it." TEC ordered.
"We have to drink THIS? It smells...weird." Kairi said.
"Yes." TEC said.
"Well, here goes nothing." Kairi said as she drank about half of it and gave the rest to Peach who drank the rest.
Suddenly, they instantly became invisible...well, except for the clothes. "It worked!" Kairi exclaimed.
"It did, but it does not affect your clothes, so I'm afraid you'll have to take them off." TEC said.
"WHAT?!" Peach exclaimed.
"Oh this just isn't right." Kairi muttered as they took the clothes off.
"Well, this feels weird." Peach said.
"I feel a draft...this isn't pleasant." Kairi muttered as they walked out.
"What in the world?" An X-Naut wondered. "Did that door just opened by itself? Creepy..." He said as the girls walked away.
"The cold floor feels...weird on my feet." Kairi said.
"Well, at least we're sneaking around." Peach said.
"Did you hear something?" An X-Naut asked.
"Oh good, it's NOT just me!" Another said.
Kairi had an idea and was right behind them. "Boo." She said.
"AAAAAAAAH!" They both yelled and ran off.
"Nice one!" Peach exclaimed while giggling.
They walked right in the main room as Xemnas was leaning on a wall, thinking about stuff.
"I want to hurt him so bad." Kairi said as they walked away.
"Huh?" Xemnas asked, looking up from his thinking. "I must be hearing things." He said as he shrugged it off. "I need to think about what I'm going to do with him." He muttered.
"I bet he means Grodus." Peach said as they walked in Grodus' room.
"Whoa, nice room." Kairi said as Peach walked up to a shelf and pulled out a floppy disk.
"TEC, is this the one with the data?" She asked.
"Yes, that is the one." TEC said as Peach walked over to Grodus' computer and put it in.
Kairi walked around the room. "The carpet is so white." She said as she heard the computer making random noises.
"It's done!" Peach exclaimed.
"Thank you, Princess Peach, I am going to analyse this data." TEC said.
Kairi continued to look at the carpet...and then had an evil idea. "Oh, this is going to be the best prank ever...even if I don't have socks on." She giggled evilly.
Peach opened the door and noticed Kairi's footprints rubbing on the floor. "What are you doing?" She asked.
"Oh, just making a huge prank." Kairi said as she walked out with an evil smirk.
Xemnas heard giggling as he turned his head. "Am I hearing voices?" He wondered as Kairi poked him, electrocuting the life out of him. "YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!" He yelled.
"In your FACE, Xemnas!" Kairi exclaimed as the two ran off.
"Something wrong, Xemnas?" Grodus asked as he walked in a minute later. "I heard you yelling from all the wa-...what'd you do, thought you could electrocute yourself? Look at you! Your hair is sticking up!" Grodus said, trying not to laugh at Xemnas' new hairstyle.
"BEST. PRANK. EVER." Kairi laughed as they walked in.
"I thought you could only do that with socks, static electricity continues to amaze me." Peach said, giggling.
"You'll have to change back into your clothes before you can change back to normal. The potion to change you back is the orange one." TEC explained.
"Got it." Kairi said as she changed in her clothes with Peach.
"Orange one, right?" Peach asked as she took the orange potion and drank half of it while giving the rest to Kairi, as they turned to normal.
"OH YEAH! It feels good to be back to normal!" Kairi smiled as they walked all the way back to TEC's room.
Once they got back...
"So what was so dangerous about that?" Peach asked.
"There was actually nothing dangerous, I just thought it'd be fun to tell you that." TEC said.
"You clever bastard." Kairi smiled.
"Guilty as charged." TEC said, as his screen showed a smile.
"So what's in that data?" Peach asked.
"I'm still trying to analyze it, I'll tell you when I fully analyzed it." TEC explained.
"Gotcha." Kairi said as she went over to the keyboard and began typing. "Alright, I'm done." She said, a few seconds later.
How in the world can she type THAT fast?! Peach thought.
"It is sent. Thank you, Princess of Heart Kairi and Princess Peach." TEC said.
"No problem." Kairi said as they walked back to their rooms.
"Princess Peach and Princess of Heart Kairi...I will protect you." TEC said.
Xemnas should be glad Xigbar didn't see his new hairstyle...