To Nicole Peach: The only bosses in Days I hate are Leechgrave, Crimson Pranksters, Guard Armor, my Arch-Nemesis Dustflier and Xion's Second Phase.

Bowser (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)

"So what are doing here in this creepy place?" Bowser asked as they got in Twilight Town.

"We're here to get information about a Crystal Star that could be here somewhere in this very place, or in that forest." Kammy explained.

"I was thinking we would've gone to that Creepy Steeple looking place but I guess we'll stop here first." Ansem said as they walked around.

"Excuse me." Kammy said as she poked a Twilighter on the shoulder. "Do you know where I could find a Crystal Star?"

"GOOD LORD, look at those WRINKLES! I bet people call you a hag a lot." The Twilighter said as he walked off.

"EXCUSE me?!" Kammy exclaimed in shock.

"Well, he's not wrong." Bowser chuckled. "Step aside, Grandma. Let me show you how a REAL guy gets it done." He said as he walked to another Twilighter.

"Hey, shorty." He said as the Twilighter turned around. "Give me information about the Crystal Star and I'll let you live." He ordered.

"...This is just a bad dream. I'm going to wake up ANY second now and I'll be in my bed and not seeing this ugly monster right in front of me. Yep, JUST a nightmare." He said as Bowser sweatdropped at this.

"You guys got it all wrong." Ansem said as he walked up to a female Twilighter.

"Excuse me, miss. Would you be a dear and give me any information regarding the Crystal Star?" Ansem asked.

"EEEEK! PERVERT!" She yelled as she pulled out some pepper spray and sprayed him with it.

"OOOOOOW!" Ansem yelled as the female Twilighter ran off.

"You sounded like a pervert; I can see why she thought of that." Bowser said, as Ansem glared at him while the Guardian came out with a random paper towel and gave it to Ansem, as he rubbed his face to get the spray out of it.

"Dang it, where is that freaking bomb?" A voice asked as they turned to see Crump looking around the grass.

Laughter and Merriment (Kingdom Hearts II)

"If I was a bomb, where would I be?" Crump wondered as he looked through the grass.

"I think this bonehead knows something about the Crystal Star." Bowser said.

"I doubt it, he looks lost." Kammy said.

"AHA!" Crump yelled as he picked up the bomb. "Found it! Now I can use it on Mario, Sora and the gang and take those Crystal Stars they found!" Crump exclaimed.

"Okay, I guess he does." Kammy said as they walked up to him.

"Hey, you." Bowser said as Crump turned around. "You know something about the Crystal Stars, don't you?" He asked. "In fact, you mentioned a certain mustached Italian plumber."

"Oh! So you have the same feelings for Mario, eh? How about we team up so we can take 'em down together?" Crump offered.

"No, only I'm the one to pummel Mario to the ground." Bowser said.

"And fail." Ansem muttered under his breath, earning a glare from Bowser.

"Anyways, you know something about the Crystal Stars. So tell us everything you know. Now." Kammy ordered.

"No way, Grandma. No way I'm telling any information to an old lady like you."

"You better do it or I will cook you." Bowser threatened.

"Oh, threatening me, are you Turtle Boy? Well NO ONE threatens Lord Crump!" Crump said.

"Well I just did, so what are you going to do about it, chubby?" Bowser asked.

"This." Crump said as he blew a whistle, as tons of X-Nauts came running forward.

The Art of War (Team Fortress 2)

"Oh look, I'm intimidated by your team. HA! As if." Bowser said as he nodded at Kammy.

"KOOPA TROOP! FORM UP!" Kammy yelled as Hammer Bros, Koopatrols and Magikoopas came from behind as Ansem snapped his fingers as Wyverns, Tailbunkers and Armored Knights appeared with the Koopa Troop.

"Wow, that's impressive." Crump said. "Like...way more impressive than MY team." He said as he then had an idea. "Wait, I almost forgot." He said as he pulled out the bomb. "HERE IT COMES!" He yelled as he threw it.

"INCOMING!" Bowser yelled as the bomb hit him in the nose but bounced off.

"What the...it didn't work?" Crump asked.

"Wow, really? It didn't go off." Bowser said as he smirked. "Step aside, fatty. Let me show you how you set it off." He said as he breathed fire right at it...as it lit up.

"Crud." Crump said, as the bomb exploded, covering everyone in smoke.

Rule #401249: NEVER breathe fire at a bomb. It's not smart.